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Whelp you’re not wrong about the dead circle thing. Would drawing a circle count as a dead one? maybe….hmmm I’ll look into that later.

And if you don’t wanna prove yourself to people, then why are you getting so worked up about rumors anyway?

UM

WELL

BECAUSE

WELL BECAUSE ITS JUST NOT NICE

I AM NOT DEPRESSED I AM HAPPY AND HAVE FRIENDS

I very highly doubt it.

…….Billy Boy, that sounds like something a depressed person would say. (Or. Um. Triangle, in this case.)

I’d like to hear more about these “friends,” though. They’re real, right? You’re getting awfully defensive about this whole thing, man.

THIS JUST IN I AM DEPRESSED BECAUSE I SAY I AM NOT DEPRESSED MORE AT 11

ACTUALLY. YOUVE CAUGHT ME

IM SECRETLY EMOTIONALLY TORTURED AND I HAVE TRIED TO DIE ON. MULTIPLE OCCASIONS

…

IM LYING. OF COURSE

……..Uh-huh. Yeah, of course you’re lying.

Are you feeling okay? It honestly sounds like something’s wrong, man.

NOTHING IS WRONG

I HAVE FRIENDS

DONT PSYCHOANALYSE ME

I AM PERFECTLY FINE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN AND EVERYONE SHOULD BE AFRAID OF ME

Yeah, well, um, I’m not afraid of you, and you’re not doing a very good job of convincing me that you’re okay. Does “says he’s happy, he’s a liar” sound familiar to you?

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

THAT AXOLOTL DOESNT KNOW ANYTHING!!

HE JUST WANTS TO SEE ME SUFFER LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD

SHUT!! UP!!!!

.......hey look, i found his weak spot. heh.

Bill, we don’t want you to suffer!! We want to help you!

TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT I HAVE NEVER TRIED TO DIE EVER

THAT WAS LIES

FABRICATIONS BY THE AMAZING AND WONDERFUL ME

BUT IF I HAD TO BE HONESTLY DYING GETS TOO BAD A REP

IF I DIDNT BURN TO DEATH ID RATE IT A SOLID EXPERIENCE 10/10 WOULD DIE AGAIN

BUT SINCE I BURNED TO DEATH IT ONLY GETS

A FOUR

OUT OF 100

*stares*

Y’know, this isn’t helping your case, right?

#ic #rp #cillbiipher

IVE BEEN SEEING SOME “RUMORS” ABOUT ME BECAUSE OF THAT FRILLY KNOW IT ALL

I AM NOT “INSECURE” OR “DEPRESSED” OR “LYING” ABOUT BEING “HAPPY”

I HAVE “FRIENDS.” IM “HAPPY.”

WHO DO YOU TRUST MORE A TRIANGLE OBJECTIVELY THE BEST SHAPE OR A FANCY SALAMANDER WHOS TOO GOOD TO BE CALLED A SALAMANDER

“Friends”, hm? Somehow I doubt that you treat em like friends, but who’m I to judge.

And quite honestly I’d go with another shape as my favorite.

HOW DARE YOU. COME INTO MY HOME AND SLANDER ME. I HAVE FRIENDS. THEY LIKE ME AND ARE REAL AND I AM NIE TO THEM

AND WHAT SHAPE

A SQUARE? ARE YOU SOME SORT OF BABY MAN

Actually, my favorite is a circle. duh. I AM an artist afterall.

UM EXCUSE ME

HOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU SAY THIS TO ME

DO YOU KNOW

ARE YOU AWARE OF THE INJUSTICE

A CIRCLE

NEXT YOU WILL TELL ME THAT. THAT YOU LIKE.

SOME OTHER BAD THING.

CIRCLES ARE AWFUL AND THE SOURCE OF MY ENDLESS MSIERY

Circles are the easiest to make into other things… But I digress, going back to that first thing: NAME one of your friends and why.

YOURE RIGHT

FOR EXAMPLE WHERE I CAME FROM THERE WAS A CIRCLE WHO MADE A LAW THAT ANYONE WHO ISNT ONE HUNDRED PERCENT FUCKING PERFECT HAD TO EITHER GET EXECUTED OR GO THROUGH SURGERY WITHOUT ANAESTHETIC

AND I MADE HIM INTO A DEAD CIRCLE

AND

AND I DONT HAVE TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU

I HAVE FRIENDS. PEOPLE LIKE ME.

