Idk

19 qwoc aquarius sun leo moon Buy me a micro fendi peekaboo thnx

[triwizarded]

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

[carnival-phantasm]

[karrakazz]

me, mentally projecting at other women on the night bus: we are allies. if you need me, i will come to your aid

other women on the night bus, returning my mental projection: allies we are. also i love your raincoat.

[ciggyazalea]

Men never learn how to operate around women

[ciggyazalea]

Got a new job yesterday

[caden]

me at mark zuckerbergs senate hearing: why did you betray andrew garfield. he was your only friend he fucking supported you

[starfruitnycarchive]

[pochowek]

fuckin.. shut up. Shut up. im looking at jars on ikea.com shut the fuck up.

[thefirstdayofhalloween]

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal Plants

[mylourrydiary]

Can you believe there is love that is illegal Love

[w-for-wumbo]

can you believe it’s not butter butter

[tardis-mind-palace]

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

[monopx]

i really dont think they meant bestiality

[ciggyazalea]

I’m pretty sure I’m super depressed but I just don’t want to anymore

[trustalljoys-deactivated2020072]

im obsessed w physical closeness, romantically….not even sexually just if u date me it’s all hugging all the time we are gonna lay in bed and im gonna cuddle w u, we will stand in the kitchen and i will stand hip to hip w u, u will sit on the couch and i will stroke your hair and kiss your forehead….it’s so intoxicating as a concept

[st-pam]

[korralifts-deactivated20260117]

Please.

[lazinessessoverloaded]

Yes please

[louises-belcher]

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

[a-titty-ninja]

[theirisianprincess]

DID HE MAKE IT??

[imnotafraidofhospitals]

he makes it

[theirisianprincess]

THANK FUCKING GOD

[no-mere-mortals]

Ok I saw a rb of this with some context and I only remember like half of it so I’m also using Google I may get some of this wrong

But apparently the “first errand” thing isn’t just a cute little fact about the little kid, it’s a totally real thing done in Japan to teach kids that they can like rely on the community to offer assistance if they need it. They send their kids (like 2-3 years old) out alone to perform a relatively simple errand like going to a convenience store and buying a carton of milk. (There’s even a tv show where a camera crew follows children as they accomplish this first errand.) It’s not uncommon to see kids as young as 6-7 riding the subway alone because they’ve gained this sense of independence that comes from knowing that there will be people to help out if they need it.

[unheavenlycreatures]

Oh my god that’s even better

[delotha]

As someone who grew up with a paranoid and over-protective mother, this both warms my heart and terrifies me.

[nitrosplicer]

Here’s the tv show about First Errands!

[interlibraryloan]

me: *is desperate for new friends and deeper friendships*

me: *hates most of the people i know, is overly suspicious of new people, can’t initiate conversations*

[realitytvgifs]

[evianfacialmist-deactivated2023]

Me when I clock into work at 7:30am

[jayce]

[jayce]

[peeniss-everlark-forever]

[racingbarakarts]

me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me

also me: