Welcome to My Head

I was supposed to be emperor of space... 30s and birdies, but no birds, wait, some birds. Absolutely blocks all porn or hate related attempts at follow. Send a mildly engaging message before following if you're just starting out or be blocked because above stipulation. Don't mind the like spam, after I'm done scrolling when I find your blog the algorithm will make it so I never see your posts again. See you in the forest. Ripened 38 years. I know too many people in the world, let this be my peace. New thing, minors super DNI. I don't want to be mean to kids, but sincerely fuck off.

[while-i-kiss-the-sky]

[chucah]

When people think I can't stare and eat at the same time

Pin

[primrosetta]

me: Princess Zelda’s a pretty cool character and is way more than just a damsel in distress.

some nerd: source????

me: 

[primrosetta]

me: ??????

me:

[se-meme-drakant-deactivated2025]

Didn’t do shit in Link’s awakening though

[primrosetta]

This post has over 50 thousand notes and this is the most baffling response to it I have ever seen. 

Yes, Zelda didn’t do anything in a game that she was not in. You fucking got me. In other news, Mario is a bad character because he didn’t do shit in Metroid Prime. 

[primrosetta]

[chucah]

Good swim, good beach, beautiful nature

[purr-in-ink]

🐾🐾🐾🤍

[escapedaudios]

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

[catasters]

[chucah]

The wink says it all

[cristalplanetheart]

😳

[savethewailes]

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

[adelphicoracle]

Perfect tags

[i-cant-carry-it-for-you]

[transfemininomenon]

absolutely LOST in the sauce

[sayuupi]

Sketching some bears from the bear cam! 🐻🐟

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

i need this on a tshirt

[xo-rawwrrr]

[botanyshitposts]

upstairs neighbors’ garden is not enough for the creatures. they are wanting access to my home

[botanyshitposts]

creatures when they see a thimble of rain within 8 hours: we NEED to have sex on this PRIME LOCATION DOORSTEP RIGHT NOW!!!!

[chucah]

I think I'm a certified creature myself, stay hydrated

[this-old-stomping-ground]

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[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[chucah]

Trying to summon my friend, the devil. He ended up doing date night with the wife

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[birds-in-posts]

Osprey (Pandion haliaetus)

Red-winged blackbird (Agelaius phoeniceus)

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

Photographer Snaps Bird Catching a Ride on Bigger Bird's Stick

Wildlife Jocelyn Anderson captured a one-in-a-million photo of a bird hitching a ride on a bigger bird's stick.

The article contains a link to her photography shop, btw.

[chucah]

I know these two, they do this all the time.

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[zgmfd]

Scooby Doo background scenes