Whelp you’re not wrong about the dead circle thing. Would drawing a circle count as a dead one? maybe….hmmm I’ll look into that later.

And if you don’t wanna prove yourself to people, then why are you getting so worked up about rumors anyway?

UM

WELL

BECAUSE

WELL BECAUSE ITS JUST NOT NICE

I AM NOT DEPRESSED I AM HAPPY AND HAVE FRIENDS

I very highly doubt it.

…….Billy Boy, that sounds like something a depressed person would say. (Or. Um. Triangle, in this case.)

I’d like to hear more about these “friends,” though. They’re real, right? You’re getting awfully defensive about this whole thing, man.

THIS JUST IN I AM DEPRESSED BECAUSE I SAY I AM NOT DEPRESSED MORE AT 11

ACTUALLY. YOUVE CAUGHT ME

IM SECRETLY EMOTIONALLY TORTURED AND I HAVE TRIED TO DIE ON. MULTIPLE OCCASIONS

…

IM LYING. OF COURSE

……..Uh-huh. Yeah, of course you’re lying.

Are you feeling okay? It honestly sounds like something’s wrong, man.

NOTHING IS WRONG

I HAVE FRIENDS

DONT PSYCHOANALYSE ME

I AM PERFECTLY FINE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN AND EVERYONE SHOULD BE AFRAID OF ME

Yeah, well, um, I’m not afraid of you, and you’re not doing a very good job of convincing me that you’re okay. Does “says he’s happy, he’s a liar” sound familiar to you?

IVE BEEN SEEING SOME “RUMORS” ABOUT ME BECAUSE OF THAT FRILLY KNOW IT ALL

I AM NOT “INSECURE” OR “DEPRESSED” OR “LYING” ABOUT BEING “HAPPY”

I HAVE “FRIENDS.” IM “HAPPY.”

WHO DO YOU TRUST MORE A TRIANGLE OBJECTIVELY THE BEST SHAPE OR A FANCY SALAMANDER WHOS TOO GOOD TO BE CALLED A SALAMANDER

“Friends”, hm? Somehow I doubt that you treat em like friends, but who’m I to judge.

And quite honestly I’d go with another shape as my favorite.

HOW DARE YOU. COME INTO MY HOME AND SLANDER ME. I HAVE FRIENDS. THEY LIKE ME AND ARE REAL AND I AM NIE TO THEM

AND WHAT SHAPE

A SQUARE? ARE YOU SOME SORT OF BABY MAN

Actually, my favorite is a circle. duh. I AM an artist afterall.

UM EXCUSE ME

HOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU SAY THIS TO ME

DO YOU KNOW

ARE YOU AWARE OF THE INJUSTICE

A CIRCLE

NEXT YOU WILL TELL ME THAT. THAT YOU LIKE.

SOME OTHER BAD THING.

CIRCLES ARE AWFUL AND THE SOURCE OF MY ENDLESS MSIERY

Circles are the easiest to make into other things… But I digress, going back to that first thing: NAME one of your friends and why.

YOURE RIGHT

FOR EXAMPLE WHERE I CAME FROM THERE WAS A CIRCLE WHO MADE A LAW THAT ANYONE WHO ISNT ONE HUNDRED PERCENT FUCKING PERFECT HAD TO EITHER GET EXECUTED OR GO THROUGH SURGERY WITHOUT ANAESTHETIC

AND I MADE HIM INTO A DEAD CIRCLE

AND

AND I DONT HAVE TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU

I HAVE FRIENDS. PEOPLE LIKE ME.

Whelp you’re not wrong about the dead circle thing. Would drawing a circle count as a dead one? maybe….hmmm I’ll look into that later.

And if you don’t wanna prove yourself to people, then why are you getting so worked up about rumors anyway?

UM

WELL

BECAUSE

WELL BECAUSE ITS JUST NOT NICE

I AM NOT DEPRESSED I AM HAPPY AND HAVE FRIENDS

I very highly doubt it.

