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Do you want to disappear? Tell one lie a day. Indie Bill Cipher

[stardustwanderer]

…….hey look, i found his weak spot. heh. 

Bill, we don’t want you to suffer!! We want to help you! 

[cillbiipher]

I DONT NEED YOUR “HELP”

AND I DONT HAVE A “WEAK SPOT”

[authorbeingbex]

Fine then…don’t accept our help. We were just trying to be your friends too!

[cillbiipher]

YOU WERE?

FINE THEN.

I SUPPOSE I COULD. ACCEPT YOUR HELP.

BUT NOT FOR DEPRESSION BECAUSE IM NOT DEPRESSED

[stardustwanderer]

THAT STILL SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A DEPRESSED PERSON WOULD SAY AHHH 

[authorbeingbex]

That’s…..a start. I guess. SOMETHING must be bothering you, besides the rumors. Something…old maybe?

[cillbiipher]

WELL I MEAN

IM TRILLIONS OF YEARS OLD

WHEN YOU LIVE THAT LONG YOUR LIFE ISNT ALL SUNSHINE AND DAISIES

[stardustwanderer]

…….hey look, i found his weak spot. heh. 

Bill, we don’t want you to suffer!! We want to help you! 

[cillbiipher]

I DONT NEED YOUR “HELP”

AND I DONT HAVE A “WEAK SPOT”

[authorbeingbex]

Fine then…don’t accept our help. We were just trying to be your friends too!

[cillbiipher]

YOU WERE?

FINE THEN.

I SUPPOSE I COULD. ACCEPT YOUR HELP.

BUT NOT FOR DEPRESSION BECAUSE IM NOT DEPRESSED

[stardustwanderer]

THAT STILL SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A DEPRESSED PERSON WOULD SAY AHHH 

[cillbiipher]

FINE

OKAY?

MAYBE YOURE RIGHT

AND MAYBE YOU ARENT

BUT IF YOURE RIGHT THEN WHAT? CONGRATULATIONS? WHAT THE HELL CHANGES??? WHO CARES IF YOURE RIGHT OR NOT???

[stardustwanderer]

…….hey look, i found his weak spot. heh. 

Bill, we don’t want you to suffer!! We want to help you! 

[cillbiipher]

I DONT NEED YOUR “HELP”

AND I DONT HAVE A “WEAK SPOT”

[authorbeingbex]

Fine then…don’t accept our help. We were just trying to be your friends too!

[cillbiipher]

YOU WERE?

FINE THEN.

I SUPPOSE I COULD. ACCEPT YOUR HELP.

BUT NOT FOR DEPRESSION BECAUSE IM NOT DEPRESSED

[stardustwanderer]

…….hey look, i found his weak spot. heh. 

Bill, we don’t want you to suffer!! We want to help you! 

[cillbiipher]

I DONT NEED YOUR “HELP”

AND I DONT HAVE A “WEAK SPOT”

[cillbiipher]

TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT I HAVE NEVER TRIED TO DIE EVER

THAT WAS LIES 

FABRICATIONS BY THE AMAZING AND WONDERFUL ME

[cillbiipher]

BUT IF I HAD TO BE HONESTLY DYING GETS TOO BAD A REP

IF I DIDNT BURN TO DEATH ID RATE IT A SOLID EXPERIENCE 10/10 WOULD DIE AGAIN

BUT SINCE I BURNED TO DEATH IT ONLY GETS 

A FOUR

OUT OF 100

[stardustwanderer]

*stares* 

Y’know, this isn’t helping your case, right? 

[cillbiipher]

OH I GET IT JUST BECAUSE I LIKE ME A LITTLE OF THAT GOOD DEATH MEANS IM DEPRESSED MHM

NEXT YOULL SAY THAT LIKING PAIN MEANS IM PSYCHOLOGICALLY TORTURED I BET

[cillbiipher]

IVE BEEN SEEING SOME “RUMORS” ABOUT ME BECAUSE OF THAT FRILLY KNOW IT ALL

I AM NOT “INSECURE” OR “DEPRESSED” OR “LYING” ABOUT BEING “HAPPY”

I HAVE “FRIENDS.” IM “HAPPY.” 

WHO DO YOU TRUST MORE A TRIANGLE OBJECTIVELY THE BEST SHAPE OR A FANCY SALAMANDER WHOS TOO GOOD TO BE CALLED A SALAMANDER

[authorbeingbex]

“Friends”, hm? Somehow I doubt that you treat em like friends, but who’m I to judge.

