RARARASPUTIN

@horrendous-haddocks/AO3: Brionia/Minors DNI please

[cloudywithachanceofjam]

“twitter unverified the pope!” ok so henry viii did that just under 500 years ago ur not special x

[my-dailydreams]

[senatortedcruz]

Why the fuck are you people watching Euphoria? Do you need help?

[casgirl]

The only thing worse than the la la land moonlight incident at the 2017 Oscar’s was the 2017 Tony’s because when dear Evan Hansen was announced as the winner of best musical there was no moment of divine justice where it was revealed that great comet was the real winner.

[sugurugetos]

Deva Cassel as ANGELICA SEDARA IL GATTOPARDO (THE LEOPARD) — 2025

[slenderbow]

DEVA CASSEL AS ANGELICA SEDARA Il Gattopardo/The Leopard (2025)

[catchymemes]

MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

[roach-works]

wow if only you had a time machine

[transdaughterofthesun]

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

[iforgotmyfandom]

:)

[idiototheinternet]

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

[lizyarikus]

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

[anexperimentallife]

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

[what-if-i-just-did]

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine how I feel

[mrsjdavis]

POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It doesn’t have to

[smegorl]

Yes it does.

[bookwyrmbran]

or at least until 2041!

[talesfromthecrypts]

I’m so good at video games

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[fudemushi]

If you met someone with the same last name as you, how surprised would you be?

Not at all, it's very common

A little surprised, but wouldn't immediately assume a connection

I would be surprised and assume there was some relation

I would be very surprised that I *hadn't* met this person, we must be related

Does anyone else with this last name even exist?

Voting ended onJun 3

[ms-demeanor]

How do you feel about driving?

I can drive, I am good at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am good at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I think I would enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I do not think I would enjoy driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I enjoyed driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I didn't enjoy it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I enjoyed it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I didn't enjoy it.

Remaining time: 18 hours 44 minutes

[ms-demeanor]

How well do you navigate?

I can navigate my home country's roads without a map.

I can navigate my home country's roads with a map.

I can navigate my home country's roads with a mapping app.

I can only navigate familiar areas without a map.

I can only navigate familiar areas with a map.

I can only navigate familiar areas with a mapping app.

I have trouble navigating anywhere regardless of tools.

Remaining time: 18 hours 52 minutes

("home country's roads" in this instance means you know the road schema and can travel from east to west or north to south across your home country without relying on a map, but you aren't expected to know the street schema of unfamiliar cities)

[ms-demeanor]

How comfortable are you with keeping a car running?

If I had to replace an engine on my own, I could.

If I had to do a major repair on my own, I could.

If I had to do a minor repair on my own, I could.

If a car needs a minor or major repair, I can get the car to a mechanic.

If I have to keep up with regular maintenance, I can.

I am not certain that I can keep up with car maintenance.

I know that I cannot keep up with car maintenance.

Remaining time: 19 hours 6 minutes

This poll assumes that you have access to tools, a workspace, and the parts required for doing the work, and that you have the money and ability to reach out to providers for maintenance. "Major Repair" - replacing a radiator. "Minor repair" - replacing a broken fan belt. "Maintenance" - getting the car serviced as needed before failure.

[motherblackcap]

I heard it was that time of year again.

edit because a bunch of people started following me for this post: if you're a harry potter / marauders fan-blog FUCK OFF !!!!

[frogdisco2021]

Still obsessed with Zuko being the least nonchalant person on the planet about wanting to sit next to Katara at the play.

Like what did he do that for? There is no explanation that does not involve him having a soft spot for her. She's his favorite.

[justagirlwholivesindelusion]

carmy falling back in love with cooking while falling in love with syd at the same time. stay with me

[freedelusionshere]

The Original Beef of Chicago

We know they ran out of money in S4, so maybe they just have to go back to working The Beef?

And they're happier? I felt like Syd was communicating that sentiment in S4. No more stars, no more fine dining BS.

Ebra was the one who said back in S3 that he liked himself the way he was and with the skills he had, and that's so beautiful! If he ends up running The Beef, guys!

And I mean, it's still the setup for them to do the tasting menu and try again with a dream that is their own and not about Mikey, and do it CORRECTLY?

They have a funeral dinner for The Bear (they finally let Mikey go) amongst the fam only, and all go back to the way it began.

It can end with Syd saying she's starting something and offering Carm a job, LOL.

[zmpl]

go onto any career-related subreddit and you’ll find someone making a post like “hey everyone! i’m considering going into this field, any advice for a newbie? :)” and all of the comments will be like “do NOT work in this field. i’m $200,000 in student loan debt. i get paid $0.15/hour and i work 80 hours a week. my manager and my coworkers all beat the shit out of me every wednesday.” and this is in literally any subreddit about work. i’m sure there’s a reasonable explanation for this