why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language
get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”
get verbed nounboy
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why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language
get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”
get verbed nounboy
parallel play (liking and reblogging your mutual's posts but not talking to them)
Reblog this post to parallel play with prev
had to get it out of my head.
Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy
Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE
Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted
Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative
Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying
life series headcanons but its all just me
scar got red playdoh stuck in his ear as a child
grian refences at least one piece of media from before 2000 every day
mumbo loves an indie band who he gatekeeps to his irl friends but shamelessly plugs online (listen to sorry ghost guys)
jimmy has never succesfully kept a secret
scott once played bloody mary and will no longer go into that bathroom
lizzie has a concerningly large plushie collection
martyn has been part of several "incidents" within his friendgroup
gem is a die hard heartstopper fan
skizz still has to use that "big elephants catch ants..." thing to spell because
joel's immediate reaction to anything even somewhat negative is violence
also sidenote they did get the playdoh out, dw
edit: idk if they ever got the playdoh out, actually
ethogirl + etho girlmaxxing
ermine etho based on this tweet by @/ohsnyappers + bonus shrewdubs
https://x.com/ohsnyappers/status/1896619279279419638?s=46
please go and support them if you can!
no matter how hard i try i will always be that little girl wondering why everyone is better friends with eachother than her and begging to be loved
in another life we're all on the playground sitting by the fence in the grass together and we all have eachother. maybe not here but somewhere it wasn't like this.
we have our own little playground here
it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever
a second bumblebee has hit the flowers
i read this at like 2am last night and i just scrolled far enough to encounter it again I fully read it as "a second bumblebee has hit the towers" and i assumed it was a shitpost about transformers . i didnt question why bumblebee hit the towers i just trusted the process
Get to Know Me Game
Tagged by the lovely @blacktofade!
last song: Stay Golden by Saint Motel
favorite color: @ prev yellow gang rise up!!!!
last book: I am currently reading The most self-indulgent thing ever, which is Pride and Prejudice in Space by Alexis Lampley. It has two of my favorite things: Pride and Prejudice and a truly astonishing amount of worldbuilding, like I am taking so many notes on how Lampley did her worldbuilding. Also she illustrated it herself and I have mad respect for that this book is gorgeous.
last movie: Nosferatu! I have not stopped thinking about it. I need to see it again immediately because I wasn't paying close enough attention to the plot, I got distracted by the way they were clearly taking cues from Expressionist filmmaking styles of the 1920s. There's a shot that reads exactly like one of the backgrounds of Das Cabinet to me and I am trying to stay normal about it.
last tv show: Leverage :D Jim and I are poking at a leverage au to and I'm using it to keep from obsessing too hard over my other projects & as a cute little cooldown/warmup thing and I'm having SO much fun with it!
sweet/spicy/savory: Spicy food all the way down. I have a major sweet tooth, but spice ekes out the win because it's all I can eat when I'm sick.
last thing I searched for online: "Seamstress's Guild" for Only Silver reasons. I wanted to make sure I wasn't being subtle with the reference I was making. Before that it was "Capet-Plantagenet Feud" for Dirges reasons.
current obsession: the upcoming chapter of Only Silver has officially invaded my dreams, so does that count?
looking forward to: I'm headed to the coast this weekend! it'll be my first real vacation in a hot minute because I spent 80% of last year unemployed.
Thank you for tagging me, Jo! <3
No pressure at all to anyone! (And let me know if you'd prefer I not tag you in these <3 ) but I'll go ahead and tag: @hitheeprithee @canarydarity @azzayofchaos and @slooopes!
Tagged by @twodiamondhoes :D (thanks for the tag it delights me)
Last Song: Black Milk by Massive Attack (though Rising Son is my fav from that album 👀)
Favorite Color: honestly I don’t know man. I wear all black, I love red and dark blues, every color is beautiful.
Last book: 0_0 I genuinely don’t remember. I have been reading mostly fics recently.
Last Movie: Return of the King extended edition rewatch with my family.
Last TV Show: The Expanse !!!! (I am obsessed and totally in love and am planing to read it now <3)
Sweet/spicy/savory: unfortunately I’m weak and don’t like spicy much, but savory and sweet are a toss up! Maybe umami!
Last Thing I Searched for Online: Images of Salmon (I’m making a fish-shaped bag and wanted reference to pick out fabrics)
Current Obsession: Probably the Expanse actually. I keep thinking about it. I’m getting my friend to watch the first few episodes with me. Alternatively, the Space Western world building project me and @cuubikl have been working on.
