Seems the cat is out of the bag, so to speak, well surprise, how hard are you lot kicking yourselves for not seeing what was right in front your face? I’ll tell you this much, even when you think you’ve figured it all out, I guarantee you will have only scratched the surface, and to think the senior class's best and brightest have been following my breadcrumbs for almost a year and still nothing, how embarrassing for you, safe to assume none of are as clever as you think you are, yeah? Speaking of your little Scooby gang...well have you forgotten about them yet? Told yourselves that you have to move on when really you just want to because you’ve grown bored of grieving. It seems that it’s almost my final bow, but just so you know, make no mistake about it, the justice you think I deserve will not be served. I know how fond you are of spoilers, so let me let you in on how this story ends; I go away, not to prison, but to a place of my choosing, which none of you will ever discover.
Let’s face it, your Sheriff (who by the way only got his job because his brother was murdered and surprise surprise nepotism runs rampant in this town) is nothing short of a bumbling idiot who spends his downtime socializing with children and pining after his girlfriend who sells her body for money to the highest bidder. If you think I can’t outsmart that and the police force he has behind him then you haven’t been paying attention for the last few years.
And since we’re on the subject of the past, I’m sure the question burning in all of your minds is ‘why’, and I’ve gone back and forward on if I’d like to tell you or not, you wouldn’t really understand, I’m sure, but on the other hand I have no desire to be understood, my desires lay elsewhere I’m afraid, and soon so will I. But, since my days of getting the same joy out of your stupidity and mass confusion are over, I’ll boil everything down to it’s most common denominator; Jane Deveraux.
If you think I’m cruel, manipulative, or whatever ugly adjective you’d like to tack onto my name, then just wait until you get to know the real Jane. My initial goal with this blog was to help her, Jane who needed to keep her job as a reporter so she befriended you lot under the guise of being a student at Rosewood. You people and your gossip blog had potential, but it’s previous owner was in no way letting it live up to it, so I took over and changed that, the past few years have made for great reading material, hasn’t it? Of course, after a while my motivations changed, Jane discarded me as if I were rubbish, but never underestimate how intoxicating the power could be, (my dedication to teaching never ends, does it?). This will probably be my last post on here, but never say never yeah?
To those who made it to the end of the line unscathed, congratulations, I never saw a purpose for you that was anything more than trivial. Truth be told, I never cared about any of you, not even the gossip blog’s most shining stars, you people just created opportunities and I used them to my advantage when I saw fit.
To Savannah, my dear, sweet girlfriend, safe to assume this will be a deal breaker for you? You have something waiting for you in your apartment, consider it a parting gift, love.
To Jocelyn, too little, too late, eh? I’d ask you to not take it personal, but I won’t hold my breath. If it’s any consolation, I never intended to put you in a coma, my intentions were to kill you. I suppose I just underestimated the snow that night, it was your saving grace.
Last, and certainly least, Damon. The drug dealer whose idea of going straight is opening a bar that services under aged kids, if I have any regrets at all, it would be not sending you to be with your parents (honestly, with a son like you had they not been murdered they probably would have killed themselves). You are a disease, one that infected her beyond repair. You’ll never deserve her, and maybe I’ll see you again if only to watch the light go out of your eyes, you know, finish the job.
Well, this has been cathartic, good luck tracking the location from which this was posted Rosewood PD, and for one last time, this is your gossip blog signing off.
XOXO
GB