And quite honestly I’d go with another shape as my favorite.

[cillbiipher]

HOW DARE YOU. COME INTO MY HOME AND SLANDER ME. I HAVE FRIENDS. THEY LIKE ME AND ARE REAL AND I AM NIE TO THEM

AND WHAT SHAPE

A SQUARE? ARE YOU SOME SORT OF BABY MAN

[authorbeingbex]

Actually, my favorite is a circle. duh. I AM an artist afterall.

[cillbiipher]

UM EXCUSE ME

HOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU SAY THIS TO ME 

DO YOU KNOW

ARE YOU AWARE OF THE INJUSTICE 

A CIRCLE

NEXT YOU WILL TELL ME THAT. THAT YOU LIKE.

SOME OTHER BAD THING. 

CIRCLES ARE AWFUL AND THE SOURCE OF MY ENDLESS MSIERY

[authorbeingbex]

Circles are the easiest to make into other things… But I digress, going back to that first thing: NAME one of your friends and why.

[cillbiipher]

YOURE RIGHT

FOR EXAMPLE WHERE I CAME FROM THERE WAS A CIRCLE WHO MADE A LAW THAT ANYONE WHO ISNT ONE HUNDRED PERCENT FUCKING PERFECT HAD TO EITHER GET EXECUTED OR GO THROUGH SURGERY WITHOUT ANAESTHETIC

AND I MADE HIM INTO A DEAD CIRCLE

AND

AND I DONT HAVE TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU

I HAVE FRIENDS. PEOPLE LIKE ME.

[authorbeingbex]

Whelp you’re not wrong about the dead circle thing. Would drawing a circle count as a dead one? maybe….hmmm I’ll look into that later.

And if you don’t wanna prove yourself to people, then why are you getting so worked up about rumors anyway?

[cillbiipher]

UM

WELL

BECAUSE

WELL BECAUSE ITS JUST NOT NICE 

I AM NOT DEPRESSED I AM HAPPY AND HAVE FRIENDS

[authorbeingbex]

I very highly doubt it.

[stardustwanderer]

…….Billy Boy, that sounds like something a depressed person would say. (Or. Um. Triangle, in this case.) 

I’d like to hear more about these “friends,” though. They’re real, right? You’re getting awfully defensive about this whole thing, man. 

[cillbiipher]

THIS JUST IN I AM DEPRESSED BECAUSE I SAY I AM NOT DEPRESSED MORE AT 11

ACTUALLY. YOUVE CAUGHT ME

IM SECRETLY EMOTIONALLY TORTURED AND I HAVE TRIED TO DIE ON. MULTIPLE OCCASIONS

…

IM LYING. OF COURSE

[stardustwanderer]

……..Uh-huh. Yeah, of course you’re lying. 

Are you feeling okay? It honestly sounds like something’s wrong, man. 

[cillbiipher]

NOTHING IS WRONG

I HAVE FRIENDS

DONT PSYCHOANALYSE ME

I AM PERFECTLY FINE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN AND EVERYONE SHOULD BE AFRAID OF ME

[stardustwanderer]

Yeah, well, um, I’m not afraid of you, and you’re not doing a very good job of convincing me that you’re okay. Does “says he’s happy, he’s a liar” sound familiar to you? 

[cillbiipher]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

THAT AXOLOTL DOESNT KNOW ANYTHING!!

HE JUST WANTS TO SEE ME SUFFER LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD

SHUT!! UP!!!!

[cillbiipher]

TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT I HAVE NEVER TRIED TO DIE EVER

THAT WAS LIES 

FABRICATIONS BY THE AMAZING AND WONDERFUL ME

[cillbiipher]

BUT IF I HAD TO BE HONESTLY DYING GETS TOO BAD A REP

IF I DIDNT BURN TO DEATH ID RATE IT A SOLID EXPERIENCE 10/10 WOULD DIE AGAIN

BUT SINCE I BURNED TO DEATH IT ONLY GETS 

A FOUR

OUT OF 100

[cillbiipher]

IVE BEEN SEEING SOME “RUMORS” ABOUT ME BECAUSE OF THAT FRILLY KNOW IT ALL

I AM NOT “INSECURE” OR “DEPRESSED” OR “LYING” ABOUT BEING “HAPPY”

I HAVE “FRIENDS.” IM “HAPPY.” 

WHO DO YOU TRUST MORE A TRIANGLE OBJECTIVELY THE BEST SHAPE OR A FANCY SALAMANDER WHOS TOO GOOD TO BE CALLED A SALAMANDER

[authorbeingbex]

“Friends”, hm? Somehow I doubt that you treat em like friends, but who’m I to judge.

And quite honestly I’d go with another shape as my favorite.

[cillbiipher]

HOW DARE YOU. COME INTO MY HOME AND SLANDER ME. I HAVE FRIENDS. THEY LIKE ME AND ARE REAL AND I AM NIE TO THEM

AND WHAT SHAPE

A SQUARE? ARE YOU SOME SORT OF BABY MAN

[authorbeingbex]

Actually, my favorite is a circle. duh. I AM an artist afterall.

[cillbiipher]

UM EXCUSE ME

HOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU SAY THIS TO ME 

DO YOU KNOW

ARE YOU AWARE OF THE INJUSTICE 

A CIRCLE

NEXT YOU WILL TELL ME THAT. THAT YOU LIKE.

SOME OTHER BAD THING. 

CIRCLES ARE AWFUL AND THE SOURCE OF MY ENDLESS MSIERY

[authorbeingbex]

Circles are the easiest to make into other things… But I digress, going back to that first thing: NAME one of your friends and why.

[cillbiipher]

YOURE RIGHT

FOR EXAMPLE WHERE I CAME FROM THERE WAS A CIRCLE WHO MADE A LAW THAT ANYONE WHO ISNT ONE HUNDRED PERCENT FUCKING PERFECT HAD TO EITHER GET EXECUTED OR GO THROUGH SURGERY WITHOUT ANAESTHETIC

AND I MADE HIM INTO A DEAD CIRCLE

AND

AND I DONT HAVE TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU

I HAVE FRIENDS. PEOPLE LIKE ME.

[authorbeingbex]

Whelp you’re not wrong about the dead circle thing. Would drawing a circle count as a dead one? maybe….hmmm I’ll look into that later.

And if you don’t wanna prove yourself to people, then why are you getting so worked up about rumors anyway?

[cillbiipher]

UM

WELL

BECAUSE

WELL BECAUSE ITS JUST NOT NICE 

I AM NOT DEPRESSED I AM HAPPY AND HAVE FRIENDS

[authorbeingbex]

I very highly doubt it.

[stardustwanderer]

…….Billy Boy, that sounds like something a depressed person would say. (Or. Um. Triangle, in this case.) 

I’d like to hear more about these “friends,” though. They’re real, right? You’re getting awfully defensive about this whole thing, man. 

[cillbiipher]

THIS JUST IN I AM DEPRESSED BECAUSE I SAY I AM NOT DEPRESSED MORE AT 11

ACTUALLY. YOUVE CAUGHT ME

IM SECRETLY EMOTIONALLY TORTURED AND I HAVE TRIED TO DIE ON. MULTIPLE OCCASIONS

…

IM LYING. OF COURSE

[stardustwanderer]

……..Uh-huh. Yeah, of course you’re lying. 

Are you feeling okay? It honestly sounds like something’s wrong, man. 

[cillbiipher]

NOTHING IS WRONG

I HAVE FRIENDS

DONT PSYCHOANALYSE ME

I AM PERFECTLY FINE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN AND EVERYONE SHOULD BE AFRAID OF ME

[cillbiipher]

TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT I HAVE NEVER TRIED TO DIE EVER

THAT WAS LIES 

FABRICATIONS BY THE AMAZING AND WONDERFUL ME

[cillbiipher]

IVE BEEN SEEING SOME “RUMORS” ABOUT ME BECAUSE OF THAT FRILLY KNOW IT ALL

I AM NOT “INSECURE” OR “DEPRESSED” OR “LYING” ABOUT BEING “HAPPY”

I HAVE “FRIENDS.” IM “HAPPY.” 

WHO DO YOU TRUST MORE A TRIANGLE OBJECTIVELY THE BEST SHAPE OR A FANCY SALAMANDER WHOS TOO GOOD TO BE CALLED A SALAMANDER

[authorbeingbex]

“Friends”, hm? Somehow I doubt that you treat em like friends, but who’m I to judge.

And quite honestly I’d go with another shape as my favorite.

[cillbiipher]

HOW DARE YOU. COME INTO MY HOME AND SLANDER ME. I HAVE FRIENDS. THEY LIKE ME AND ARE REAL AND I AM NIE TO THEM

AND WHAT SHAPE

A SQUARE? ARE YOU SOME SORT OF BABY MAN

[authorbeingbex]

Actually, my favorite is a circle. duh. I AM an artist afterall.

