my life is a big oof

he/him/they/them. fuckers took me out of containment cus i was to normal. i need to sleep. an adult.

[sleepyflameygoblin]

I wanna be stripped by a butch like a sheep

[tlirsgender]

Really big fan of when a big masc bear type notices you're family 🌈 and breaks out his gayvoice. It's like a cat showing you its tummy. (Loading screen tip) bears can also show you their tummies if they like you

[tlirsgender]

Shoutout to the bear I saw rolling a joint in a bar arcade who I told I liked his (black, sleeves cut off) dolly parton shirt & he said, in a voice higher than you'd expect to come out of this man, "Thankyou she's my hero" I love you. That was an angel

[retquits]

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

[riversideeeblr]

i love you characters that use it/its pronouns

[riversideeeblr]

i love you real life people that use it/its pronouns

[pudulogy]

same animal btw

[stormsthatrage]

Shoutout to Project Hail Mary for being the only media where the unconscious protagonist is dragged off screen by an alien spider monster and the audience's reaction is heartbreak on behalf of the alien spider monster.

[unalivejournal]

Leather fetishes are back in cuz everything is polyester these days.. touching real HQ material in 2026 is enough to give anyone a little sexual zing

[andhumanslovedstories]

Back in 2013, I posted a Welcome to Night Vale fic and someone commented, “I’m autistic and I see myself a lot in the way you write Carlos. Did you intend for him to autistic?”

And I was like “I’m flattered you think so! No, he’s not intended to be autistic, but I’m glad you can see yourself in him.”

Now twelve years later I spent some time this evening trying to track down that comment to give a very belated clarification. Whoever you were stranger, hey. I only said no because I based Carlos heavily on me, and since I wasn’t autistic, Carlos wouldn’t be either. Well. I’ve learned some stuff in the intervening decade that strongly support your literary analysis.

[maandarinee]

[sweetpea67]

[ID: Tweet from Joseph Fink that reads “It took many years of people saying that Carlos, a character whose traits are mostly based on me, was ‘autistic coded’ to Realize Some Things.” End ID.]

[fliesinthescreen]

mom called me a fag yesterday by accident

[fliesinthescreen]

she was going to call me a bitch (playful) and i saw her gears turning like no but he's trans i need to call him the male equivalent. and then say fag and look so so surprised at the word that came out of her own mouth. it was like watching someone fail a disco elysium skill check irl

[fliesinthescreen]

AUTHORITY - One of your sons is being annoying to the other. Make it clear that you think this is unfair.

YOU - "Stop being a b--"

REACTION SPEED [Challenging: Success] - Wait a minute.

DRAMA - Sire, the word you're about to use is historically feminine! Applying it to your transgender child is tantamount to misgendering him.

1. [Suggestion - Legendary 14] Think of a masculine equivalent to "bitch."

[chromaticabrasions]

microdosing on someone putting their cigarette out on me by using my bugbite zapper thing

[chromaticabrasions]

it’s pretty sick actually. if u enjoy the sensation of getting burned for 1 singular second and then no pain after id def recommend it

[chromaticabrasions]

bugBITE zapper. bug BITE zapper. not those things for zapping bugs. the device used to relieve the itchiness of bug bites with heat. can you hear me? BUG BITE ZAPPER NOT A BUG ZAPPER DO NOT SLAP YOUR GIRLS PUSSY WITH A BUG ZAPPER

[neurotypical-karen]

It’s basically the same effect. I use the tennis racket one & it has the same shock + no after effect. Also it’s sillyyyyuyy

[neurotypical-karen]

AS A STIM TOY. NOT ON MY COOTER

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

I don't know who started the whole "licking the roof of [character's] mouth" thing in erotica but it's right next to" fighting for dominance with their tongues" in terms of how unsexy it is

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

can people do this. I can't I've tried but can other people do this

can you lick the roof of someone's mouth while kissing

yes

no

I haven't tried

Voting ended onAug 13

[whyenn-reader]

the youtube notification of ''ooohh your video isn't starting up smoothly???? turn off your ad blocker you cunt <3'' is so pathetic to me bc it takes five seconds max. you think i can't wait five seconds? you think i need to give you money because five seconds is too long? i pity your wife.

[artwheat]

this animal

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nitocrisss]

dont get me wrong this is #mood but just try eating a piece of bread with salt. please, seriously. ok? at least a tiny bit. salt helps with nausea, bread calms the stomach acid. if you really can’t face eating anything, just lick some salt like a damn elk, then wait and see if you can manage the bread. make some broth if you’re into that kind of thing. no spices, yes salt. if you’re feeling too weak and shaky to do much, just have a cup of tea with sugar (energy) and lemon (again, good against nausea). nibble on the lemon first, it will feel good, but don’t overdo - citric acid on an empty stomach is a majorly bad idea. take care of yourself, you’re the only you we’ve got

[owlinadayswork]

“You’re the only you we’ve got”

[i-say-ok]

ok!!! ♥️

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay ill reblog that!!

[vegetascock]

This is so damn sweet and also good to know. I regularly have this struggle

[marzipanandminutiae]

fun fact: this painting depicts a duel between a Black man (the Chevalier de Saint-Georges) and a trans woman (the Chevaliere d'Eon)

[sistertaxon]

ladies the dobbys grave thing is fake news that the beeb fell for 😭 its made up by a podcast guy.. rowling is evil and people gotta let those books go but don't get mad and psych yourself out over straight up nothing

[when-you-fail-again]

[some-lionheart]

[absolutewifey]

Do You Wipe Your Ass Every Time You Poop

Yes. 100% of the time. Provided there is toilet paper available.

No. Not 100% of the time. If toilet paper is available I sometimes choose not to

Remaining time: 16 hours 8 minutes

I just learned something I find absolutely disgusting about my boyfriend and I am fucking nauseous about it but need to get him peer reviewed before I completely loose my mind because I am so afraid of over reacting.

[godpup]

HEY CAN EVERYONE TELL SHEILA THAT THIS IS NOT AN OVERREACTION AND THAT THIS IS INSANE AND YOU NEED TO LEAVE HIM YESTERDAY

[ivy-michaels]

GIRL, DUMP HIM

[loth-caatgirl]

GIRL KILL HIM

[iwilleatyourenglish]

girl do not be guilt tripped by a man mudbutting through god's green earth