BDE

10.31.15. 11.4.15.

[ruinedchildhood]

[dappermouth]

It spoke to you so strangely, in a voice that hissed between waves of softly droning static from a television screen.

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

i enjoy mornings that you wake up to silence and no one is asking anything of you, you’re under no pressure to exist and its just wonderful

[miuroko]

[springfieldusa]

[snickersandjackdaniels-deactiva]

Me as a villian

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Me: *dangling my dick off the bed*

Demon: *grabs it*

Me: what are we

[federalbureauofislam]

me: thinks abt c*ddling for 2 minutes me @ myself: shut the hell up u aren’t in a John green novel. grow up and move on.

[ieg]

[softcore-revolutionary]

[veryharam]

[tigerator]

[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

this is a 2000 dollar fursuit

[strigays]

honey your teacher is a furry

[juturnaway]

lab instructor by day, lab instructor by night

[johnthemod1]

NO

[blenheimapricot1999]

the 20s are soon upon us

things to include

flapper dresses

jazz music

sex positivity

women’s rights

renewal of arts & culture

increased immigration & cultural sharing

sequins

eyeliner

things to leave behind

racism & nativism

consumerist culture

white guys writing “the great american novel”

[bumblebeebats]

me: hi, how are you today?

some SuitPerson: haha well you know - thank God it’s FRIDAY amiright!!!!!!

me, who works the next three days and has entirely lost the concept of weekends as a time for rest and relaxation:

[alexander]

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

[thesilverhammer]

Living.

[theblairwitchboy-deactivated201]

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

[unshaped]

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

[chumchunom]

CAN I GET A BOX?

[sexygaylibrarian]

Always reblog Can I Get A Box

[welovewaves]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Truth.

[biryaniii-deactivated20140518]

please god protect me from ever getting married to some secretly misogynistic immature piece of shit

[sickaddiktions]