there are no men like me. only me.

queen of the trash

[vltra7-deactivated20231230]

in todays maxi challenge you need to make it through the day

[saiasus]

[mxnrique]

this quarantine is proving that madonna was right.

[antmanstan]

right about what??

[mxnrique]

time goes by... so slowly

time goes by... so slowly

time goes by... so slowly

time goes by... so slowly

[tinderventure]

6ft is not a personality trait

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[dailynarnia]

the decade is ending and I still can’t believe this is my most memorable digital footprint…. After yall sending Aslan porn and incest porn and centaur porn this still won’t die down please let this die with the decade I am BEGGING

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[theweirdwideweb]

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

Toddlers in the sims need to get off their high horse i don’t give a rats ass if you ain’t slept in 2 days you gonna master the xylophone skill bitch

[dearest1]

my immense self hatred VS my delusional god complex

[lovlae]

u know what my biggest pet peeve is? when someone is like genuinely very mean to others and when they’re called out on their behavior they’re like “sorry i’m just a bitch xoxo” like yes u sure are!!!!! not something u should be proud of

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[thorgyturner]

[comingouttomyself]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

The probability of you getting attacked by a gorilla at any given point is very low… but it’s never zero.

[versacethotty]

[lapanona]

[antichrister]

*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*

me:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[happiersuggestion]

forgive them. your heart will be lighter for it. forgive them because it gives you closure. it’s all in the past now, and they can’t hurt you there. 

[baekphia]