Draco malfoy | Dating Head-canons
TW Warning: insufferable Draco.
This is my first fic guys so cut me some slack😭
So for Draco to actually start dating I wouldn’t say you’d have to perfect, but you would definitely need some patience.
This man is literally so fucking annoying 😭
Y’all’s relationship definitely started off enemies to lovers or frenemies to lovers. I don’t see him instantly trying to ask out someone after meeting them.
If your relationship started enemies to lovers you’re definitely on the bumpier side.
Would unintentionally become enemies because he thinks bullying=flirting with you. So he’s confused at first why your not flirting back but instead being a “brat” as he calls it.
His friends would have to give him a reality check after seeing him about to storm up to you because he caught wind of you flirting with another guy.
Like dude you constantly smack down their books and try to trip them with your foot. Why do you think you have the right to confront them about flirting with someone??
If it’s frenemies to lovers, it would just be you guys constantly trying y’all’s hardest to get one another’s attention.
“Oh you got a 87 on the test?? Well I got an 88. You should really study harder with that tiny brain of yours”.
“dude your only one point above me bffr”
He’s definitely the type to do his research on a person before getting with them. Sending his minions to go find out any information about your social or dating life.
“ They went to hogsmade? With who?? And also find out what they bought as well…I need to buy them the perfect gift ”
Believes in spoiling you, THERE IS NO 50/50.
His father told him that only weak and uncultured men go 50/50 with their partner when he was younger and it’s stuck with him ever since.
If you pay for anything while he’s there, the look of betrayal on his face is almost hilarious when he realizes he sees two ice creams in your hand but his black card is still in his pocket.
Meaning you spent your OWN money and not his……Most def gonna give you a scolding as you walk out place.
“That foolery you pulled back there was unacceptable, you made me look like one of those chums who couldn’t even pay for his partner’s stuff”
Will forcefully make you leave your wallet in your dorm next time you guys go out. He won’t allow you to embarrass him for a second time.
Even though he’s a totally ego stroking maniac I fully believe deep down he’s a softy when it comes to his partners
Of course everyone else isn’t gonna know that by his word of mouth. But of course there would be clues.
Him immediately rushing to the dining hall or your class when it’s time for breakfast, lunch , or dinner so he can get to you. As soon as he catches you, you guys are immediately holding hands no questions asked.
Fully believes you are the most perfect person ever, even when you wake up with slob dripping down your chin.
He will have you guys wear coordinated outfits for sure. If he wears black you wear black, if he has on sweats you have on sweats.
Definitely named “that one couple” at school
Yal aren’t EVER EVER EVER breaking up and if you guys do everyone at hogwarts would have to deal with his anger. So it’s best you keep the idea of breaking up to yourself unless you want to make it everyone else’s problem.
(I didn’t proof read n made this on a whim I hope it’s decent)
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