An Excellent Judge of Character

Independent Sultan of Agrabah

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// Slowly but surely the starter list is shrinking. . .but that’s all I’ve got for tonight as I’m falling asleep.

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There hadn’t been a suitor to the palace in days, yet Hamed had just ripped another torn piece of fabric from Rajah’s clutches that looked eerily like it had come off someone’s rear-end. “Just who have you set Rajah upon this time?” he demanded of Jasmine. “Don’t tell me you’ve created another diplomatic mess that I have to straighten out!”

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“I may have accidentally sort of adopted five cats.”

“Oh. . .erm, I see. I do appreciate your enthusiasm for seeing to the well being of those animals, dearest, but I don’t suppose Rajah is going to take too well to competing for your attention. . .”

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"Good day, Sultan" mirage appeared from the green flames "Seems your little kingdom is still in one piece"

Everything in Agrabah had been going splendidly for weeks now without any kind of sudden mishap or impending doom, and the Sultan liked it that way. But his blood ran cold as the green flames sprung up before him in the throne room. No, no, Allah, please, no. He trembled slightly as Mirage appeared. “Y-y-yes, it is. I must say, I do prefer it still in one piece. . .don’t you?”

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"You don't care about me..." (sultanaxcousin) from Sultana

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Those were just about the last words he expected to hear from her mouth, and they stung more than he could admit. “Alia, I. . .you can’t possibly believe that, can you? Why would you say such a thing?”

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Rajah had long since grown out of being lap-sized, so to see the young lion cub roaming the halls of the palace was a pleasant surprise, even if the creature wasn’t supposed to be here. “Why, how did you get in here, little one?” the Sultan said with delight.

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                                                              Jonny, get out of there!                                                                               Why?                                                                     ‘Cause I said so.                                                                               Why?                                                             ‘Cause you’re bugging us.                                                                               Why?                                                              Because you’re STUPID!                                                                               Why?

                                            INDIE && SEMI-SELECTIVE                                               JONNY  &&  SARAH                                               FROM ED, EDD, N EDDY

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Send me "Goodnight," for my characters reaction to yours tucking them in, and kissing their forehead.

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// Oh, Undertow, I’m such a failure. Whoops. Channeling my other semi-abandoned muse there for a second. But yeah. Starters are coming, I swear. Just. . .not now. It’s bed time.

[chumpxsultan-blog]

// It would seem that’s all my brain is willing to let me do for the time being, which is sad. So I’m headed to bed, but will hopefully get to the rest of the starters this afternoon.

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The Sultan was taking a leisurely stroll through the palace gardens, under the impression that he was alone to consider the pressing matters that weighed on his mind. But there was suddenly a small voice that jarred him from his thoughts, causing him to stop. He cast a glance around to find the source, but saw no one. He was about to chalk it up to his imagination playing tricks on him, but as his eyes fell to the path before him he saw something unexpected. Or, rather, someone. A small person to go with the small voice! “Oh, my! Well, hello there,” he said, kneeling down. “I am terribly sorry if I nearly trampled you. Why, I could never forgive myself for harming someone such as yourself! Though I have to say it is rather unexpected to see someone out here.”

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Hamed had never seen the girl before, but he knew. She gave off that kind of aura that the villains all seemed to have, he supposed. "Tell me, is that. . .friend of yours around here somewhere?” he asked gruffly, referring to Jay.

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The weekend kinda got away from me, so here. Have another starter call. Hopefully I’ll get to ‘em all after work when I get home in the morning  and the brats won’t distract me.

Tell my muse lies about people they care for.

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Say “We need to talk” ...

and I’ll generate a starter for what our muses have to have a serious talk about and/or confess:

(1-40, mixture of angst, fluff and drama)

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Ridiculous Sentence Prompts

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“Who wouldn’t be angry you ate all of my cereal and faked your death for three years!”

“I’m going to need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else.“ 

“Quick catch that cat it stole my wallet!”

“Fuck I feel like I got hit by a car… Wait I did? And it was your car?”

“The skirt is short on purpose.”

“I can’t believe I’m sitting in space jail with you of all people.”

“So why did I have to punch that guy?”

“I may have accidentally sort of adopted five cats.”

“I hope you know that my name is actually ________.”

“Please stop petting the test subjects. ”

“That is the tenth demon summoning this week holy shit.”

“Please put me down it’s just a sprained ankle" 

“So what if I broke my arm I’m still doing it.”

“Why exactly do you need chloroform at 2AM?”

“I’m like 75% sure this won’t explode on us.”

“You need to stop leaving dead bodies in my kitchen.”

“I understand the whole sleep talking thing but what I don’t understand is the princess dragon dream and why I’m in it.”

“I’m sorry that I got way too into playing house and accidentally kissed you passionately.”

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Run, run away!

My muse has pissed someone - or something - off, and they’re running to yours for some safety. Send me “What did you do this time?!”, and I’ll generate a number between 1-10 to see who/what my muse has after them.

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