I Have No Name

• They/Them • Bi • 19 •

[with-practice]

we really be treating this planet as if we have other options and shit

[mittenfoot]

I’ve had people tell me they don’t care because elon musk is gonna make a mars colony.

[dutchster]

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins

[jimkerk]

the zodiac is OUT the new personality test is which queer eye member you would immediately disappoint

[transrat69]

uh oh sisters! *steps on the pressure plate in a desert temple*

[firelorcl]

me: *pulling petals off flower* he loves me. he loves me not. he loves m-

flower: he’s cheating on you susan

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

the beef between STEM and arts + humanities is so tired. science and art are the same. sister subjects. they’ve fueled one another for years. one cannot exist without the other. they’re both made of the same kind of wonder, one tries to attain long sought after things in reality, and the other impliments the stuff of dreams. logic and emotionality. they’re both exercises of imagination. it’s all just beautiful, academic sludge.

[mukuharakazui]

we just need to team up to bully business majors

[jehovahhthickness]

Eat the business majors pls

[feministism]

[kirbyslegalguardian]

Y’all know free condoms is a result of gay activists who worked towards safer sex practices after the AIDS crisis right? Because if not it’s one google search away

[notsonoblen]

Consider: both are important and should be free

[bedcorpse]

Consider: both are important and should be free

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

man i love thrift stores. im wearing a shirt that says “Chelsey’s 23rd Birthday Party”. I dont know anybody named Chelsey

[mens-rights-activia]

Cursed spelling of Chelsea

[lsdzeppelin-deactivated20180206]

[pistil]

*tips hat* m'goblin

[coolthingoftheday]

Aside from bees and butterflies, bats are one of the most important pollinators on the planet - especially in tropical and desert regions. 

(Source)

[executionerbarbie]

lost in the sauce

[akamxru]

cup a dert little worms babey!!!!!!!!!!!!

[akamxru]

YOU ALREADY KNO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON

[quixoticrobotic]

ok do you guys remember those Capri Sun “RESPECT THE POUCH, RESPECT IT!” ads where children would deface a Capri Sun pouch in some way and then suffer some karmic punishment thematically connected to the way they disrespected pouch then there were Airheads commercials where eating an airhead would turn your head into a balloon and there were Fruit Gusher ads similar to that except your head turned into an enormous piece of fruit what happened where for this brief period of time (in america at least) it was decided the best way to get kids to buy fruit themed junk food was to imply there was some kind of chaotic evil force that would let you sip its sweet nectar and feast on its fruit, but only if you were willing to sacrifice your state of existence and obey the artificially flavored outer gods   

[snout]

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

[weepingwitch]

my cells govern themselves, I’m mostly just a figurehead

[revolution-girlstylenow]

my body is a constitutional monarchy and i am its powerless queen

[catchymemes]

When Facebook sensors a love for vegetables

[sagenebulous]

[christel-thoughts]

[runawaymarbles]

also, sometimes: everybody is talking about this, but not on the specific tumblrs you follow or: everyone is talking about this, but guilt trips get more notes.