Sharkshitter @chronicbrainfarts - Tumblr Blog

ftmt4t blogs be like "horny weed and tshot and older dude and physicality" and i be like hell yeah every single time

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

toothfairyinc

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

ghostclvb

I post for the bitches that used to get in trouble for reading under the desk during class in elementary school

wizardarchetypes

'i'd go outside more if there weren't bugs.'

if there weren't bugs there wouldn't be an outside, idk how many times this has to be said.

yellow-cat

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help