🔞 korg whore 🔞

🔞 perverted objectophile. chipspeech autism. not normal about cidandy. my weird freak blog where i post about sex with robots & various objects 🔞 cidertalk fictive. that's why my url is that.

[cidercock84]

HORNY BLOG WHERE I TALK ABOUT SEX WITH ROBOTS & INANIMATE OBJECTS!!!!!!! THIS BLOG IS NOT NORMAL!!!!! NOR IS IT SAFE FOR WORK

my name is cider i'm 18 he/they/it & other stuff. if you think you know my main you are 100% correct.

i'm objectum & not into humans at all, really. i crush on a variety of objects but especially computers & synthesizers (i'm dating my keytar ^__^) along with mannequins

i like robots A LOT. an absurd amount. possibly too much.

i don't really care about dnis or whatever on here. (UNLESS YOU ARE A MINOR. PLEASE DNI.) proshippers can interact if you want to but just know that incest stuff in particular makes me violently uncomfortable so i probably will not interact with you & may block you. >__<

minors & ageless blogs will be BLOCKED. sorry! this isn't for you

[cidercock84]

worshipping divine machinery. offering myself to it. letting it use me for whatever it needs...this would be so fulfilling...

[cidercock84]

also i think tenna & flowery should bone but like. they're both pathetically submissive about it.......

[cidercock84]

hmm yellowblue/guns n' roses/whatever the ship name is where it's like. a roleplay thing kind of & yellow gets handcuffed & gets told he's being bad/unjust/unlawful while blue fucks him umm just an idea i had.

OR GUNPLAY. WAIT...I NEED GUNPLAY ASAP...

[cidercock84]

uhgfhguhgehff i love my keytar so much i need to go dry hump her

[cidercock84]

never been into transformers but i occasionally poke into the fandom because of how much robot porn they have.

[cidercock84]

how can i draw my ocs fucking when they're both nullos...do they just scissor their nothings together? hmm...dryhumping is always the answer, i feel...

[cidercock84]

dandy pestering cider at work, like distracting him & stuff & dandy is like "am i allowed to fuck you in your lab?" & ciders like "well....no. that's definitely not allowed but it doesn't matter if nobody finds oouuuuttt!"

[i-suggest-forcemech]

> it’s ultrakill incase you’re curious

the Venn diagram of robotfuckers and ultrakill fans is a closed circle

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[cidercock84]

if i may say... your url/pseud made me straight up cackle when i first saw it it's so awesome 🤭🤭🤭

THANK YOU its a pun i'm very proud of

[cidercock84]

WHY AREN'T THERE ANY BETTER WORDS FOR DILDO??? IT'S SUCH AN UGLY WORD IT SOUNDS SO STUPID!!!

[cidercock84]

thinking about that one naked cider drawing where he has a pretty huge dick...that is NOT him bro that's an IMPOSTER

[bridgetbutfreaky]

Robot Girl x Human Girl yuri. The girl is a masochist, but due to the 3 laws of robotics, the robot girl cannot allow harm to come to the human girl during sex

[bridgetbutfreaky]

AI slop is what comes out of a robot's dick when she cums

[singular-lemaoon]

What's hotter to robotfuckers/computerfuckers

Being harsh with them, pulling wires, making their processors work overtime

Handling with care, prying back panels with specialised tools

Voting ended onMay 31

[cidercock84]

c!d3rtalk'84 has such little cock energy like i can't imagine it any other way or else it doesn't feel like him!!!!!

[cidercock84]

have a draft of a fic where dandy learns that cider has never had his dick sucked & he says "THIS WILL NOT STAND"