…….Billy Boy, that sounds like something a depressed person would say. (Or. Um. Triangle, in this case.)

I’d like to hear more about these “friends,” though. They’re real, right? You’re getting awfully defensive about this whole thing, man.

THIS JUST IN I AM DEPRESSED BECAUSE I SAY I AM NOT DEPRESSED MORE AT 11

ACTUALLY. YOUVE CAUGHT ME

IM SECRETLY EMOTIONALLY TORTURED AND I HAVE TRIED TO DIE ON. MULTIPLE OCCASIONS

…

IM LYING. OF COURSE

........Uh-huh. Yeah, of course you’re lying.

Are you feeling okay? It honestly sounds like something’s wrong, man.

IVE BEEN SEEING SOME “RUMORS” ABOUT ME BECAUSE OF THAT FRILLY KNOW IT ALL

I AM NOT “INSECURE” OR “DEPRESSED” OR “LYING” ABOUT BEING “HAPPY”

I HAVE “FRIENDS.” IM “HAPPY.”

WHO DO YOU TRUST MORE A TRIANGLE OBJECTIVELY THE BEST SHAPE OR A FANCY SALAMANDER WHOS TOO GOOD TO BE CALLED A SALAMANDER

“Friends”, hm? Somehow I doubt that you treat em like friends, but who’m I to judge.

And quite honestly I’d go with another shape as my favorite.

HOW DARE YOU. COME INTO MY HOME AND SLANDER ME. I HAVE FRIENDS. THEY LIKE ME AND ARE REAL AND I AM NIE TO THEM

AND WHAT SHAPE

A SQUARE? ARE YOU SOME SORT OF BABY MAN

Actually, my favorite is a circle. duh. I AM an artist afterall.

UM EXCUSE ME

HOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU SAY THIS TO ME

DO YOU KNOW

ARE YOU AWARE OF THE INJUSTICE

A CIRCLE

NEXT YOU WILL TELL ME THAT. THAT YOU LIKE.

SOME OTHER BAD THING.

CIRCLES ARE AWFUL AND THE SOURCE OF MY ENDLESS MSIERY

Circles are the easiest to make into other things… But I digress, going back to that first thing: NAME one of your friends and why.

YOURE RIGHT

FOR EXAMPLE WHERE I CAME FROM THERE WAS A CIRCLE WHO MADE A LAW THAT ANYONE WHO ISNT ONE HUNDRED PERCENT FUCKING PERFECT HAD TO EITHER GET EXECUTED OR GO THROUGH SURGERY WITHOUT ANAESTHETIC

AND I MADE HIM INTO A DEAD CIRCLE

AND

AND I DONT HAVE TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU

I HAVE FRIENDS. PEOPLE LIKE ME.

Whelp you’re not wrong about the dead circle thing. Would drawing a circle count as a dead one? maybe….hmmm I’ll look into that later.

And if you don’t wanna prove yourself to people, then why are you getting so worked up about rumors anyway?

UM

WELL

BECAUSE

WELL BECAUSE ITS JUST NOT NICE

I AM NOT DEPRESSED I AM HAPPY AND HAVE FRIENDS

I very highly doubt it.

.......Billy Boy, that sounds like something a depressed person would say. (Or. Um. Triangle, in this case.)

I’d like to hear more about these “friends,” though. They’re real, right? You’re getting awfully defensive about this whole thing, man.

#reblog #meme #i would do this for bill but 8) i haVE NO IDEAS FOR HIM LOL

wanderingmercenary

For every "♡" I get I'll give a tip on how to win my muse's heart.

stardustwanderer

…………

[she doesn’t even say anything. she just turns around and runs off. she looks heartbroken, but it doesn’t really make sense why; after all, she doesn’t care… right?]

…..

FUCK

[without thinking, he runs– well, FLOATS, after her. Which wasn’t hard because he could fly faster than any human could run. Anyway, he caught up to her and stopped her in her tracks]

ZE STOP!! WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET??? I THOUGHT YOU SAID..!!

[she slams to a halt, frantically rubbing her eyes in a panic. she can’t even look at him, just hugging her arms and trying to hide her face.]

I-I’m not… I’m not… upset, okay? Just… fuck off.

