Chronicles of Dorkness

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world of darkness players be like:

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You know, with a name like that, it would be surprising if he didn’t become a werewolf.

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The Mysterium Gets Careless

It’s a real article, too

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Honestly in all of these stories these poetic white men who somehow end up immortal get so bored and miserable because they just sit in their mansion all day doing whatever it is they need to do in order to sustain their immortality and then they just throw lavish parties and organize orgies or whatever and then they’re like “why am I sad I eat three course meals and have at least one orgy daily what MORE could I POSSIBLY need??”

Like???? Damn go for a walk. Do you even KNOW your neighbors? Get a dog and take it to the park. Set up an elaborate fish tank. Go skiing like you’ve been alive for 200 years and you’ve spent 180 of it in your house looking at paintings and drinking wine with other rich assholes no wonder ur life sucks my man.

Buy a canoe.

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this post was specifically targeting dorian grey.

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Touchstone

A Touchstone is part of the mortal world, usually a living, breathing person. Rarely, it can be a place or thing. The Touchstone tests a vampire’s Requiem; and by her very existence, she asks challenging questions of the Kindred. She tests his values, his priorities, and his true nature. She touches his Requiem in a fundamentally positive way, even though her association might cause complications and tribulations for the vampire.  [...] If a vampire loses her last Touchstone — for example, if he died — then she has two choices. She may immediately lose a dot of Humanity. If she takes that path, she has one month to find a new Touchstone to replace him. If she does not within that time, she gets the Languid Condition (see p. 304). Alternately, she may take the Languid Condition immediately. The vampire doesn’t consciously choose the Condition, but she resigns herself to the slowing of her blood. This applies whether or not the Touchstone was attached at the time.

-- Vampire: the Requiem, Second Edition, pages 87-88

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Hearing About More Monsters to Burn in the 1600s

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Eat me.

Saulot to Tremere, probably (via comrade-side-eyes)

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Ventrue trying to show appreciation for Nosferatu

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Try to get frisky with the Thyrsus, but he ain’t having any of that.

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This is what all those dots in Streetwise get you

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You might be a perfect fit for the Seers of the Throne

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Let’s see where this Avernian Gate leads

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When the Vigil takes its toll on your Integrity

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When you have to Social Maneuver but only have Composure •

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Forge Destiny

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this blog is amazing

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I love seeing CofD love on tumblr thank u

If you know any other good CofD Tumblrs, throw them my way so I can steal their jokes

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Just how many actual Prommies are on this sub in the CoD?

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I actually did a Suicide Squad -like thing a year back. Task Force: VALKYRIE took them and surgically put a bomb in our characters. It was my Irraka werewolf, a Ventrue with good Dominate, his ghoul bodyguard who knew his way around a gun, and a Wizened with some crazy Animation and Artifice contracts. It was fun.

Sounds great. It’s such a silly idea, but also a really good way of handling crossover. It’s one of the chronicles I really want to try.