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Eyo if I remade this blog would anyone be interested in interacting with me again? I really miss my boy.

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also friendly reminder that my blog for him is now @shimagakure so please follow me over there if you want to interact!

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sliiides onto this blog for the first time in, like, 4 months.

o shit waddup?

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i’ll be moving over to @shimagakure ! 

this account is very messy. for now, all interactions with my sideblogs will stay here. these are:

@cherryriot

@shrinechild

@crosios

thank you !

[tombchild]

i’ll be moving over to @shimagakure ! 

this account is very messy. for now, all interactions with my sideblogs will stay here. these are:

@cherryriot

@shrinechild

@crosios

thank you !

[tombchild]

i’ll be moving over to @shimagakure ! 

this account is very messy. for now, all interactions with my sideblogs will stay here. these are:

@cherryriot

@shrinechild

@crosios

thank you !

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also forgot to mention this, but all starter calls are for mutuals only----

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@mita-rashi

“Oh, I –” they haven’t said those words before, and hearing them now is surprising, this isnot the moment she thought they’d come out of his mouth. 

Anko blushes, her neck flushing red all the way up to her cheeks. She’s too embarrassed to look at him now, instead her eyes turn away.

“S’okay. I like you. Just don’t lose your temper and threaten to kill me again when we’re training and I think we’ll be good.”

“Fine. I’ll only threaten to maim you or resort to cannibalism if you die first while we’re stuck in a blizzard.” Humor made what he said less real, right?

Yu sighed, resting his head against the pillows. Whenever they moved, the cot groaned under their weight. “Fuck this thing. Ever since I was exiled I lost weight, but laying on this thing you’d think I fucking gained a few hundred pounds.”

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like this post for a starter u lil shits

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@fiirus

          “────Patient? Hardly ─ I see that distaste in your eyes, child. Trying to twist your way around my finger will only result in it being shoved down your throat,” Perhaps the Demon had more to learn about the company of ghosts ─── After all, much like her interactions with FEMALES, if one had nothing to offer,

                  She saw no point in them existing.                "─I merely reference the fact you’re not amongst your fellow angels. You have no wings, and you have no claws; you’re simply HERE.

     I could almost feel sorry for you, as now that your body’s rotted away,

     It’s only a matter of time before your soul does too, eh?“

“It’s been a couple hundred years and I’m still going strong.” Yu shrugged.

“I have something I need to do----when a proper host comes along, I’ll be

borrowing the body for a time. And you’re not allowed to judge me. You’re

a demon, after all, and most humans are made up of bad things anyways.”

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@mita-rashi

“Is that you asking for dirty talk?” She makes a face when he ruffles her hair, and leans down to give him a kiss.

“I mean, I can try, but I’ll probably start talking about a cheese covered dick or something and…” She makes a face and then relaxes on top of him with a huff, rolling off of him to rest in the crook of his arm. 

“Hn.” When their lips met he nipped at her lower lip. If she wanted to jest, two could play at being a tease.

“Cheese covered dick----well, I never thought about cosplaying as a fondue machine, but if that’s what you’re into I guess I’ll have to.” Yu pulled her close when she laid down and pressed a kiss to her neck. “I love you. I’m sorry for being so much trouble.”

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@mita-rashi

“Just trying to temper the awful part of your ego you seem so intent on stroking.” Anko glares down at him, drumming the fingers of her right hand against his side lightly - so she’s teasing, sort of, if she’s still being affectionate.

“But if you want me off and out, sure. You can use your tears to jack off next time.”

“Holy shit, can you word that any more lewdly?” Even if she’s angry,it still made him crack a smile. “That’s a very lovely picture you’re painting. Does it include all the self-loathing and come with a pack of cheese covered chips?” Yu reached up and ruffled her hair.

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@mita-rashi

“No, no – continue. Please. It’s interesting.”

Anko squirms against him, her legs still around his waist, but swats his hand away. The mood is ruined and it is his fault.

“I always love witnessing your slow descent into megalomania. It’s such an interesting, new side to you, I enjoy every precious moment of it.”

“Get off me then, woman.” It was her goddamn fault for following out here when he so obviously didn’t want to be followed! What does she expect, a welcoming committee every time she appears out of the blue? “And you’re giving me some very conflicting ideas when you’re practically sitting on my cock whilst you insult me. Or is that something new you’re in to?”

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@tombchild

She thinks he would be so much more attractive if his rant hadn’t interrupted their, uh, interpersonal communications.

“Will you shut the fuck up?” Anko asks, flopping back on the cot with a huff.

“You agree to fuck a man in his dingy cot in the woods and he still finds a way to cockblock himself.”

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“What? What does that even fucking mean? You don’t have a cock, so it wouldn’t be possible to even block a cock with a cock------”

Holy shit was he thinking too much into everything?

Yu stared at her, one hand still resting her breasts as he frowned.

“I mean, yeah. I’ll shut up.”

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@orxchimaru

He almost choked on his drink, upon hearing the other’s question. This was embarassing. “WHAT eyeliner? Isn’t that…something ladies wear —?”

“It’s on your face. Right now. Ancestors above,

does alcohol hit you this quickly?” Yu, for one, is

not amused.

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@orxchimaru

The Sannin couldn’t help but laugh at the other’s statement. “Care about my well-being? Now, that’s a new one.” he was positive he could take care of himself, even after a few good swigs of alcohol, which usually led to a bad mood for days, seeing as he got tipsy pretty quickly. 

“Worry about yourself, first.”

“You win, you win.” He raised a hand in defeat before taking

another drink himself. There are some things that had to be learned

by experience alone. “Not that I’m all that great at small talk in the

first place, but how the hell do you get your eyeliner like that? Whenever

I try it looks like shit.”

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@orxchimaru

“You’re supposed to give flowers to a woman, not to ME —”

“Must be a cultural difference. Shima isn’t one

to gender gifts.” He scowled. “Forget it.”