Stryyyyyyker

Big boys and big dogs

[chuckhansensuggestions]

Team up with  Aleksis Kaidonovsky. Take turns shooting each other with a paintball gun from varying distances. Compare your gnarly bruises.

That’s real science, folks.

[chuckhansensuggestions]

I refuse to watch drag race, not because of my high moral standards, but because my boyfriend has a crush on RuPaul and it makes me angry

[chuckhansensuggestions]

Name your firstborn child after your first love: Bacardi

[chuckhansensuggestions]

You, an idiot: There are only two genders

Me, an intellectual: scientific evidence supports that you’re an idiot. please leave the shatterdome before you find my foot wedged in your colon 

[stackerpentecostsuggestion]

take another vacation

[chuckhansensuggestions]

All you do is vacation you twat

[stackerpentecostsuggestion]

You’re a feckin twat and you’re the Australian version of a chav

[herchansensuggestion]

It’s called a bogan mate we’ve been over this

[chuckhansensuggestions]

Like father like son 

[chuckhansensuggestions]

Dad falls over in the hallway: Alexa this is so sad, play despacito

[chuckhansensuggestions]

Step 1: get paid

Step 2: get laid

Step 3: bud light

[chuckhansensuggestions]

qottlieb said: in what way is this not a suggestion chuck 

I’ve made a terrible mistake

[chuckhansensuggestions]

Eat the whole tube of pringles, you deserve it

[tendochoisuggestion]

I’m gonna feed you like a Roman emperor

[chuckhansensuggestions]

[chuckhansensuggestions]

Step 1: get paid

Step 2: get laid

Step 3: bud light

[raleighbecketsuggestion]

trash all the good fourth of july posts you had because the ppdc preemptively took away your internet privileges

[chuckhansensuggestions]

THERE’S NOTHING LIKE AUSTRALIAAAA

[stackerpentecostsuggestion]

take another vacation

[chuckhansensuggestions]

All you do is vacation you twat

[liwenshaosuggestion]

refuse to make small talk

[chuckhansensuggestions]

So, you like ball sports?

[boota]

[chuckhansensuggestions]

Eat the whole tube of pringles, you deserve it

[chuckhansensuggestions]

Smoke weed one time and cry immediately

[tendochoisuggestion]

oh darling just stick to your strange Aussie beers

[chuckhansensuggestions]

[chuckhansensuggestions]

My relationship makes a lot more sense when you realize both Tendo and I are sexually attracted to morons

[0v9]

things I am:

Gay

Annoying

[0v9]

oh I forgot

Dumb as fuck