….. [he floats there quietly, then takes a deep breath and says…]

ZE. I LIED TO YOU.

……

[her eyes get all big and wide. she stares at him for a moment, unsure what to say.]

W-wait, what? A-about what?!

[His train of thought is halted as he stares at Zetta, now revealed from her hoodie. Still, he continues]

A-about….. well….heh..

i…uh… l-like…you….more…. than… just a friend.

…You… like… me…?

[she stands there, pointing at herself and looking flabbergasted for a moment. her face starts to turn more and more red.]

I… W-What?? Ahh!! Nonononononono nO NO NO!

[she’s blushing way too much at this point, unsure of what to do and looking like she just wants to bolt. any attempt to speak turns into incoherent mumbling, the poor girl looking beyond panicked. she pulls her hood over her head, stumbling back and away from bill.]

I-I-I’M GONNA… GO NOW!! HEH!

…oh right. You weren’t lying…

well um… see ya kid.

[she stops in her tracks, her body suddenly rigid.]

W-What’s that supposed to mean?! Y-You left me and lied to me and everything, man! I… [she grumbles, hiding her face in her hands] Ergh, fuck.

I…. DIDN’T MEAN TO LEAVE YOU. THAT’S WHY I CAME BACK! I….

haaa…. just… it’s okay. you don’t need to make excuses. I’m the all seeing, remember? SO don’t beat around the bush and just tell me.

[she suddenly gets quiet, covering her mouth. she goes to hide her face with her hands.]

B-But you left me and I-I hate you for it and andwhythefuckdoilikeyouatallerghhhhhhihatethissomuuuuuuuch…

[He silently stares at her, his face turning redder by the second and those last words echoing in his head. He finally goes up to her and hugs her]

[she jumps, stunned over the whole thing. he was… hugging her? her cheeks started to turn red.]

U-Umm… what’re you… doing…?

HUGGING YOU, WHAT ELSE DOES IT LOOK LIKE?!

[he keeps hugging her] …look. It’s fine if you can’t trust me and…. if you don’t want any of this alright..? I’m just…. glad this wasn’t a complete waste.

.....mmmno. I kinda... want this... [she hugs him, closing her eyes.]

stardustwanderer

…………

[she doesn’t even say anything. she just turns around and runs off. she looks heartbroken, but it doesn’t really make sense why; after all, she doesn’t care… right?]

…..

FUCK

[without thinking, he runs– well, FLOATS, after her. Which wasn’t hard because he could fly faster than any human could run. Anyway, he caught up to her and stopped her in her tracks]

ZE STOP!! WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET??? I THOUGHT YOU SAID..!!

[she slams to a halt, frantically rubbing her eyes in a panic. she can’t even look at him, just hugging her arms and trying to hide her face.]

I-I’m not… I’m not… upset, okay? Just… fuck off.

….. [he floats there quietly, then takes a deep breath and says…]

ZE. I LIED TO YOU.

……

[her eyes get all big and wide. she stares at him for a moment, unsure what to say.]

W-wait, what? A-about what?!

[His train of thought is halted as he stares at Zetta, now revealed from her hoodie. Still, he continues]

A-about….. well….heh..

i…uh… l-like…you….more…. than… just a friend.

…You… like… me…?

[she stands there, pointing at herself and looking flabbergasted for a moment. her face starts to turn more and more red.]

I… W-What?? Ahh!! Nonononononono nO NO NO!

[she’s blushing way too much at this point, unsure of what to do and looking like she just wants to bolt. any attempt to speak turns into incoherent mumbling, the poor girl looking beyond panicked. she pulls her hood over her head, stumbling back and away from bill.]

I-I-I’M GONNA… GO NOW!! HEH!

…oh right. You weren’t lying…

well um… see ya kid.

[she stops in her tracks, her body suddenly rigid.]

W-What’s that supposed to mean?! Y-You left me and lied to me and everything, man! I… [she grumbles, hiding her face in her hands] Ergh, fuck.

I…. DIDN’T MEAN TO LEAVE YOU. THAT’S WHY I CAME BACK! I….

haaa…. just… it’s okay. you don’t need to make excuses. I’m the all seeing, remember? SO don’t beat around the bush and just tell me.

