GET CHUCKED

bro/bros | metrosexual | 36 but looks 17

[chucktheawesome]

the youtube video i posted of the noodle mascot flailing on the ground at the parade yesterday got taken down, and it was getting hecka views too! what gives!!!

[grandsenseidareth]

Polly loves this guy!

[chucktheawesome]

whaaaaat i never would've thought of a sweaty pirate and his talking parrot as a couples costume, you are so CLEVER! your man really pulls off the six months at sea without a shower look so freaking well!!!

ARRRRR! 🏳️‍🌈

[chucktheawesome]

abtone wanba do me a solid and drive me home? a busexusl gitk at the club stole my car. totwl bummer!

[chucktheawesome]

great news everyone, she didn't steal my car! i just got a text from the girl from the club, and it turns out i gave the car away to her after she expressed how cool it is, and she wanted to thank me! wow...

i'm such a nice guy.

[chucktheawesome]

Oh my fsm… a himbo! In MY tumblr? It’s more likely than you think!

a himbo and proud of it!! 🔥🔥🔥

[chucktheawesome]

my head hurts like a buttcheek on a stick.

[chucktheawesome]

omg ni wayyy he has a cat!!!

[chucktheawesome]

duuudes this guys tryins takr me home eith him i knew i was iressistsvke byt at least ler me say hi to my doggo first!!! sighhhh looks likr i gota break another heart tonighr sory darth but i like LADIRS

mrn cant resist me

[chucktheawesome]

abtone wanba do me a solid and drive me home? a busexusl gitk at the club stole my car. totwl bummer!

[grandsenseidareth]

Omw !!!!

[chucktheawesome]

omg yoyre the best!!!!!!!! id chip in for gas bur my waller is enpty

[chucktheawesome]

abtone wanba do me a solid and drive me home? a busexusl gitk at the club stole my car. totwl bummer!

[chucktheawesome]

happy pride month everyone! me and some buddies are gonna be heading down to the pink oni club after work to celebrate, so feel free to come hang! bisexual girls get free drinks on me 🔥🔥🔥

[chucktheawesome]

th3se busexual girls are drsining the life out if my wallet omggg

[chucktheawesome]

happy pride month everyone! me and some buddies are gonna be heading down to the pink oni club after work to celebrate, so feel free to come hang! bisexual girls get free drinks on me 🔥🔥🔥

[chucktheawesome]

my boss yelled at me for filing my nails on the job, wowwww okay someone doesn't care about his employees!!

[chucktheawesome]

do you eat dog food

whaaaaaat? you're talking crazy!

[chucktheawesome]

meow

haha, bark bark! 🐶

[chucktheawesome]

bruh this gas station smells like grundle surgery

[chucktheawesome]

just raided my mom's coupon drawer. guess who's getting a free scoop at the dairy dragon!!!

[chucktheawesome]

did you guys know that coupons expire!? WHAT GIVES!!!

[chucktheawesome]

just raided my mom's coupon drawer. guess who's getting a free scoop at the dairy dragon!!!