[cicadagirlfriend]

Nudes for 500$

is that a statement ?

[cicadagirlfriend]

you know what they do to guys like us in prison

[rosechata]

Spring in full swing

[kimiant0nelli]

happy may 4th

[amazoogle]

i love running the dishwasher and sluts

[theweirdwideweb]

[harrietthesecond]

Sorry I acted romantic and delusional again, you can kill me if you want

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

girl: it’s cold…

me wearing the scorpion jacket from Drive: yeah it is, that’s why I wore a jacket

[strange-aeons]

Snorf him real good for your health and well-being

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

why does everyone on this site own bald cats

[rainonjun]

They are like worms. You find them in your soil

[strange-aeons]

This is them before they hatch <3

[jotx]

my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

[anteultimate]

mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.

[jotx]

i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms

[anteultimate]

my father is a libertarian so nice try but he would never be “pro state”

[honeypunks]

[grimeclown]

See i don't believe this David Byrne guy when he says he's some kinda psycho killer but when he starts in with that French shit he really freaks me out

[decatris]

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

stop listening to experimental music and go wash your pussy

[albertnatural]

I DONT WANNAAAAA!!!!!!

[miamignonette]

let’s groove tonight, share the spice of life

[utopians]

they all hate me for my pathetically small bong

[utopians]

Whatever

[minotaurfemme]

thats not a bong thats a bing

[evilwizard]

🧚‍♀️ thumbelina420 Follow

works for me!

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[dirtygothboi]

[nyancrimew]

when i get to heaven and it isn't chinese: i just thought it would be chinese, that's all