CiggieToad

I'm going to explode you with my mind

[ciggietoad]

How it feels to make fairy bread as a 20 year old

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

I'm actually comfortable in this pit you put me in. I like it in here and I will resist any attempt made to rescue me. I'm happy with the scraps you feed me and I don't mind how sick I'm getting.

[ciggietoad]

She nibbling on my knoblin like that shit got a bubblegum centre

[ciggietoad]

Lady's and gentlemen I am back

[ciggietoad]

She nibbling on my knoblin like that shit got a bubblegum centre

[ciggietoad]

"Sweetie did you go to the unemployment office today?"

Me trying to chromecast car crash videos to the TV: *mumbling* something came up

[starwalker-------official]

[coughloop]

This post is fucking crashing my phone

[ciggietoad]

His eyes say kiss me but his mouth says "wanna snort meth behind a food truck"

[ciggietoad]

This child is going to see a primary colour and fucking explode

[irestotles]

wise words from the blue himself

[sleateykinner]

this was next Btw

[ciggietoad]

The head wizard took my staff and orb for etching obscene glyphs on the ancient scrolls :(

[ciggietoad]

Mr President! ISIS is on the phone! They said if you don't stop hitting the rump shaker they're going to bomb the white house back to the stone age. What do I say?

Joe Biden: *throwing it back sexual style* Tell the the united states of america doesn't negotiate with terrorists

*a single tear rolls down my face* God bless America sir

[ciggietoad]

Woke up with the flu. The haters must have been praying on my downfall. Seems we have a good old fashioned pray off, enjoy your plague of locusts losers

[ciggietoad]

Mr President! ISIS is on the phone! They said if you don't stop hitting the rump shaker they're going to bomb the white house back to the stone age. What do I say?

Joe Biden: *throwing it back sexual style* Tell the the united states of america doesn't negotiate with terrorists

*a single tear rolls down my face* God bless America sir

[angelicguy]

maaan grandpa suuucks *feeds him an edible and makes him listen to creepy carnival music with a blindfold on*

[ciggietoad]

[lakevida]

haters dismayed to find me chilling in the hammock once again

[lakevida]

haters on suicide watch after seeing me crack open a cherry cream soda in the hammock

[ciggietoad]

The children don't want toys in their happy meals anymore. They want vapes. Mcdonalds, make the right decision.

[ciggietoad]

Do NOT use this to draw penis and balls. The last thing I want is dozens of drawings of penis and balls on my screen.

Draw for Ciggietoad ~ Secret Drawing Box

Secret Drawing Box is a web game that allows you to get drawings from your friends but you will never know who sent you the drawings

[ciggietoad]

Thank you everyone