[she suddenly gets quiet, covering her mouth. she goes to hide her face with her hands.]

B-But you left me and I-I hate you for it and andwhythefuckdoilikeyouatallerghhhhhhihatethissomuuuuuuuch…

[He silently stares at her, his face turning redder by the second and those last words echoing in his head. He finally goes up to her and hugs her]

[she jumps, stunned over the whole thing. he was... hugging her? her cheeks started to turn red.]

U-Umm... what’re you... doing...?

stardustwanderer

…………

[she doesn’t even say anything. she just turns around and runs off. she looks heartbroken, but it doesn’t really make sense why; after all, she doesn’t care… right?]

…..

FUCK

[without thinking, he runs– well, FLOATS, after her. Which wasn’t hard because he could fly faster than any human could run. Anyway, he caught up to her and stopped her in her tracks]

ZE STOP!! WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET??? I THOUGHT YOU SAID..!!

[she slams to a halt, frantically rubbing her eyes in a panic. she can’t even look at him, just hugging her arms and trying to hide her face.]

I-I’m not… I’m not… upset, okay? Just… fuck off.

….. [he floats there quietly, then takes a deep breath and says…]

ZE. I LIED TO YOU.

……

[her eyes get all big and wide. she stares at him for a moment, unsure what to say.]

W-wait, what? A-about what?!

[His train of thought is halted as he stares at Zetta, now revealed from her hoodie. Still, he continues]

A-about….. well….heh..

i…uh… l-like…you….more…. than… just a friend.

…You… like… me…?

[she stands there, pointing at herself and looking flabbergasted for a moment. her face starts to turn more and more red.]

I… W-What?? Ahh!! Nonononononono nO NO NO!

[she’s blushing way too much at this point, unsure of what to do and looking like she just wants to bolt. any attempt to speak turns into incoherent mumbling, the poor girl looking beyond panicked. she pulls her hood over her head, stumbling back and away from bill.]

I-I-I’M GONNA… GO NOW!! HEH!

…oh right. You weren’t lying…

well um… see ya kid.

[she stops in her tracks, her body suddenly rigid.]

W-What’s that supposed to mean?! Y-You left me and lied to me and everything, man! I… [she grumbles, hiding her face in her hands] Ergh, fuck.

I…. DIDN’T MEAN TO LEAVE YOU. THAT’S WHY I CAME BACK! I….

haaa…. just… it’s okay. you don’t need to make excuses. I’m the all seeing, remember? SO don’t beat around the bush and just tell me.

[she suddenly gets quiet, covering her mouth. she goes to hide her face with her hands.]

B-But you left me and I-I hate you for it and andwhythefuckdoilikeyouatallerghhhhhhihatethissomuuuuuuuch...

stardustwanderer

…………

[she doesn’t even say anything. she just turns around and runs off. she looks heartbroken, but it doesn’t really make sense why; after all, she doesn’t care… right?]

…..

FUCK

[without thinking, he runs– well, FLOATS, after her. Which wasn’t hard because he could fly faster than any human could run. Anyway, he caught up to her and stopped her in her tracks]

ZE STOP!! WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET??? I THOUGHT YOU SAID..!!

[she slams to a halt, frantically rubbing her eyes in a panic. she can’t even look at him, just hugging her arms and trying to hide her face.]

I-I’m not… I’m not… upset, okay? Just… fuck off.

….. [he floats there quietly, then takes a deep breath and says…]

ZE. I LIED TO YOU.

……

[her eyes get all big and wide. she stares at him for a moment, unsure what to say.]

W-wait, what? A-about what?!

[His train of thought is halted as he stares at Zetta, now revealed from her hoodie. Still, he continues]

A-about….. well….heh..

i…uh… l-like…you….more…. than… just a friend.

…You… like… me…?

[she stands there, pointing at herself and looking flabbergasted for a moment. her face starts to turn more and more red.]

I… W-What?? Ahh!! Nonononononono nO NO NO!

[she’s blushing way too much at this point, unsure of what to do and looking like she just wants to bolt. any attempt to speak turns into incoherent mumbling, the poor girl looking beyond panicked. she pulls her hood over her head, stumbling back and away from bill.]

