we're all mad here

All the lonely people where do they all belong?

[kellymagovern]

Ozzy And Jack’s World Detour S02E08

[thememedaddy]

[evlixr]

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[stonetheskooks]

[the-actual-ocean]

Thank you, shark. Much obliged, shark.

[themadbiologist]

Ups! Moral obligation reblog bait also sucks and will not appear here unless it’s funny or very heartwarming

[jaubaius]

[nabi3000]

[narcissistcookbook]

the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

eel deets from @whitefangthefightingwolf

[reikomakoto]

[catchymemes]

[severestudentsoulampomothill1972]

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[m4a1-shermayne]

This turtle is in hell and all you can think about is cum

[unicouniuni]

Uni.

[christopher575]

HEY LADIES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . DID YOU KNOW UHHHHHHHHH

[jimnutto-deactivated20230114]

[firefox-official]

oh shit was that today

[firefox-official]

does anybody have an extra knife i can borrow

[saywhat-politics]

[whatbigotspost]

Robbie Harris passed away the other day.

Robie Harris, who wrote an often-banned book about sexuality for kids, dies at 83

Robie Harris' book about sexuality for kids called It's Perfectly Normal was often banned, but has sold more than a million copies. Harris d

A lil snippet from that^ article/listen:

A true hero & legend whose memory will be a blessing ❤️

[rockpapertheodore]

Sometimes self-care is, actually, NOT getting onto the computer and little treats and watching youtube videos. Sometimes those things are self-care, but sometimes they're also avoidant behaviors.

Sometimes self care is waking up and just. Fucking getting in the car. And driving to the bank. And the store. And buying the cat litter. And changing the cat boxes you've been avoiding because your brains been stuck in a hole. And picking up the trash you've been piling up. And getting a load into the wash. And mowing the lawn before the village council sends you a formal complaint and potential-fines warning.

Like its hard and annoying to do because it sucks. It sucks so much. But if I don't start working on this pile of bullshit I've let build up because it stinks and i was stuck in deer-in-headlights mode, I risk letting it turn into fuckery. I do not have the patience for fuckery that I once - foolishly! - thought I had.

[butch-obliterated]

This mentality helped me so much. Framing my "chores" and mundane tasks as self care and something I can do for myself, really helped me. On a good day I feel like I can genuinely enjoy basic to-dos because I get something nice for myself afterwards, even if that nice thing is just a better living environment. And sometimes it's still too hard, and that's okay too.

[riotworkshop]

I’ve started differentiating tasks as “hard self-care” and “soft self-care” and then I use that to balance myself.

Exclusively doing soft self-care (buying a nice snack, doing a face mask, watching a comfort show) can just make things worse, because it’s just avoidance. It’s like procrastinating on a PowerPoint presentation by making the slides pretty, downloading cute note taking apps, buying a fancy keyboard to make typing nicer, and then never actually writing the presentation. You have made yourself feel better to the detriment of actually improving your life.

Exclusively doing hard self-care (putting away laundry, tidying your space, taking out trash) can just make things worse because you just burn yourself out and don’t do ANYTHING. This is the same scenario as above, except you won’t let yourself make a drink, or move to a comfy spot, or get a snack until you’ve finished writing the presentation. But you feel so shitty you never start so you just sit there miserable and make no progress.

I try to balance a majority of the time on a one-to-one basis. So if I load the dishwasher, then I get to have a little treat! For me hygiene can be a really tough one, I want to feel and be clean but showering and washing and drying off seems like a monumental task. So I combine it with some soft self-care. Like, I’m going to have a bath instead of a shower and watch YouTube on my phone. I’m going to put a face mask on but I have to wash my face and brush my teeth first.

On really tough days, I prioritise soft self-care because I know I can’t do the hard stuff and I need to be gentle to myself. On the better days, I see if I can do two or three hard self-care things and ride that high.

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[ziprasidones]

[kafk-a]

[depsidase]

[cannibalchicken]

[gradschoolcryptid]

[papasmoke]

top 10 most divorced men to ever live right behind henry viii

[katlynbark]

[mas0nalexander]

He was bitching about Mackenzie Scott, Bezos’s ex wife, because she’s donated tons of money to nonprofits who support minorities. Man invents a new level of petulance each day.

Elon Musk is lashing out at MacKenzie Scott, Jeff Bezos' ex, for donating billions to charities for women and minorities

Musk said of Scott that "super rich ex-wives who hate their former spouse" should be listed under the "Reasons that Western Civilization die

[ladyshinga]

context is so important/funnier cause omfg this man is so Divorced he's endlessly bitter at ex-wives that aren't even his own

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I’m about to ruin someone’s whole life

[elodieunderglass]

Scamp

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

tee hee hee hee hee

[yuzupool]

gnome ass prank

[corpish]

in recognition of World Down Syndrome Day on March 21

[oi-lucy]

Over 60% of people with down syndrome have completely normal intelligence, with the only developmental delays being from social barriers. Even those who are developmentally disabled are still capable of having fully functional lives.