[cillbiipher]

UM EXCUSE ME

HOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU SAY THIS TO ME 

DO YOU KNOW

ARE YOU AWARE OF THE INJUSTICE 

A CIRCLE

NEXT YOU WILL TELL ME THAT. THAT YOU LIKE.

SOME OTHER BAD THING. 

CIRCLES ARE AWFUL AND THE SOURCE OF MY ENDLESS MSIERY

[authorbeingbex]

Circles are the easiest to make into other things… But I digress, going back to that first thing: NAME one of your friends and why.

[cillbiipher]

YOURE RIGHT

FOR EXAMPLE WHERE I CAME FROM THERE WAS A CIRCLE WHO MADE A LAW THAT ANYONE WHO ISNT ONE HUNDRED PERCENT FUCKING PERFECT HAD TO EITHER GET EXECUTED OR GO THROUGH SURGERY WITHOUT ANAESTHETIC

AND I MADE HIM INTO A DEAD CIRCLE

AND

AND I DONT HAVE TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU

I HAVE FRIENDS. PEOPLE LIKE ME.

[authorbeingbex]

Whelp you’re not wrong about the dead circle thing. Would drawing a circle count as a dead one? maybe….hmmm I’ll look into that later.

And if you don’t wanna prove yourself to people, then why are you getting so worked up about rumors anyway?

[cillbiipher]

UM

WELL

BECAUSE

WELL BECAUSE ITS JUST NOT NICE 

I AM NOT DEPRESSED I AM HAPPY AND HAVE FRIENDS

[authorbeingbex]

I very highly doubt it.

[stardustwanderer]

…….Billy Boy, that sounds like something a depressed person would say. (Or. Um. Triangle, in this case.) 

I’d like to hear more about these “friends,” though. They’re real, right? You’re getting awfully defensive about this whole thing, man. 

[cillbiipher]

THIS JUST IN I AM DEPRESSED BECAUSE I SAY I AM NOT DEPRESSED MORE AT 11

ACTUALLY. YOUVE CAUGHT ME

IM SECRETLY EMOTIONALLY TORTURED AND I HAVE TRIED TO DIE ON. MULTIPLE OCCASIONS

...

IM LYING. OF COURSE

[cillbiipher]

IVE BEEN SEEING SOME “RUMORS” ABOUT ME BECAUSE OF THAT FRILLY KNOW IT ALL

I AM NOT “INSECURE” OR “DEPRESSED” OR “LYING” ABOUT BEING “HAPPY”

I HAVE “FRIENDS.” IM “HAPPY.” 

WHO DO YOU TRUST MORE A TRIANGLE OBJECTIVELY THE BEST SHAPE OR A FANCY SALAMANDER WHOS TOO GOOD TO BE CALLED A SALAMANDER

[authorbeingbex]

“Friends”, hm? Somehow I doubt that you treat em like friends, but who’m I to judge.

And quite honestly I’d go with another shape as my favorite.

[cillbiipher]

HOW DARE YOU. COME INTO MY HOME AND SLANDER ME. I HAVE FRIENDS. THEY LIKE ME AND ARE REAL AND I AM NIE TO THEM

AND WHAT SHAPE

A SQUARE? ARE YOU SOME SORT OF BABY MAN

[authorbeingbex]

Actually, my favorite is a circle. duh. I AM an artist afterall.

[cillbiipher]

UM EXCUSE ME

HOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU SAY THIS TO ME 

DO YOU KNOW

ARE YOU AWARE OF THE INJUSTICE 

A CIRCLE

NEXT YOU WILL TELL ME THAT. THAT YOU LIKE.

SOME OTHER BAD THING. 

CIRCLES ARE AWFUL AND THE SOURCE OF MY ENDLESS MSIERY

[authorbeingbex]

Circles are the easiest to make into other things… But I digress, going back to that first thing: NAME one of your friends and why.

[cillbiipher]

YOURE RIGHT

FOR EXAMPLE WHERE I CAME FROM THERE WAS A CIRCLE WHO MADE A LAW THAT ANYONE WHO ISNT ONE HUNDRED PERCENT FUCKING PERFECT HAD TO EITHER GET EXECUTED OR GO THROUGH SURGERY WITHOUT ANAESTHETIC

AND I MADE HIM INTO A DEAD CIRCLE

AND

AND I DONT HAVE TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU

I HAVE FRIENDS. PEOPLE LIKE ME.

