My Solution to the Kobayashi Maru

My name is Rhea and I think I watch too much television. I also really like hugs.

[obriens]

You and Ethan?

[helpimanspnfan]

Sam you killed your brother with an axe once you cannot talk! 

Source: @anotherfreak1258 

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders-moved]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[stars-for-thought]

We will all protect the small one.

[bisexualgambit]

New Sitcom Idea

A lesbian couple gets a shocking surprise one day when God (played by Laverne Cox) shows up at their door. Upset at how humans had turned her message of love and acceptance into a message of hate and discrimination, she decides it’s time to send Jesus back to earth and wants the lesbian couple to raise Jesus. Hilarity ensues.

[bisexualgambit]

No need for homophobic or transphobic jokes when you can have exchanges like “Ma'am your son turned the water fountain into wine again and got all the other students drunk” “Jesus Christ.” “….. I’m not sure if that’s suppose to be you responding to me or you requesting to speak to him.”

[lowkey-god-of-puns]

Also jokes about infinity-“Ask your mom”.

Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”

Mom #1: “Oh, I don’t know, sweetie. Ask your mom.”

Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s?”

Mom #2: “I don’t know, have you asked your mom already?”

Kid praying: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”

God: “Have you asked your moms already?”

[bisexualgambit]

OH MY GOD YALL ARE KILLING IT

[christopher-bryant]

Title: Jesus, Mary & Josephine

[comingtotermssapphics]

FUCKING YES

[leaper182]

I kind of don’t care if I’m going to hell. This is hilarious, and I would watch it.

[gingersnapwolves]

this totally made me think of this post

[awesome-picz]

Dogs With Their Cute Mini-Mes

[gyppygirl2021]

A bunch of precious, proud parents.

[justicesmith]

If he made it off that ship, he will come for us.

[dailychrispine]

[castielsblues]

[iamnevertheone]

Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

[strangerthingsedits]

@milliebobby_brown the gang!

[cigarettesandshame]

Squad goals

[cigarettesandshame]

will byers: now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside-down

[shamelessturkey-blog]

[lisbon]

☆ EARTH’S MIGHTIEST HEROES  ☆

[charminglyantiquated]

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

[gh0stvirgo]

I CANT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS

[mulderkicksdownthedoor]

Might have reblogged this before BUT I DON’T CARE! this is fantastic!

[jensensgotyoudean]

1x13 Route 666 // Happy Birthday Riz! 💕

[hereinlife13-deactivated2014122]

These are not mine but I wanted to bring them together!  

http://tohdaryl.tumblr.com/