[avi-why]

every writing tip article and their mother: dont ever use adverbs ever!

me, shoveling more adverbs onto the page because i do what i want: just you fucking try and stop me

[quarter0master]

May I add something, because I will never shut up about this book (Writing Tools by Roy Peter Clark):

[jackironsides]

Finally, some good fucking advice

[shobe-sandwitch]

idk who needs to hear this, but your wants are not outrageous. you want love? you want attention? you want peace? you want comfort? you deserve it. you're not asking for too much.

[brofligate]

I can’t believe this guy mansplained mansplaining.

[veronica-rich]

Correctile dysfunction

[aphony-cree]

According to Merriam-Webster an ultracrepidarian “offers advice on matters they perhaps should leave alone” and that makes this even funnier to me

[honoriaw]

Premature articulation

[toxictiktoks]

[pennybxnce]

writing playlist: on

google docs: open

mind: ready

[ionlywantosleep]

Page: Blank

[shock]

in college there are only two moods:

1. i can do this! after outlining everything i need to do, it doesn’t seem so bad. in fact it’s very methodical and easy to follow and i can do it.

2. oh my god its happening. its the end for me. i might as well be dead. everything is due now. i was put on this earth to suffer. i have two essays due in 45 seconds and all ive eaten today is half a goldfish cracker. i can only feel pain

also these moods go back and forth every hour 

[anxietyproblem]

[secondclassvines]

“Slippers tries”

[thatsthat24]

Picture Takers: Those Who Don’t Care vs. Those That Do 📸 (W/ @cool-moves-bro)

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

[ahhthelegend]

not you

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

Yo that’s a good ass point!!!

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[stimman4000]

.

[exclusivegorgeousgeek]

Therapist: "And what do we say when life disappoints us"

Me: "Called it"

Therapist: "no"

[dontdieursosexy-deactivated2019]

someone: i’ve know (deadname) for so long that i can’t think of them as any other name.... it’s too much effort

me:

[renamok]

[noromodragon-deactivated2019082]

This really hit home, and there are many types of families in the world. It would be great if more people could realize that. 

[fuckkedflower-deactivated201905]

It has recently come to my attention that I am in fact…needy.

[catsbeaversandducks]

Cat mute for euphonium.

Video/caption/photo by Kazuhiro Tsukimura