Chroniccraftywitch

https://linktr.ee/Chroniccraftywitch That chronically ill crafty witch who stitches tiny toads and frogs in the name of whimsy. . She/her. 🍄🐸🧶🐈 Most active on threads.

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Her eyes are almost as big as her hair

Frazzle the pixie sprite is preparing to head out on her big adventure, but first, her official portrait. I’m pretty sure she stashed her new little morel friend in her overall pocket as a stowaway. That’s okay though, we all need a little emotional support.

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Happy adoption day Taffy!

Taffy is a sweet candy themed crochet toad, from her rainbow taffy body to her blue razz romper to her bubble gum pink shoes, she’s just sweetness all the way.

She is 4 inches tall and one of a kind

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She’s practicing being a fairy, since she matches the violets

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‘I’m going to defeat the Sith that has landed in this bush’

Bramble, that’s a bird 🤦🏻‍♀️

May the fourth be with you,

Miss you Space Mom, Prozac knows we could use your wit and wisdom right now

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Hey, Bramble sweetheart, ummm, love the shoe collection but ummm I think there’s more there then yesterday? How’d that happen?

‘FTSN’

FTSN?

‘Frog and Toad shopping network. The cat got me your card from your purse. They deliver!’

Of course they do… did Thistle order anything?

‘A vroom vroom!’

A fucking what?

Ummm I gotta go find Thistle…

(Always supervise your crochet frogs and toads)

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‘If we go that way on the trail, we might run into a huffalump. If we go the other way, we might run into a jabberwocky. But if we go the other way we might get snatched by mothman.’

Okay, two of those are fictional and one of those is in Jersey while we’re in Iowa. I think we’re safe, Bramble. But maybe we need to review what bedtime stories are appropriate for crochet toads.

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‘Tell us the story about the nasty rotten orange who got chased out of frog land by the little frogs for being bad and then got smushed by a Lego’ ‘smushed!’

Did a bit more work on their apartment set, couldn’t resist a sweet little crochet toad bedtime pic 😉

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When you try to get a cute picture, but there’s a bee and one crochet toad is very concerned and ones like ‘can I catch it and make it my friend?’

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‘Hurry, she’s distracted with the dog, we can pick it and sneak it in with the plants in the pots’

Hey Bramble, Thistle, what are you doing?

‘NOTHING’’nothing’

When you are the maker and nanny of crochet frogs and toads you must be ready for shenanigans

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The tallest flowers they’ve ever seen and their minds are officially blown

Remember, whimsy walks are important for your and crochet toads enrichment. Can’t get out? We are happy to help by providing whimsy for you

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‘For eats?’

No, it’s a very helpful plant, and you can eat some but not this one-

‘I eat’

Thistle, no

Thistle the crochet toad discovers dandelions

[elizabethboleyn]

Tudor Ladies Promo Costumes in Action || Season One » Anne’s Lady-In-Wating Dress

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Hey!

Come closer

closer

Hey, hi, you are an incredible human bean and you deserve love and kindness. You deserve whimsy and light even when times are hard. We can get through this.

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On one hand, I'm upset they seem to be killing off Gary, recasting Kylie when ERW is still a working actor, and bringing back the curse.

But on the other hand... look at this mother fucker:

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Thistle Toad may be just a wee little thing, but interrupt her while she’s counting stitches? She’ll snip you.

I started with the dot pebbles crochet toad but modified it to add an open mouth and completely swapped the arms and legs to add individually wired fingers and toes.

She’s just under 4 inches tall. Made with sock weight yarn and a 1.25 hook. Her dress is also sock weight yarn and knit with size 1 needles, freehanded.

Her shoes are 1/12 scale doll shoes.

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‘… is that?’

Don’t say it Bramble

‘The boob cactus is sagging’

Give her time to perk up, we just rescued her from the corner of a garden center of a big box store 🤦🏻‍♀️

‘Water bra?’

Bramble, no…

Um, plant shopping therapy after this weeks appointments

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When someone says you should stop scrolling Ravelry and actually work on your WIP