this is where i party

don't follow this blog it's a load of shite

[slipperiestbutt]

‘funeral’ is just ‘real fun’ rearranged

[slipperiestbutt]

an office porno called The Meating

[cillianmurphycrying]

so i was like yeah i read a post that reminded me of how merlin said his life before camelot was really lonely and now i'm sad again because this stupid happy kid in episode one is really lonely and it just sucks

and then nik was like 

so the show ends the same way it began

my life is ruined u dont understand

[cillianmurphycrying]

[nohighs]

“sir, what you did is so illegal that it loops around and now you’re the cop and i’m under arrest. here’s your badge welcome to the force”

[cillianmurphycrying]

fart

pardon

fart

fartin

pard

[cillianmurphycrying]

magnificent alien bodies

[cillianmurphycrying]

excuse me, do you mind not farting while i'm saving the world?

[cillianmurphycrying]

poetry yES POETRY

[cillianmurphycrying]

FACT

bradley james is ugly

[cillianmurphycrying]

the real reason the show is over is that richard wilson's red ass eye was creeping ppl out and messing with consistency

and we know how the producers of merlin love consistency

[cillianmurphycrying]

i want to die

[cillianmurphycrying]

sob

[cillianmurphycrying]

mg my sister was being loud and my dad was like 'is there a reason we have to be that loud?' (lol 'we')

and she was like 'dad, you don't understand watching merlin'

[cillianmurphycrying]

ugh a thing i hate about fandoms in general is how they tend to

[as a group not like every single person obviously]

latch onto one phrase/line/quote or whatever from their chosen favorite character or scene or blade of grass

and then it ends up on everything and it's used to describe or explain their relationship with every other character and it's on every graphic and in every fic until you just look at those words and scroll past like it's not even annoying it's just why why would you do that over and over it's not even

relevant all the time ok bye

[cillianmurphycrying]

a film starring every irish actor you can name without looking at wikipedia

[cillianmurphycrying]

we didn't talk over your fuckin eulogy