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i loooveee to helping hand its my most fav series ever!!!!!! will u be continuingit ?? 🥺

yes, i will!!!! @svtiddiess is pointing a gun to my head if i ever say no 😭

[hoshingi]

week 42/78 of missing woozi

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I need a lot of jeonghan content from you

I AM TRYING MY BEST!!!!! PLEASE HOLD ON A BIT LONGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hey i hope u know i still think about the apartment we wont share

i still think about it too <3 i have three separate files about my feelings about it, on it, because of it and yet i still cant articulate these feelings into something similar to words in the english language. when i can, i will dedicate it to you, anon xx

[aropride]

opened my wip and didnt immediately write a thousand new beautiful and perfect words so i'm going to smash my laptop with a hammer

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PLEASE DO JEONGHAN FICS PLEASE HE'S COMING

Anon, you read my mind 🙈 I might have something cooking 😎 teeheehee

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Do you do reqs

yup! though i cant promise when i will post it as life is really spinning me sideways this year. i will do my best <3

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jun as howl pendragon for svt’s 11th anniversary of debut

[fluentinbird]

shane hollander - "who are you when you aren't performing?"

Paul Butler, “Untitled (Two with Puck – Red)” - Collage, 2018  / Detail from Kazuo Nakamura, Suspended Landscape, 1967 / Heated Rivalry 1x01 / Ralph Ellison, Invisible Man / Detail from Kazuo Nakamura, Suspended Landscape, 1967/ Heated Rivalry 1x04 / David Hannan, Falling from Grace, 2024 / Paul Butler, “Untitled (Two with Puck – Blue)” / Detail from LEE U-Fan, From Line (1976) / Rebecca Bellmore, At Pelican Falls/ Heated Rivalry 1x02 / Heated Rivalry 1x01 / Sally Prasch, Neon Series / Ocean Vuong, Night Sky with Exit Wounds / Robert Matta, Bleuêtre, 1993 / Heated Rivalry 1x04 / Kazuo Nakamura, Blue Reflections, B.C., 1964 / Heated Rivalry 1x02 / Sally Prasch, Shattered Shell / Heated Rivalry 1x02 / Carmen Maria Machado, In the Dream House / Heated Rivalry 1x02 / Kazuo Nakamura; Blue Morning / Detail from Rebecca Bellmore, At Pelican Falls/ Jennifer Walton, Frozen Lake Series / Heated Rivalry 1x04 / John Steinbach, East of Eden / Koichi Nabatame, Morning Mountain Range

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when you fight but he still cares (づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ♡

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Can you come back to svt astrology and fics please 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

hii anon!!! i am still here lurking around as always xd i am a bit confused bc do you want more seventeen x astrology takes or just fics in general? sorry for being mia but life has been…..life. if you have any specific request i will try to complete it 🏒

[jeansbookshelf-deactivated20250]

I got 60 out of 1000 😂

1000 Books You May Have Actually Read

Based on the number of ratings each book has on Goodreads. And if you haven't read them, maybe you can use for a literature bucket list.

[tinyasafirefly]

Anyone who says they’ve read all 1000 is a liar because one of them is a huge cookbook and no one is actively joy reading that.

[mbrainspaz]

with some of these it’s like “fuck, I did read that,” and with some it’s like “Oh fuck, I did read that.”

I got 99, but I counted a few that I had only mostly-read before deciding I didn’t like them and never finishing them.

[tempest-in-diy-earrings]

Damn, I’ve only read 97 of these.

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

179, an astonishing number legitimately thanks to high school.

Also, lol I absolutely did read The Joy of Cooking for fun. Still do sometimes. It’s the closest thing my family has to a Bible. And since my older brothers got to leave home with the old version that showed you how to skin a squirrel, I took away the replacement version on that list that I previously in my childhood bought my mom for Christmas.

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203 T_T

i need to read more gang

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how to ragebait each seventeen member

scoups: tell him you don't know how to play val and when he teaches you the basics, lose on purpose or 'accidentally' do friendly kills

jeonghan: ask his opinion on everything and then show zero personality. it will slowly drive him crazy trying to find ANYTHING interesting about you while drowning him in boredom

joshua: ask him what his english name is. and when he says, "joshua", say, "yes, i know. but what's your english name?" do it on repeat like 5 times

jun: easy answer would be to pretend to kick a cat but you will also get murdered so what you can do is pretend to like cold takeout. he will never speak to you again.

