The Silver Hammer

24-College Grad-Underemployed Prep from Wisconsin-Instagram and Snapchat @apantich

[beckoningforest]

work is stupid. when am i going to get a letter in the mail from a mysterious relative i never met before and inherit a rustic castle somewhere in europe?

[warkorkweh]

This is white privilege

[thesilverhammer]

The castle can be in Mexico...

[victini]

You can control white people by giving them cheese

[0ndo]

cheese is so good tho

[victini]

I got one

[thedesigndome]

Chef Who Makes Edible Piece of Art: Sushi Shoes

Yujia Hu, a Chinese chef born in Italy and now based in Milan, has combined food and fashion together in a beautiful blend to present the world with his latest culinary creations, sushi shoes.

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[thesilverhammer]

Shoe shi

[weirdmageddon]

theres this cat on twitter named luna i cant stop thinking about because her resting face always looks so distraught and anxious i love her

these are the eyes of someone who has seen too much i wish this poor soul the best

[bitchycode]

It’s HOMOsapiens, not HETEROsapiens. It’s the Bi-ble, not the Straight-ble.

[vaporize-employers]

straight people are in the notes arguing with this

[calledchaos]

It’s not “queer to hell”. Is “straight to hell”.

[ablaske]

[my-username-was-taken]

she transformed her enemies, or those who offended her, into wild beasts // Circe by Wright Barker (1889)

[takealookatyourlife]

tits out surrounded by big cats is how I wanna live my life

[classicantics-deactivated201712]

reblog if you wanna live tits out and surrounded by big cats

[bradney-deactivated20140403]

[crentist]

This is my favorite SNL sketch, and it is always so hard to find because it was cut out of the reruns for whatever reason. But it’s so funny. I will never not think this sketch is funny. 

[e-moms-deactivated20230105]

this is so fucking funny also ive been singing ‘aint nothin cuter than a bad country baby eatin peaches off a hardwood floor’ since last night

[vampirezigzagoon]

I’m Dana Jean Harley

[rebel-in-tartan]

sorry WHAT.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[genoshaisforlovers]

[blockheadjnr]

My mom has an Echo and every time I walk into my moms house I say “Hey Alexis! Play a high pitch sound!” And it goes “Ok. Playing High Pitch Sound 7” and lets out this screech for 2 minutes and my entire family hates it

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[mitski-miyawakis]

I actually might’ve just fallen in love with her nsidjdj

[shaolinbynature]

I want complete backstory for every single alias she gave

[ramjam]

animals sit in the woods and scream “I WANT TO FUCK!!!!!!” and thats just the culture

[voguerunway]

[stillglowinstillcrowin-deactiva]

carol channing attempts to award an oscar.mp4