Chz's page

He/Him. I am an adult, so expect swear words and the occasional adult topic. I post about stuff I like. DNI if you could have a library card but don't.

[chzdavmpr]

You know what; I don't got a pinned post atm so let's make one that just goes over different tags I use, both so that other people can quickly check what they mean, and so I can keep track of what I named certain fandom tags.

(tag so you don't have to scroll past this every time you come to my blog)

Basic Tags

#flop posts - Posts made by me that (usually) aren't fandom related

#nsfw - posts that deal with explicitly sexual or highly suggestive content, or that you just wouldn't want your boss to see on your screen when you're on the clock. I used to be more liberal with this tag but I've been trying to be more lax with it

#ask game - ask games themselves and the asks I get from them

#asks - asks that aren't part of an ask game

#amnimals - cute animal videos

Animal-specific tags: #puppy, #kitty, #birdy, #seals, #bunny - Posts about the animals in question. Usually also tagged as #amnimals but not if it's not a video

#reaction images - images that could be good reaction images

#library tag - posts about public libraries

#bad post - bad posts that you don't want to see. Almost always referring to my own posts/additions

#fav - posts I really like

Fandom Tags

(any fandom not listed I either don't tag or the tag is just the name of the thing)

#pokemons - poemon

#underrune - undertale and deltarune

#delicious in dunmeshi - Delicious in Dungeon aka Dunmeshi

#pizaza game - pizza game (the visual novel)

#joj - JoJo's Bizzare Adventure, aditionaly each part is tagged as "joj[number of part]" ie; "joj4"

#tea for two - Team Fortress Two

#more mouse bites - House MD

#ytp - oddly this video is not used for tagging ytps, but rather content involving "ytp characters" such as the zelda cdi cast, satAM robotnik, or I M Meen

#some pieces - One Piece

#sonic the franchise (the hedgehog not the restaurant) - you'll never guess

#once per turn: you can break bad. - breaking bad

(now that I have made this post I will probably add more later)

Recurring Joke Tags

#abortion tag - humorous posts about abortion, usually of the format of "I would have loved to do [x], if I existed"

#jollyposting - memes with the aesthetic of a christmas card

#christian baby - memes about the hypothetical of if an athiest baseball player who, seeing that the pitcher has pitched a christian baby instead of the ball, would hit a home run on the baby and win millions

[chzdavmpr]

One thing I dislike about the whole "Araki never ages joke" is it makes it really hard to notice just how much he goes against the whole "too old to change" stereotype. Like the dude is 66 years old and he's doing more for representation of trans women and people with Antisocial Personality Disorder than pretty much any author of similar levels of fame.

[mossy-muncher]

I'm not a good person (remembers morality isn't binary and neither am I) I'm barely a person at all (remembers I shouldn't be self negative) but someday I'll be perfect (remembers that I'm human and I make mistakes) and I'll make up for it all

[juicetrump2]

Chick-fil-A mounts PR campaign to push back against its anti-LGBTQ+ reputation - LGBTQ Nation

The chicken chain was told to "cluck off" the last time it tried to move into the UK. This time, it hired bigger guns.

[tehjleck]

me: "have they tried not being fucking ignorant religious bigots?"

article: “I suspect that a bit of the steam has gone out of the LGBT thing,” Backman told the right-wing outlet, staying ahead of the issue. “There may be the odd protester, but if they have got armies of PR people laser-focused on that then I suspect it may be OK.”

me: no surprises there... fuck them

sandwich recipe

[warriorsmurf]

We go through a lot of pickles here and this recipe is a good way to use leftover brine.

[jfk-blown-away-blog]

The thing that pisses me off the most though is the fact I know so many LGBTQ+ individuals that still go there, and they are surprised when I actually don't. It's literally like that tweet.

[catmask]

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[lunarlagomorph]

[lunarlagomorph]

[penny-anna]

like many people have said this better than me but no it IS odd that we've come to think of potatoes as so quintessentially european that their presence in historical fantasy where they're anachronistic doesn't jar. and yes people are trying to have the trappings of post-colonial europe without engaging w the icky colonialism part and yes people are neglecting to imagine what a european cuisine without potatoes would be like.

[penny-anna]

im fully in favour of 'let people have fun w their fantasy world' but is considering how the potatoes got there in the absence of colonialism not a fun exercise? maybe every year the dragon riders go on a great transatlantic potato pilgrimage

[penny-anna]

perhaps a good way to sum up the issue here is:

if you put potatoes in your medieval european style fantasy world people will by and large not find it jarring and accept it as a normal fantasy trope

if you put, say, black people in your medieval european style fantasy world a whole demographic of people will get very angry and accuse you of breaking their immersion

this is in spite of the fact that black people were a lot more common in medieval europe than potatoes.

[ultimate-character-design]

The 3rd Character Design Tournament

Please remember to vote for characters solely based on their design, rather than which character you are more familiar with or like more! Reblogs for more reach are much appreciated as well.

Finals

DJ Subatomic Supernova

Catbus

Kirby

Remaining time: 6 days 8 hours

DJ Subatomic Supernova | No Straight Roads

“I love how his glove calls attention to the hand he uses to spin his turntables. The planets around his jacket MOVE!!!! And they form circles around Supernova's head; He literally considers himself the center of the universe. It's a FANTASTIC display of his ego. Also he's not wearing pants because he doesn't expect anyone to see more than his top half, another good bit of characterisation and pretty funny to boot!”

“DJSS has a great silhouette and a beautiful black hole for a head. His space theming matches his solar system-sized ego.”

Catbus | My Neighbor Totoro

[No propaganda submitted]

Kirby | Kirby

"Perfect creature. like look at him"

"He is a round boy"

*Additional propaganda and images for Kirby down below

"I was gonna give propaganda for Kirby, but what is there to say? He’s round, he’s pink (he was always supposed to be) and he’s everyone’s friend. He only ever kills out of necessity.:

"Kirby's roundness and simplicity actually work for him, since it allows for most Copy Abilities to look good on him (the only exception is circus). Here's a list of my 5 favorites which are, in order, Freeze, Mirror, Fire, Cutter and Stick"

"And also, Robobot Armor and its alternate modes."

[ultimate-character-design]

The final poll to crown the winner of the 3rd Character Design Tournament has begun!

A quick reminder that we will be doing one last tournament for 2026 before we switch to yearly tournaments!

You can submit characters here!

The Ultimate Character Design of 2026

You can submit any character design from anywhere! This includes OCs, too! If you are submitting someone else's work/OC, please include an i

[aberrantemotion]

Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay

[lordofseagulls]

Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny

[eebie]

I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

[eebie]

[aurpiment]

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

[undeadhousewife]

[cogneartive]

can i please get more pictures like this. this how it feel

[cogneartive]

more examples

[real-language-facts]

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

[real-language-facts]

invented the joke too. imbetter than eveybody