hoshi: honestly hoshi is easy to ragebait. he is not, however, easy to anger. if you do make him angry, run. one thing you can do to annoy him is be the fun police. just down his vibes. idk why anyone would do that to my cutie tho (yes, i am missing him viscerally)

wonwoo: turn off his camera fridge AND his kimchi fridge. he and mingyu will have you blocked. i am joking! he will just never invite you over after that

woozi: pick the biggest wrong take about his favourite anime series and keep on texting him about it. he WILL blow up your phone i promise.

dokyeom: gaslight him a little. it sounds mean but it can be about the tiny things like insist the full fat yogurt is low fat. he knows it's not but the doubt will make him crazy. cons: expect very large paragraph texts

mingyu: fake weaponized incompetence. make him show you how to load the dishwasher every damn day. he will stop trying to teach you at one point but not before cursing out your entire bloodline in his head

minghao: chew super loudly with your mouth open. keep it up and i can't guarantee you will escape with your life

seungkwan: mansplain his ideas back to him in a very, very condescending way. you will be villainized in his daily journal but you will be remembered

vernon: imply you know him better than he knows himself. insist on ordering for him everywhere. he will ghost you after that

chan: wear platform boots under a skirt to make your height 5' 9'' and then stand next to him and say you are 5' 6''

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svt as a delivery man 🚲

hyung line || maknae line

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habits i think vampire! seventeen would have 🦇:

scoups

buys only from the blood bank. there are very willing donors (especially when they see his face).he feels weird when he thinks about going up to random person to suck their neck

forgets to look at the expiration dates in the blood bags and has constant diarrhea

when he is sick, he prefers O+ve blood. he insists it's a little 'citrusy'

jeonghan

loves joining blood donation galas

thinks its very sexy when a room full of people want him to nibble on their throats

pranks newly turned vampire with fake veneers and claiming that everyone who doesnt drink pigs blood gets it

joshua

buys garlic infused perfumes. his ritual is buying one every fifty years. insists that it isnt the same since garlic varieties are constantly changing every few decades. when chan says that garlic is just garlic, he doubles down and starts a museum of garlic species around the world. no one visits it

steals diamond cufflinks from rich people

its velvet or nothing. if you are wearing crocs, he wont talk to you

jun

goes grocery shopping at joshua's museum. joshua doesnt know

loved a good garlic pasta. he thinks the burning sensation he gets when garlic goes down in his stomach is its taste

like AB negative blood with a bit of blood clot floating around

hoshi

did a no nut november challenge where he didnt eat nuts or blood. by the 4th week, he almost dropped dead (or as dead as a vampire could be) on the streets. a grandma found him and took him to the er. he got a blood pack and a weekly dinners on sunday with the grandma. he brings her flowers and she makes him blood infused flan

tried to make latte a vampire

begs jun to make him a three course meal with just garlic and blood. wants to see if the blood will cancel out the garlic and vice versa. jun cant fathom someone not liking being burned alive by a spice as a hobby

wonwoo

has an ao3 account where he gives different blood types their personality (love and deepspace style) and writes enemies to lovers fanfics with garlic as yn

thinks B+ve is the best kind of blood bc he loves beef

loves sleeping in a coffin only if its made pre 16th century

jihoon

likes to go to a bar and order a nice glass of wine from '82 or '77. if not that year, then cocktails is his go to. then when he gets a bit tipsy, he finds the stoners and pays them to let him drink their blood. according to jihoon, this gives a nice smoky aftertaste to his wine

has a gun collection starting from the 18th century.

was queen victoria's favourite musician. he got so rich from that gig that he owns half the sundarbans. doesnt let hoshi go see the royal bengal tigers

dokyeom

he is a regular at ALL the major opera houses. phantom of the opera was being funded literally out of his pocket. unfortunately no one would take his suggestion for turning raoul into a vampire

wears silk undershirts only. loves a good hand embroidery

spend the last few years trying to find a C type blood bc mingyu said c type charges him. didnt realise it was about a phone charger until 2025

mingyu

says his blood runs hot even when everyone screams at him that vampires dont have flowing blood

tried to freeze his own blood to make ice cream. didnt want to admit his blood was dissolving the metal in his fridge until he was named the guinness record holder for the most refrigerator purchased by one homeowner that year

was the president of a frat house for 187 years

minghao

loves a good fermented kombutcha made with A negative blood type and Ceylon

has a personalized calendar of which months correspondences to which dynasty and rotates wearing his historical clothing collection based on that. his personal favourites are female styles of song dynasty hanfus

lost a bet and now has to try jun's garlic and garlic (two different types) lasagna. he is trying to get out of it by faking his death for the 2nd time

seungkwan

loves faking his death. his most famous one is when he was on the titanic. he made a cameo on the titanic movie bc of it and now insists that leonardo di caprio copied his style

steals joshua's bowtie collection

once punched mozart when he learned that mozart published the music his sister made under his own name.