[authorbeingbex]

Whelp you’re not wrong about the dead circle thing. Would drawing a circle count as a dead one? maybe….hmmm I’ll look into that later.

And if you don’t wanna prove yourself to people, then why are you getting so worked up about rumors anyway?

[cillbiipher]

UM

WELL

BECAUSE

WELL BECAUSE ITS JUST NOT NICE 

I AM NOT DEPRESSED I AM HAPPY AND HAVE FRIENDS

[authorbeingbex]

I very highly doubt it.

[cillbiipher]

WHERE IS YOUR PROOF

I HAVE NEVER DONE A SINGLE THING THAT HINTS THAT I AM “DEPRESSED”

NOT ONCE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

[cillbiipher]

IVE BEEN SEEING SOME “RUMORS” ABOUT ME BECAUSE OF THAT FRILLY KNOW IT ALL

I AM NOT “INSECURE” OR “DEPRESSED” OR “LYING” ABOUT BEING “HAPPY”

I HAVE “FRIENDS.” IM “HAPPY.” 

WHO DO YOU TRUST MORE A TRIANGLE OBJECTIVELY THE BEST SHAPE OR A FANCY SALAMANDER WHOS TOO GOOD TO BE CALLED A SALAMANDER

[authorbeingbex]

“Friends”, hm? Somehow I doubt that you treat em like friends, but who’m I to judge.

And quite honestly I’d go with another shape as my favorite.

[cillbiipher]

HOW DARE YOU. COME INTO MY HOME AND SLANDER ME. I HAVE FRIENDS. THEY LIKE ME AND ARE REAL AND I AM NIE TO THEM

AND WHAT SHAPE

A SQUARE? ARE YOU SOME SORT OF BABY MAN

[authorbeingbex]

Actually, my favorite is a circle. duh. I AM an artist afterall.

[cillbiipher]

UM EXCUSE ME

HOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU SAY THIS TO ME 

DO YOU KNOW

ARE YOU AWARE OF THE INJUSTICE 

A CIRCLE

NEXT YOU WILL TELL ME THAT. THAT YOU LIKE.

SOME OTHER BAD THING. 

CIRCLES ARE AWFUL AND THE SOURCE OF MY ENDLESS MSIERY

[authorbeingbex]

Circles are the easiest to make into other things… But I digress, going back to that first thing: NAME one of your friends and why.

[cillbiipher]

YOURE RIGHT

FOR EXAMPLE WHERE I CAME FROM THERE WAS A CIRCLE WHO MADE A LAW THAT ANYONE WHO ISNT ONE HUNDRED PERCENT FUCKING PERFECT HAD TO EITHER GET EXECUTED OR GO THROUGH SURGERY WITHOUT ANAESTHETIC

AND I MADE HIM INTO A DEAD CIRCLE

AND

AND I DONT HAVE TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU

I HAVE FRIENDS. PEOPLE LIKE ME.

[authorbeingbex]

Whelp you’re not wrong about the dead circle thing. Would drawing a circle count as a dead one? maybe….hmmm I’ll look into that later.

And if you don’t wanna prove yourself to people, then why are you getting so worked up about rumors anyway?

[cillbiipher]

UM

WELL

BECAUSE

WELL BECAUSE ITS JUST NOT NICE 

I AM NOT DEPRESSED I AM HAPPY AND HAVE FRIENDS

[cillbiipher]

IVE BEEN SEEING SOME “RUMORS” ABOUT ME BECAUSE OF THAT FRILLY KNOW IT ALL

I AM NOT “INSECURE” OR “DEPRESSED” OR “LYING” ABOUT BEING “HAPPY”

I HAVE “FRIENDS.” IM “HAPPY.” 

WHO DO YOU TRUST MORE A TRIANGLE OBJECTIVELY THE BEST SHAPE OR A FANCY SALAMANDER WHOS TOO GOOD TO BE CALLED A SALAMANDER

[authorbeingbex]

“Friends”, hm? Somehow I doubt that you treat em like friends, but who’m I to judge.

And quite honestly I’d go with another shape as my favorite.

[cillbiipher]

HOW DARE YOU. COME INTO MY HOME AND SLANDER ME. I HAVE FRIENDS. THEY LIKE ME AND ARE REAL AND I AM NIE TO THEM

AND WHAT SHAPE

A SQUARE? ARE YOU SOME SORT OF BABY MAN

[authorbeingbex]

Actually, my favorite is a circle. duh. I AM an artist afterall.

[cillbiipher]

UM EXCUSE ME

HOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU SAY THIS TO ME 

DO YOU KNOW

ARE YOU AWARE OF THE INJUSTICE 

A CIRCLE

NEXT YOU WILL TELL ME THAT. THAT YOU LIKE.

SOME OTHER BAD THING. 

CIRCLES ARE AWFUL AND THE SOURCE OF MY ENDLESS MSIERY

[authorbeingbex]

Circles are the easiest to make into other things… But I digress, going back to that first thing: NAME one of your friends and why.

[cillbiipher]

YOURE RIGHT

FOR EXAMPLE WHERE I CAME FROM THERE WAS A CIRCLE WHO MADE A LAW THAT ANYONE WHO ISNT ONE HUNDRED PERCENT FUCKING PERFECT HAD TO EITHER GET EXECUTED OR GO THROUGH SURGERY WITHOUT ANAESTHETIC

AND I MADE HIM INTO A DEAD CIRCLE

AND

AND I DONT HAVE TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU

I HAVE FRIENDS. PEOPLE LIKE ME.

[cillbiipher]

IVE BEEN SEEING SOME “RUMORS” ABOUT ME BECAUSE OF THAT FRILLY KNOW IT ALL

I AM NOT “INSECURE” OR “DEPRESSED” OR “LYING” ABOUT BEING “HAPPY”

I HAVE “FRIENDS.” IM “HAPPY.” 

WHO DO YOU TRUST MORE A TRIANGLE OBJECTIVELY THE BEST SHAPE OR A FANCY SALAMANDER WHOS TOO GOOD TO BE CALLED A SALAMANDER

[authorbeingbex]

“Friends”, hm? Somehow I doubt that you treat em like friends, but who’m I to judge.

And quite honestly I’d go with another shape as my favorite.

[cillbiipher]

HOW DARE YOU. COME INTO MY HOME AND SLANDER ME. I HAVE FRIENDS. THEY LIKE ME AND ARE REAL AND I AM NIE TO THEM

AND WHAT SHAPE

A SQUARE? ARE YOU SOME SORT OF BABY MAN

[authorbeingbex]

Actually, my favorite is a circle. duh. I AM an artist afterall.

[cillbiipher]

UM EXCUSE ME

HOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU SAY THIS TO ME 

DO YOU KNOW

ARE YOU AWARE OF THE INJUSTICE 

A CIRCLE

NEXT YOU WILL TELL ME THAT. THAT YOU LIKE.

SOME OTHER BAD THING. 

CIRCLES ARE AWFUL AND THE SOURCE OF MY ENDLESS MSIERY

[cillbiipher]

IVE BEEN SEEING SOME “RUMORS” ABOUT ME BECAUSE OF THAT FRILLY KNOW IT ALL

I AM NOT “INSECURE” OR “DEPRESSED” OR “LYING” ABOUT BEING “HAPPY”

I HAVE “FRIENDS.” IM “HAPPY.” 

WHO DO YOU TRUST MORE A TRIANGLE OBJECTIVELY THE BEST SHAPE OR A FANCY SALAMANDER WHOS TOO GOOD TO BE CALLED A SALAMANDER

[authorbeingbex]

“Friends”, hm? Somehow I doubt that you treat em like friends, but who’m I to judge.

And quite honestly I’d go with another shape as my favorite.

[cillbiipher]

HOW DARE YOU. COME INTO MY HOME AND SLANDER ME. I HAVE FRIENDS. THEY LIKE ME AND ARE REAL AND I AM NIE TO THEM

AND WHAT SHAPE

A SQUARE? ARE YOU SOME SORT OF BABY MAN

[cillbiipher]

IVE BEEN SEEING SOME “RUMORS” ABOUT ME BECAUSE OF THAT FRILLY KNOW IT ALL

I AM NOT “INSECURE” OR “DEPRESSED” OR “LYING” ABOUT BEING “HAPPY”

I HAVE “FRIENDS.” IM “HAPPY.” 

WHO DO YOU TRUST MORE A TRIANGLE OBJECTIVELY THE BEST SHAPE OR A FANCY SALAMANDER WHOS TOO GOOD TO BE CALLED A SALAMANDER

[pridefulsuggestion]

‘one day’ is enough.