C.I.A. Agent # 18

[catgirl-presley]

If astronauts can do it, then so can you. You’re never too old for a plushie

[catgirl-presley]

No Artemis astronauts in space. No pasta in my bowl. Can’t have shit

[catgirl-presley]

This such a peak pasta Elvis moment

[catgirl-presley]

No Artemis astronauts in space. No pasta in my bowl. Can’t have shit

[catgirl-presley]

This such a peak pasta Elvis moment

[catgirl-presley]

No Artemis astronauts in space. No pasta in my bowl. Can’t have shit

[catgirl-presley]

This such a peak pasta Elvis moment

[xxlunarpupxx]

It's quiet...too quiet.

[cia-agent-18]

Sir, since you have not heeded our warnings of stopping your behaviour, we have no choice but to take drastic actions. This is no longer a warning, we demand you stop Out-Pizza'ing the Hut or we will have no choice but to retaliate.

Ok everything should be set, hope this doesn't miss I do not want to deal with that paperwork.

[xxlunarpupxx]

@nixon-official HELP IM BEING HUNTED BY THE CIA

[nixon-official]

GODDAMMIT C.I.A., WHAT SORT OF COMMUNIST CHICANERY ARE YOU UP TO NOW???

@cia-agent-18

[cia-agent-18]

Sir, as the offending individual was also informed, our many warnings were not heeded, and further action is now required. As an external individual, you do not need be involved, step back and this can continue to be resolved between the required parties.

Good going Steven. Got Nixon going after you. This is going to suck, the paperwork will go through the roof. But orders are orders, lets see what we got here for countermeasures.

[nixon-official]

Have you consulted the F.B.I. regarding this matter? @hoover-fbi

[cia-agent-18]

Orders are orders, the actions of the C.I.A. and its many branches are affairs reliant internally, and as such external sources such as the F.B.I. are not required or involved. Now step aside, or you too will bare the repercussions of defiance.

Orders are Orders Steven. Orders are Orders.

[xxlunarpupxx]

It's quiet...too quiet.

[cia-agent-18]

Sir, since you have not heeded our warnings of stopping your behaviour, we have no choice but to take drastic actions. This is no longer a warning, we demand you stop Out-Pizza'ing the Hut or we will have no choice but to retaliate.

Ok everything should be set, hope this doesn't miss I do not want to deal with that paperwork.

[xxlunarpupxx]

@nixon-official HELP IM BEING HUNTED BY THE CIA

[nixon-official]

GODDAMMIT C.I.A., WHAT SORT OF COMMUNIST CHICANERY ARE YOU UP TO NOW???

@cia-agent-18

[cia-agent-18]

Sir, as the offending individual was also informed, our many warnings were not heeded, and further action is now required. As an external individual, you do not need be involved, step back and this can continue to be resolved between the required parties.

Good going Steven. Got Nixon going after you. This is going to suck, the paperwork will go through the roof. But orders are orders, lets see what we got here for countermeasures.

[xxlunarpupxx]

It's quiet...too quiet.

[cia-agent-18]

Sir, since you have not heeded our warnings of stopping your behaviour, we have no choice but to take drastic actions. This is no longer a warning, we demand you stop Out-Pizza'ing the Hut or we will have no choice but to retaliate.

Ok everything should be set, hope this doesn't miss I do not want to deal with that paperwork.

[xxlunarpupxx]

@nixon-official HELP IM BEING HUNTED BY THE CIA

[cia-agent-18]

Any external help can and will be liable to affiliation with your persons, and thus added to our investigation. Since you have not responded to our demands, then we are warranted to respond.

Maybe a bit excessive, but orders are orders and at least this won't be too much paperwork, hopefully.

[xxlunarpupxx]

It's quiet...too quiet.

[cia-agent-18]

Sir, since you have not heeded our warnings of stopping your behaviour, we have no choice but to take drastic actions. This is no longer a warning, we demand you stop Out-Pizza'ing the Hut or we will have no choice but to retaliate.

Ok everything should be set, hope this doesn't miss I do not want to deal with that paperwork.

[cia-agent-18]

Report #3

After much delay, higher ups have finally responded... And have given me nothing to work with and an out of date storage unit to further address the issues. I am uncertain there will be anything viable, however this will log inventory for inventory's sake. Dead flashlight, old lightbulbs, rations, rations, ten dollar Canadian bill why is this here, rations, is that...hm, gunpowder, and... Oh. Well higher ups did give me this as a response of dealing with the offending individual. This can work. End Report.

[xxlunarpupxx]

Hello Fawn. We would like to formally request you stop Out-Pizza'ing the Hut. This is a violation of several policies and laws we have and it is getting out of hand. If you fail to comply, we will have to resort to further actions. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely

C.I.A Agent # 18

How about no 💅

[cia-agent-18]

It is imperative for your sake to stop Out-Pizza'ing the Hut. Continued violations will lead to further penalties. This is another formal request. We hope for your own sake you heed our warnings. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely

C.I.A. Agent # 18

[xxlunarpupxx]

IN MY DEFENSE I simply do not vibe with the law

[cia-agent-18]

Unfortunately for you the law is not something you can "vibe" or "not vibe" with. We humbly request you to cease or we will enforce further action. Thank you.