vernon

brings out his hawaiian prints during winter. his neighbours warn their children to stay away from the 'weird old man'

uses his fangs to open metal cans.

had a job back in the day of testing the purity of silver and other metals using his teeth. was known in the business as 'the licker' as he would lick a bit of the metals he was testing and then nibble a bit of blood from his clients

chan

uses O blood type in his protein shakes.

responsible for half of the rumours about the monsters in the appalachian mountain range

stopped cutting his hair after the 70s mullet fashion trend. still thinks its a trend now

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habits i think vampire! seventeen would have 🦇:

scoups

buys only from the blood bank. there are very willing donors (especially when they see his face).he feels weird when he thinks about going up to random person to suck their neck

forgets to look at the expiration dates in the blood bags and has constant diarrhea

when he is sick, he prefers O+ve blood. he insists it's a little 'citrusy'

jeonghan

loves joining blood donation galas

thinks its very sexy when a room full of people want him to nibble on their throats

pranks newly turned vampire with fake veneers and claiming that everyone who doesnt drink pigs blood gets it

joshua

buys garlic infused perfumes. his ritual is buying one every fifty years. insists that it isnt the same since garlic varieties are constantly changing every few decades. when chan says that garlic is just garlic, he doubles down and starts a museum of garlic species around the world. no one visits it

steals diamond cufflinks from rich people

its velvet or nothing. if you are wearing crocs, he wont talk to you

jun

goes grocery shopping at joshua's museum. joshua doesnt know

loves a good garlic pasta. he thinks the burning sensation he gets when garlic goes down in his stomach is its taste

likes AB negative blood with a bit of blood clot floating around

hoshi

did a no nut november challenge where he didnt eat nuts or blood. by the 4th week, he almost dropped dead (or as dead as a vampire could be) on the streets. a grandma found him and took him to the er. he got a blood pack and a weekly dinners on sunday with the grandma. he brings her flowers and she makes him blood infused flan

tried to make latte a vampire

begs jun to make him a three course meal with just garlic and blood. wants to see if the blood will cancel out the garlic and vice versa. jun cant fathom someone not liking being burned alive by a spice as a hobby

wonwoo

has an ao3 account where he gives different blood types their personality (love and deepspace style) and writes enemies to lovers fanfics with garlic as yn

thinks B+ve is the best kind of blood bc he loves beef

loves sleeping in a coffin only if its made pre 16th century

jihoon

likes to go to a bar and order a nice glass of wine from '82 or '77. if not that year, then cocktails is his go to. then when he gets a bit tipsy, he finds the stoners and pays them to let him drink their blood. according to jihoon, this gives a nice smoky aftertaste to his wine

has a gun collection starting from the 18th century.

was queen victoria's favourite musician. he got so rich from that gig that he owns half the sundarbans. doesnt let hoshi go see the royal bengal tigers

dokyeom

he is a regular at ALL the major opera houses. phantom of the opera was being funded literally out of his pocket. unfortunately no one would take his suggestion for turning raoul into a vampire

wears silk undershirts only. loves a good hand embroidery

spend the last few years trying to find a C type blood bc mingyu said c type charges him. didnt realise it was about a phone charger until 2025

mingyu

says his blood runs hot even when everyone screams at him that vampires dont have flowing blood

tried to freeze his own blood to make ice cream. didnt want to admit his blood was dissolving the metal in his fridge until he was named the guinness record holder for the most refrigerator purchased by one homeowner that year

was the president of a frat house for 187 years

minghao

loves a good fermented kombutcha made with A negative blood type and Ceylon

has a personalized calendar of which months correspondences to which dynasty and rotates wearing his historical clothing collection based on that. his personal favourites are female styles of song dynasty hanfus

lost a bet and now has to try jun's garlic and garlic (two different types) lasagna. he is trying to get out of it by faking his death for the 2nd time

seungkwan

loves faking his death. his most famous one is when he was on the titanic. he made a cameo on the titanic movie bc of it and now insists that leonardo di caprio copied his style

steals joshua's bowtie collection

once punched mozart when he learned that mozart published the music his sister made under his own name.

vernon

brings out his hawaiian prints during winter. his neighbours warn their children to stay away from the 'weird old man'

uses his fangs to open metal cans.

had a job back in the day of testing the purity of silver and other metals using his teeth. was known in the business as 'the licker' as he would lick a bit of the metals he was testing and then nibble a bit of blood from his clients

chan

uses O blood type in his protein shakes.

responsible for half of the rumours about the monsters in the appalachian mountain range

stopped cutting his hair after the 70s mullet fashion trend. still thinks its a trend now