Got a Bit Too Silly

Just a silly lil guy who posts random shit they think abt

[fungusfather]

FREE PADS AND TAMPONS

Hey all you lovely people who have periods, the world is starting to look a little bit brighter now that certain tampon/pad companies have started to allow people to receive small kits and samples of pads, maxi pads, liner, and tampons for free. And I mean 100% free and discreet. You just have to give them your address and name, and bam! You’ve got all the menstrual cycle products you could ever need for no cost. Links below!

U by Kotex

Always

Playtex

Poise

[lyrical-galaxy]

i expect everyone to reblog this

[vampchick24-blog]

Reblog this everyone.

[transgenderbenders]

For all our period-having followers, if you can’t afford pads or tampons, or need to save money to buy things like food, then here’s some resources!

Be safe! You are loved!

-Mod Sam

[write-light]

Most of the links above are old/broken/etc. Here are some updated ones (mid-2019): U by Kotex (AUSTRALIA) U by Kotex Poise Playtex High School Program Carefree *coupons only* Libresse if in the UK Libresse in Other Countries Other Organizations Donate to help others

[no-one-offical]

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[the-skin-stealer-offical]

Hey guys its ok if you keep tampons and pads in the bathroom for when we come over.

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Wait other men dont do this?

[fefe-the-cat]

decent percentage of cis guys are terrified of periods as a concept, which is fair considering it does sound awful if youve never experienced it. unforch the response is to run away screaming

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

What the fuck? Are schools just not teaching guys about this anymore?

[fefe-the-cat]

its in the curriculum but some teachers only brush it bc it scares them and a lot of parents opt their kids out of sex ed. however i dont think its ignorance. they are terrifying if youve never had one. were just used to it 🥲

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Oh my god this is really messed up.

[fefe-the-cat]

yeah… doesnt make much sense either

[friendly-neighborhood-asexual]

thankfully my school’s curriculum is actually good but yeah guys still seem to be confused

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

[sighingballoon]

#luigi after developing amnesia being interrogated by toads

[sweatervesto]

i had an idea

[flugelwhisper]

Comic #2 of this series can be found here

[reasonandempathy]

[greelin]

what i miss most about being a chocolatier (besides the honor of gayest job title imaginable) is we had these massive bars of chocolate for tempering that were 10lbs and we had to break them into smaller chunks. by using a sledgehammer of course. i LIVED for that shit

[greelin]

all the other people in production HATED busting them especially at the end of the shift but i fucking loved it. give me the hammer. i can be trusted with the hammer. And everyone did in fact trust me with the hammer because again they all thought it was tedious and painful. me? i was having the time of my life. even if i had to pick up the slack for other people i would be annoyed for all of five seconds before the euphoria of getting to smash things set in. and the production areas had windows too so customers often just got to watch me beat the shit out of a massive chocolate bar. with a hammer. like a zoo animal. i was getting paid to do that. every day i miss it.

[iamdoru1]

How the turntables

[paintedhen]

my final stance on the castle town discourse

[espirit210]

Just the best lil goober ever.

[Original template + white bg under the cut!]

I debated giving them their light world designs just to be silly but considering over half of them are Darkners I think it woulda felt a bit disjointed. Maybe later tho if I have the time!

Original meme is by soup-erb or @its_soup on twitter!

[karmaxxx130art]

Tumblr sexyman cooking show

Senshi will make sure the space teacher will not almost die from starvation or suffer from scurvy and beriberi.

[squiddy-ink-s]

Kris cross applesauce

[scribz-ag24]

this is the only flowery-tenna dynamic i can see. tenna is losing his mind. flowery is looking cool.

[trashgoblin11]

[marzlucek]

my designs for the 7 flowers !!

[l0stvegas]

Some time ago (I think in 2021) I had to go see a neurologist over really scary symptoms that resembled seizures. I was a nervous wreck about what I was feeling and had barely slept all week, which seemed to be apparent to the doc’s assistant when I sat down in the exam room for questioning or whatever. Dude was pretty young and soft spoken, around my age. He was laser focused doing something on one of those tablet-laptop Surface things as I spoke, presumably writing down my symptoms.

