They should do a life series with a gimmick that totally makes sense for a life series but also one person has commands and infinite health and has to pretend to be normal and the only other person who is aware that anyone is abnormal is of course Grian. The person can’t ever do anything helpful such as, like, give people insane items or anything. They can only use their powers for strange and confusing bits. In order to avoid the audience telling everyone about the player with powers, said player would pull a Limited Life Bdubs, where they claim that they’re just gonna release one big video when the season’s over.
My nominations for chosen players are
- BigB: strange and confusing bits are his whole thing. He’s not a good liar but at least he enjoys doing it.
- Smajor: terrible liar but already does not care about winning and is at his funniest when no one knows what’s going on with him
- Cleo: would only use their powers to torture everyone
- Martyn: yeah he’s a great prankster, but I think his reactions to the nominees’ absurd bits would be even better
- bdubs: this would be so funny but I think he would tell everyone immediately
- Grian: look I understand that it would be strange if Grian was in on the bit out of necessity, but wouldn’t it be boring for someone to make a series and be the only person in a significant position of power
- Ethoslab: he would use it to be gay towards three people, which is great, but it’s not the point of the trick
People who I imagine should not be chosen
- Jimmy, Joel, and Impulse: petty and vengeful in a way where they would target certain people disproportionately, and I think that’s boring when it goes for a whole series
- Tango and Ren: I just don’t think they would know how to use their powers to their fullest potential
Things the person with powers should be allowed to do:
- Use the boogeyman command as often as they want
- Release snails onto the server for 20 minutes but they can only do it once
- Make someone red for 30 minutes
- Teleport players to other players (without endangering anyone)
- Spawn in absurd amounts of useless items
- Spawn useless mobs that should not be there
- WorldEdit (but can’t, like, spawn blocks of diamond and netherite and the like)
- Move people’s bases around just slightly
- Blind people for 30 seconds
- Make Jimmy and only Jimmy really really small
Things the person with power should not be allowed to do
- Unfairly (dis)advantage particular players
- Kill people via commands (cmon man you gotta be more creative than that)