Tubby

Winner of the kindergarten derby 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[geminiagentgreen]

[dragonprincessmew]

[feefal]

A ghost stegosaurus visiting their newly discovered bones. They’re so happy you found them!

[aric220]

[sandmandaddy69]

[ex-girlfiend]

[wizard-meme-archivist]

[batsandboba]

you guys HAVE to take “is dumb” off the end of your username. you have to take “my shit rambles” out of your talking tag. you have to stop apologizing for existing. I get so sad for every url I see like “[name]’s-stupid-reblogs” and every blog I open with a title like “pointless posts” and every opinion post I see tagged something derogatory by op!! speaking as someone whose post tag used to be “makes bad posts.” stop actively putting up roadblocks for yourself!! why do we always say bullying is bad but never when we’re bullying ourselves

[batsandboba]

everyone give it up for the best tag on this post

[roboco-san]

when u get anxiety medication for the first time

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[geminiagentgreen]

[dragonprincessmew]

[kosmogrl]

[insomniac-arrest]

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

[thedogeveryonehates]

kind of a milf. reblog

[asharomi]

[andrew-bigmackson]

superhero with healing powers that undoes people nose jobs without their permission

[unbelovedcelly]

also cricumsision

[andrew-bigmackson]

also cricumsision

[punkrock-bottom]

Bro breathes through his dick that’s fucked up

[q8p]

All this talk about gays not being able to drive is blatant erasure of those of us who were brave enough to weather the trials of the DMV (Forbes’ selection for Straightest Place on Earth eleven years in a row) so that we could return triumphant, finally able to drive each other to the 24 hr grocery store at 2 am, the gayest hour, to buy cheap vodka and takis

Stand up for your rights, auto homos! Don’t let them forget your sacrifices

[eva-420]

erasure of country gays that were forced to drive because of a homophobic lack of public transport 

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

[cloudywithachanceofjam]

“twitter unverified the pope!” ok so henry viii did that just under 500 years ago ur not special x

[caats]

Aww so adorable ♡

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

My dentist never gives me feetie warmers.

[ralfmaximus]

You’re probably not likely to claw the dentist’s face off.

[lightandfireandsunhavegone]

You don’t know that

[saalvaje]

[valtsv]

some observations on color coding eyewear in ficton and their meanings