Midway through talking about my symptoms my voice audibly started shaking as I was describing them, clearly upset.

In the middle of my monologue he turns the tablet to face me, closes whatever program he has open and the wallpaper is this fucking collage of pictures of lord farquaad from shrek, lovingly decorated. Dude just sat there placidly smiling at me until I noticed and stopped dead in the middle of a sentence. We sat there in silence like this for like a solid minute before I started wheezing laughing. Before I could even say anything else or process it he picked up the tablet and wordlessly left the room, and I just sat there dumbfounded until the doctor showed up. 10/10 doctor experience tbh

I didn’t own a cell phone at the time to get a photo so this rendition from memory is all I can provide you

[snow-nose]

ID: a digital drawing of a man in scrubs sitting on a wheeled stool, serenely smiling with his elbow on a rolling cart, where a tablet is flipped open to show an approximation of the Lord Farquaad screensaver. end ID

[enigma-absolute]

[l0stvegas]

Reblogging this bc it’s making rounds again

[iskander-tm]

Tiny

[gurazor]

[lesbianshepard]

if an archaeologist says an artifact was probably for “ritual purposes” it means “i have no fuckin clue”

but if they say it was for “fertility rituals” they mean “i know exactly what it was for but i dont want to say ‘ancient dildo’”

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

Back in the day I worked at a certain very famous and very high caste art museum in the US as a junior curator. Part of my job was to catalog the objects in the museum database. This includes details like provenance, measurements, and a visual description of what the object looked like.

Like I said, the museum was a pretty snotty institution. It’s got a LOT of objects it’s way famous for possessing, but nobody knew about the absolutely massive collection of Moche erotic pottery it had because the curators were totally embarrassed by this stuff.

Some examples:

Pretty hot shit, right? They never, ever put any of this stuff on public view or published it in any catalogues but - we legit had like several hundred pieces of Moche ceramics in the “dirty pots” category. Anyway, I was left alone to just do my job with regard to the database for several years, ok? And I figured, well, these’re accessioned objects in the museum’s collection - better get down to bidness. 

I catalogued every goddamn bestiality, necrophiliac, cocksucking, buttfucking, detached penis, and giant vulva drinking cup in that collection. I’d be like, 

A drinking vessel in form of a standing man wearing a tunic and cap. He holds an oversized erection in his hands and stares into the distance (note I did not say “like he’s hella-constipated”). The vessel has a hole at both the tip of the penis as well as around the rim of the figure’s head, thus forcing the drinker to drink only from the penis or risk spilling wine all over themselves from the top of the vessel. Red and orange slip covers the surface of the piece.

Pretty straightforward, right? Apparently the deep seated fear of these objects that the curators exhibited was meant to spread to me as well, but - no one ever gave me that memo, because I guess Midwesterners reproduce asexually. When the curators understood that I had catalogued all of these objects in addition to the other, non-sexy pieces in the collection, they were apparently livid, but knew they had no legs to stand on in terms of getting pissed at me for it. 

I visited the museum’s online public access database a few years back and - every single description I wrote of these pieces has been totally neutered to say something like Male figural vase. 

Long story short? Just call a dildo a fucking dildo. It’s all gonna be ok, I swear.

[workfornow]

This is absolutely the MOST unusual reblog I have ever tagged with what is probably my second-favorite tag, “talk to me about your work.”

Plus it’s hilarious.

[cloudfreed]

I love ancient art history !!!!!

[clockshunddachshund]

@lowercasetrashwriter

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

Museums should have sections dedicated to artifacts like these with a warning that says “There’s a lot of private parts in here but we’re dedicated to displaying history so we won’t censor these. Enter at your own risk” or something. It’s prudish to deliberately hide history because of some ding dongs.

[dovewithscales]

Fucking Puritanism.

Unpopular opinion: Sex exists. Making body parts taboo is both psychologically bad for us and kinda stupid.

[nickythehickey]

there are a few people actually whose blogs just look like this to me and i hope they know i still love them

[rascal-rose]

jabummer!