Sincerely

C.I.A. Agent # 18

"The law is not something you can vibe with" blah blah blah. Other things I could be doing but nope gotta prevent the fox from Out Pizzaing the hut. Not even told why. Ah well, jobs a job.

[xxlunarpupxx]

2 words. try me

[cia-agent-18]

This will be your final warning. We calmly request you stop Out Pizza'ing the Hut. Failure to do so can lead to fines, repossion of property and pizzas, and possible jail time. This does not need to be escalated, please reconsider.

Should be happy we don't go after him for pulling a gun on officials. Too much paper work, all for some pizzas. Since when do we even deal with Pizza Hut. Maybe I can look it up while I wait for this to pend...

[xxlunarpupxx]

[cia-agent-18]

We see you have not taken our warnings into account. Let it be known that further actions will now be seeked in regards to this. You should not have Out-Pizza'd the Hut.

Never easy is it. Ok got to contact higher ups, look at why Pizza Hut is here, check if I still have vacation days for this year once this is all over. sigh

[xxlunarpupxx]

Hello Fawn. We would like to formally request you stop Out-Pizza'ing the Hut. This is a violation of several policies and laws we have and it is getting out of hand. If you fail to comply, we will have to resort to further actions. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely

C.I.A Agent # 18

How about no 💅

[cia-agent-18]

It is imperative for your sake to stop Out-Pizza'ing the Hut. Continued violations will lead to further penalties. This is another formal request. We hope for your own sake you heed our warnings. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely

C.I.A. Agent # 18

[xxlunarpupxx]

IN MY DEFENSE I simply do not vibe with the law

[cia-agent-18]

Unfortunately for you the law is not something you can "vibe" or "not vibe" with. We humbly request you to cease or we will enforce further action. Thank you.

Sincerely

C.I.A. Agent # 18

"The law is not something you can vibe with" blah blah blah. Other things I could be doing but nope gotta prevent the fox from Out Pizzaing the hut. Not even told why. Ah well, jobs a job.

[xxlunarpupxx]

2 words. try me

[cia-agent-18]

This will be your final warning. We calmly request you stop Out Pizza'ing the Hut. Failure to do so can lead to fines, repossion of property and pizzas, and possible jail time. This does not need to be escalated, please reconsider.

Should be happy we don't go after him for pulling a gun on officials. Too much paper work, all for some pizzas. Since when do we even deal with Pizza Hut. Maybe I can look it up while I wait for this to pend...

[cia-agent-18]

Report #2

Unfortunately, the individual has resisted against stopping their actions of Out-Pizza'ing the Hut. Another warning has been issued. If cooperation is not gained I will have to issue a final warning before contacting Higher Ups for further action. I am still unaware as to why I have been given this task. The bylaws state that he cannot but I am not being informed as to why I have been tasked. I feel this is not my most suited area. Regardless, a jobs a job. End Report.

[xxlunarpupxx]

Hello Fawn. We would like to formally request you stop Out-Pizza'ing the Hut. This is a violation of several policies and laws we have and it is getting out of hand. If you fail to comply, we will have to resort to further actions. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely

C.I.A Agent # 18

How about no 💅

[cia-agent-18]

It is imperative for your sake to stop Out-Pizza'ing the Hut. Continued violations will lead to further penalties. This is another formal request. We hope for your own sake you heed our warnings. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely

C.I.A. Agent # 18

[xxlunarpupxx]

IN MY DEFENSE I simply do not vibe with the law

[cia-agent-18]

Unfortunately for you the law is not something you can "vibe" or "not vibe" with. We humbly request you to cease or we will enforce further action. Thank you.

Sincerely

C.I.A. Agent # 18

"The law is not something you can vibe with" blah blah blah. Other things I could be doing but nope gotta prevent the fox from Out Pizzaing the hut. Not even told why. Ah well, jobs a job.

[xxlunarpupxx]

Hello Fawn. We would like to formally request you stop Out-Pizza'ing the Hut. This is a violation of several policies and laws we have and it is getting out of hand. If you fail to comply, we will have to resort to further actions. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely

C.I.A Agent # 18

How about no 💅

[cia-agent-18]

It is imperative for your sake to stop Out-Pizza'ing the Hut. Continued violations will lead to further penalties. This is another formal request. We hope for your own sake you heed our warnings. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely

C.I.A. Agent # 18

[cia-agent-18]

Report #1

Due to errors in previous environment, I will be required to rely upon this new system for the sake of record. Unfortunate but bearable. This Report is set for an indiviual who has been spotted Out-Pizza'ing the Hut. This goes against protocols and must be dealt with. I have issued a warning to the individual and hope for an easy conclusion. End Report