I-I-I’M GONNA… GO NOW!! HEH!

…oh right. You weren’t lying…

well um… see ya kid.

[she stops in her tracks, her body suddenly rigid.]

W-What’s that supposed to mean?! Y-You left me and lied to me and everything, man! I... [she grumbles, hiding her face in her hands] Ergh, fuck.

stardustwanderer

…………

[she doesn’t even say anything. she just turns around and runs off. she looks heartbroken, but it doesn’t really make sense why; after all, she doesn’t care… right?]

…..

FUCK

[without thinking, he runs– well, FLOATS, after her. Which wasn’t hard because he could fly faster than any human could run. Anyway, he caught up to her and stopped her in her tracks]

ZE STOP!! WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET??? I THOUGHT YOU SAID..!!

[she slams to a halt, frantically rubbing her eyes in a panic. she can’t even look at him, just hugging her arms and trying to hide her face.]

I-I’m not… I’m not… upset, okay? Just… fuck off.

….. [he floats there quietly, then takes a deep breath and says…]

ZE. I LIED TO YOU.

……

[her eyes get all big and wide. she stares at him for a moment, unsure what to say.]

W-wait, what? A-about what?!

[His train of thought is halted as he stares at Zetta, now revealed from her hoodie. Still, he continues]

A-about….. well….heh..

i…uh… l-like…you….more…. than… just a friend.

...You... like... me...?

[she stands there, pointing at herself and looking flabbergasted for a moment. her face starts to turn more and more red.]

I... W-What?? Ahh!! Nonononononono nO NO NO!

[she’s blushing way too much at this point, unsure of what to do and looking like she just wants to bolt. any attempt to speak turns into incoherent mumbling, the poor girl looking beyond panicked. she pulls her hood over her head, stumbling back and away from bill.]

I-I-I’M GONNA... GO NOW!! HEH!

stardustwanderer

…………

[she doesn’t even say anything. she just turns around and runs off. she looks heartbroken, but it doesn’t really make sense why; after all, she doesn’t care… right?]

…..

FUCK

[without thinking, he runs– well, FLOATS, after her. Which wasn’t hard because he could fly faster than any human could run. Anyway, he caught up to her and stopped her in her tracks]

ZE STOP!! WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET??? I THOUGHT YOU SAID..!!

[she slams to a halt, frantically rubbing her eyes in a panic. she can’t even look at him, just hugging her arms and trying to hide her face.]

I-I’m not… I’m not… upset, okay? Just… fuck off.

….. [he floats there quietly, then takes a deep breath and says…]

ZE. I LIED TO YOU.

#ic #rp #askyetanotherbillcypher #((oH SHIIIIIIIIIIT))

......

[her eyes get all big and wide. she stares at him for a moment, unsure what to say.]

W-wait, what? A-about what?!

stardustwanderer

…………

[she doesn’t even say anything. she just turns around and runs off. she looks heartbroken, but it doesn’t really make sense why; after all, she doesn’t care… right?]

…..

FUCK

[without thinking, he runs– well, FLOATS, after her. Which wasn’t hard because he could fly faster than any human could run. Anyway, he caught up to her and stopped her in her tracks]

ZE STOP!! WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET??? I THOUGHT YOU SAID..!!

[she slams to a halt, frantically rubbing her eyes in a panic. she can’t even look at him, just hugging her arms and trying to hide her face.]

I-I’m not... I’m not... upset, okay? Just... fuck off.

HEY, YOU SHOULD KISS ZETTA 8> hehe

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU GUYS???!! WE JUST BECAME FRIENDS AGAIN AND YOU PEOPLE ARE SHIPPING US ALREADY???!! AHHHH!!

-Bill

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What do you mean ‘not possible’ ?

Y-YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY THAT!!! THERE’S NO WAY WE CAN DO THAT SORT OF THING CAUSE!!! WELL!!! WE’RE VERY DIFFERENT!!

PLUS, SHE OBVIOUSLY THINK THE SAME WAY!!

Dude… she’s blushing though. And so are YOU!

