Just Another Oreo

[stupidlittledoodles]

He’s not very good but I like himb

[beardedmrbean]

[nyctosaurid]

small brain: steven universe is a vegetarian because he’s a pacifist 

big brain: steven universe is a vegetarian because his spit heals flesh

[zagreus]

Holly  please  don’t  say  things  like  this 

[catflowerqueen]

…but didn’t he also bring the watermelon stevens and Pumpkin to life in the same manner?

[seventeendeer]

every meal is a race against the clock for steven q. universe

[steven-universe-heritage-posts]

I had to read this with my human eyes so now all of you have to too

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[weltenwellen]

Hieu Minh Nguyen, from “Heavy”

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[thatgirltei]

I APOLOGIZE FOR DISRUPTING YOUR SCROLL… but YOU ARE going to have lots of wins for JUNE!

[fipindustries]

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

[unorthodoxchronicles]

[sylferino]

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

[partywithponies]

[partywithponies]

[caz-the-yarncromancer]

First time I see the full lyrics without it being take me to snurch (snail church)

[darrenpillowscriss]

What really makes this for me is that OP could have phoned it in on the chorus and just repeated the same fics, but no. They found a unique one every time. Class act.

[butter-n-breadrolls]

the other elves welcoming Legolas in Valinor

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

[hymaziie]

No matter how many times I was given the choice, I would always choose to do everything for you.

[bannertanks]

[ghosthierophant]

[alivedean]

destiel + insane shit they say to each other

[yamada-ryo]

honestly one of the all time tweets of all time tbh

[quietwingsinthesky]

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

[h4nifah]

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough