[text]: are you going to the party on saturday? / [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. / [text]: 'go have sex with him' does not count as wingwoman / for jaesung
☆゚.*・。゚ BAK JAESUNG ✉ ⇐ are you going to the party on saturday?
♡┋ ❛ CHIM ✉ knucklehead. ➪ no, i’m working
♡┋ ❛ CHIM ✉ knucklehead. ➪ fwow OKAY jnvknvk, that sounded fake af, especially coming from me, but i really am working, go ask dylan
♡┋ ❛ CHIM ✉ knucklehead. ➪ WAIT
♡┋ ❛ CHIM ✉ knucklehead. ➪ NO, DONT ASK D***N i didnt think that one through AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAaAaAaAaAAaAAAAAaaaAaA
♡┋ ❛ CHIM ✉ knucklehead. ➪ aNYWAY, yk who IS going to the party ??!?!?1?!!? TAEMIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mmMmHM !! go think about how good he’s gonna look on saturday
♡┋ ❛ CHIM ✉ knucklehead. ➪ ( when you fuck up, distract him with some dick. always works. )
☆゚.*・。゚ BAK JAESUNG ✉ ⇐ Okay, I’m bringing coffee.
♡┋ ❛ CHIM ✉ knucklehead. ➪ bak jaesung ? you mean … A BLESSING !! omg. a blesSUNG ?? i think the fuck yES !
♡┋ ❛ CHIM ✉ knucklehead. ➪ anyway id thank you with a half-assed handjob but do i really want to complicate the connections i have in our friend group in order to show my gratitude to some lil dude for performing a simple task ? i dont think so. ill tell minmin to do it for me, yw. i mean he’d probably do it anyway so AYYY everybody wins n i dont have to touch u
☆゚.*・。゚ BAK JAESUNG ✉ ⇐ ‘go have sex with him’ does not count as wingwoman
♡┋ ❛ CHIM ✉ knucklehead. ➪ uM ?? YES IT DOES
♡┋ ❛ CHIM ✉ knucklehead. ➪ h E L L O, i’ve known rhee taemin for 32 years 5 months 16 days 21 hours 11 minutes and 4 seconds … one would think that i OF ALL PPL know what works on my brother
♡┋ ❛ CHIM ✉ knucklehead. ➪ jesus, it grosses me tf out to think about it but srsly just give him some dick and listen to his math bullshit and he’ll be happy lmao it’s not rocket science ?????
♡┋ ❛ CHIM ✉ knucklehead. ➪ also tell him that he’s pretty from time to time bc a bitch gets insecure for whatever fucking reason, i dont rly understand