B-BLUSHING?! I’M NOT BLUSHING, MAN!! THERE’S NO WAY I’M BLUSHING ESPECIALLY NOT ABOUT SOME DUMB DORITO NAH-UH NOPENOPENOPE

[INTERNAL SCREAMING]

B-BESIDES THE FEELING’S MUTUAL!! HE HATES ME ANDAND I-I’M STILL KINDA PISSED AT HIM FOR ALL OF THE STUFF HE DID! even though it was really nice that he helped me i mean i didn’t expect that i thought he was going to leave me in the fucking woods but nope apparently not apparently he’s better than i thought ahhhhhHHHHH BUT THAT DOESN’T CHANGE ANYTHING HE PROBABLY STILL HATES ME LOTS!

I!! I DON’T HATE YOU ZE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK ANYWAY I DON’T EVEN HAVE LIPS OR ANY REPRODUCTIVE ANYTHING ANDAND I’M A FUCKIN DREAM DEMON THIS ISN’T POSSIBLE AHHH!!

AHHHHHH B-BUTBUT I’M A TERRIBLE PERSON AND I DOUBTED YOU AND OKAY MAYBE YOU DESERVED IT A LITTLE BUT STILL!! IT’S COOL IF YOU HATE ME, MAN! itwouldhonestlymakethingseasierahhhhhhh

ZE GOD DAMN IT WHEN WILL IT GET THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL THAT I CARE ABOUT YOU???!!!

….uh..

………….w-what?

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?! NONONO STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!!

AHHHH YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO KID!!

…..

kindacanthelpitatthispointkiddo…

N-NONONONONO NO! LISTEN TO ME! S-STOP CARING ABOUT ME ‘N SHIT!

……..

w-wait what’s that supposed to mean?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN “WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN????” I CARE!! AND HAVE BEEN FOR A WHILE NOW!!

//BLUSHES//

AHHHHHHHH STOP TELLING ME NOT TO CAREEE

AHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!

S-SERIOUSLY STOP CARING!! YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE! AHHHHHHH I-I DON’T LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING, O-OKAY?! [BLUSHES]

WH-WHAT?? NO!! NOT LIKE… tHAT!! AHHHHHHH!!! I CARE AS A FRIEND, OKAY??!!! DON’T GET YOUR PANTIES TWISTED, KIDDO!!! THIS IS JUST AS EMBARRASSING TO ME AS IT IS TO YOU, ALRIGHT???

W-WELL!! YOU MADE IT SOUND LIKE YOU CARED FOR ME FOR OTHER REASONS!!

OF COURSE NOT!!! I’M JUST..!!!

aaaaaaaaAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

WHY WOULD I EVER LIKE SUCH A SIMPLE MEATSACK!! I’M A DREAM DEMON WITH BIG DREAMS!! DATING IS A WASTE OF TIME!!

............

[she doesn’t even say anything. she just turns around and runs off. she looks heartbroken, but it doesn’t really make sense why; after all, she doesn’t care... right?]

HEY, YOU SHOULD KISS ZETTA 8> hehe

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU GUYS???!! WE JUST BECAME FRIENDS AGAIN AND YOU PEOPLE ARE SHIPPING US ALREADY???!! AHHHH!!

-Bill

Keep reading

What do you mean ‘not possible’ ?

Y-YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY THAT!!! THERE’S NO WAY WE CAN DO THAT SORT OF THING CAUSE!!! WELL!!! WE’RE VERY DIFFERENT!!

PLUS, SHE OBVIOUSLY THINK THE SAME WAY!!

Dude… she’s blushing though. And so are YOU!

B-BLUSHING?! I’M NOT BLUSHING, MAN!! THERE’S NO WAY I’M BLUSHING ESPECIALLY NOT ABOUT SOME DUMB DORITO NAH-UH NOPENOPENOPE

[INTERNAL SCREAMING]

B-BESIDES THE FEELING’S MUTUAL!! HE HATES ME ANDAND I-I’M STILL KINDA PISSED AT HIM FOR ALL OF THE STUFF HE DID! even though it was really nice that he helped me i mean i didn’t expect that i thought he was going to leave me in the fucking woods but nope apparently not apparently he’s better than i thought ahhhhhHHHHH BUT THAT DOESN’T CHANGE ANYTHING HE PROBABLY STILL HATES ME LOTS!

