The green-ey'd monster

The emotional middle ground between a soccer mom and a four year old girl

[queenentina-deactivated20180121]

“good job” i whisper to myself after doing absolutely nothing useful

[supermodelgif-deactivated201409]

[sunfortune]

my oily ass skin: *reflects light* 

me: wow look at that highlight

[uglyfade-blog]

[spelldealer]

neko atsume go: collect any real life cats that you see, just grab them

[bettersituation]

[uber-music]

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MGMT - Time to Pretend

I’m feeling rough, I’m feeling raw, I’m in the prime of my life.

[bitchycode]

So you can breathe but not text me back ???

[knockfivetimes]

tired in the streets, asleep in the sheets

[chronicjealousy]

Had sex this month?

Yesssss

[ichorx]

[stability]

i love the belchers

[shelgon]

[ssueno-deactivated20180306]

someone: hey are you okay me with no hesitation: *starts crying*

[oceaniatropics]

Grampians National Park, Victoria, Australia

[chronicjealousy]

That awkward moment when you realize you'll never amount to anything hahahahaha

[monica-geller]