I!! I DON’T HATE YOU ZE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK ANYWAY I DON’T EVEN HAVE LIPS OR ANY REPRODUCTIVE ANYTHING ANDAND I’M A FUCKIN DREAM DEMON THIS ISN’T POSSIBLE AHHH!!

AHHHHHH B-BUTBUT I’M A TERRIBLE PERSON AND I DOUBTED YOU AND OKAY MAYBE YOU DESERVED IT A LITTLE BUT STILL!! IT’S COOL IF YOU HATE ME, MAN! itwouldhonestlymakethingseasierahhhhhhh

ZE GOD DAMN IT WHEN WILL IT GET THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL THAT I CARE ABOUT YOU???!!!

….uh..

………….w-what?

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?! NONONO STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!!

AHHHH YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO KID!!

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kindacanthelpitatthispointkiddo…

N-NONONONONO NO! LISTEN TO ME! S-STOP CARING ABOUT ME ‘N SHIT!

……..

w-wait what’s that supposed to mean?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN “WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN????” I CARE!! AND HAVE BEEN FOR A WHILE NOW!!

//BLUSHES//

AHHHHHHHH STOP TELLING ME NOT TO CAREEE

AHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!

S-SERIOUSLY STOP CARING!! YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE! AHHHHHHH I-I DON’T LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING, O-OKAY?! [BLUSHES]

WH-WHAT?? NO!! NOT LIKE… tHAT!! AHHHHHHH!!! I CARE AS A FRIEND, OKAY??!!! DON’T GET YOUR PANTIES TWISTED, KIDDO!!! THIS IS JUST AS EMBARRASSING TO ME AS IT IS TO YOU, ALRIGHT???

#ic #rp #askyetanotherbillcypher #((jUST KISS ALREADY OMG LOL))

W-WELL!! YOU MADE IT SOUND LIKE YOU CARED FOR ME FOR OTHER REASONS!!

HEY, YOU SHOULD KISS ZETTA 8> hehe

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU GUYS???!! WE JUST BECAME FRIENDS AGAIN AND YOU PEOPLE ARE SHIPPING US ALREADY???!! AHHHH!!

-Bill

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What do you mean ‘not possible’ ?

Y-YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY THAT!!! THERE’S NO WAY WE CAN DO THAT SORT OF THING CAUSE!!! WELL!!! WE’RE VERY DIFFERENT!!

PLUS, SHE OBVIOUSLY THINK THE SAME WAY!!

Dude… she’s blushing though. And so are YOU!

B-BLUSHING?! I’M NOT BLUSHING, MAN!! THERE’S NO WAY I’M BLUSHING ESPECIALLY NOT ABOUT SOME DUMB DORITO NAH-UH NOPENOPENOPE

[INTERNAL SCREAMING]

B-BESIDES THE FEELING’S MUTUAL!! HE HATES ME ANDAND I-I’M STILL KINDA PISSED AT HIM FOR ALL OF THE STUFF HE DID! even though it was really nice that he helped me i mean i didn’t expect that i thought he was going to leave me in the fucking woods but nope apparently not apparently he’s better than i thought ahhhhhHHHHH BUT THAT DOESN’T CHANGE ANYTHING HE PROBABLY STILL HATES ME LOTS!

I!! I DON’T HATE YOU ZE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK ANYWAY I DON’T EVEN HAVE LIPS OR ANY REPRODUCTIVE ANYTHING ANDAND I’M A FUCKIN DREAM DEMON THIS ISN’T POSSIBLE AHHH!!

AHHHHHH B-BUTBUT I’M A TERRIBLE PERSON AND I DOUBTED YOU AND OKAY MAYBE YOU DESERVED IT A LITTLE BUT STILL!! IT’S COOL IF YOU HATE ME, MAN! itwouldhonestlymakethingseasierahhhhhhh

ZE GOD DAMN IT WHEN WILL IT GET THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL THAT I CARE ABOUT YOU???!!!

….uh..

………….w-what?

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?! NONONO STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!!

AHHHH YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO KID!!

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kindacanthelpitatthispointkiddo…