Looking Forward to: Visiting one of my besties in Brazil over summer break :3
Speaking of…
@evilrat-sabre @marivoid @casuallycontemplating @infernafiresword
Thanks for the tag, Azzay! :D
Last Song: “Fight Fire With Gasoline” by Self Deception
Favorite color: It varies. Rn I’m wearing a pine green t-shirt :)
Last Book: Umm … mostly been reading fic xD I think it was Gideon the Ninth?
Last Movie: I don’t watch a ton of movies these days — but I recently saw Howl’s Moving Castle as part of a theater matinee with my bestie.
Last TV Show: *nervous awkward laughter*
Sweet/savory/spicy: I like all of them, but rn I’m liking sweet.
Last thing I looked up online: Probably music lyrics xD
Current Obsession: Been back on my Warframe kick lately. (Also all the stuff Rora and I kick around in our DMs.)
Looking forward to: My fiancé coming back to town! <3
Tagging (if you wanna play!): @watcheraurora @snacj @onebearo @nyxcentury
Thanks Inferna!
Last Song- Pretty Girl by Stockholm Syndrome
Fav Color- Green! Pink! All the greens and pinks!
Last Book- Recently bought Gideon the Ninth but haven't had a chance to read it yet so i think it was Stardust(im not counting fanfics)
Last Movie- Night at the museum
Last TV show- i found a cool horror one called The Holzer Files
Last thing i searched online- surfboard designs
Sweet/savory/spicy- depending on my mood
Current obsession- Ocean things, Hermit things and bracelet making!
Looking forward too- fixing my car! I had to wait but i finally get it fixed Thursday!
My turn to tag @imaginethat0327 @thestring-bean @nyxtheeclipse @cat-in-the-desert @yellow-dino @cat-in-the-desert and anyone i might have missed or whoever wants to join in!
Last Song: Kiss by Prince, UBER catchy
Fav color: Sunflower yellow! Also love anything in the yellow-orange-pink spectrum (picture sunsets or grapefruits)
Last Book: 😬 it has been a looooong time since I’ve read a book. Maybe Dune?
Last movie: the OG Count of Monte Cristo and it was EPIC
Last TV show: MHA with my sister
Last thing I searched online: how to tell exercise induced asthma apart from just being out of shape 😅 I was pretty sure I had EID but I wanted to make sure I wasn’t just being dramatic. Pretty sure it’s still EID.
Sweet/Savory/Spicy: it’s a close call but I think sweet wins. Savory and spicy are close behind tho!
Current Obsession: my fanfics/drawings/the fandoms that spawn them haha.
Looking forward to: Getting past this awkward training phase of my work so I can fully enjoy my Disney job!!
Tags /vnf : @red-carter, @p-011-yn, @audriandae, @scarred-keys, @smoozie, @cinnamonbunpuff, @errornameredacted, @isylikes, @th3-r4t-k1ng
thanks for the tag!!
last song: helium by glass animals (been in my GA phase recently, banger stuff to listen to walking to classes)
fav colour: muted lavender-ish (smth like #8f7dba)
last book: my biostats textbook ?? (when was the last time i read a book? havent read much at all, the last things i remember were fics - maybe bookwise the sun and the star but like a part of it)
last movie: love, simon (like, just finished it 15 min ago)
last tv show: squid game (been watching with my roomies!)
last thing i searched online: "milk price at trader joe's" (lol i wanted to check out the trader joe's near my uni but i wanted to see how the prices compared to what i usually got (me when i go to the store to get milk))
sweet/savoury/spicy: mmm love sweet stuff but also savoury equally
current obsession: my stand partner prolly, it's actually borderline concerning 😭 (being hopelessly in love, but the more serious answer is the life series)
looking forward to: getting boba with the other officers in the club im in at uni! (and seeing my stand partner tmrw at rehearsal 😭) (oh and SNOW!! it's been lightly snowing occasionally here but i was sleeping every time)
@redd-underscore @m00nagedreamin @neapolitan-cat @too-much-sunshine and anyone else!!
there is something so terrifying about wanting to be held, a years deep ache in my bones, like a child sobbing pleading for someone to notice, to care.
come here darling, I swear I will not bite, come here please, smooth away the cracks in my skin, piece me back together with the gold of your love, like the japanese would repair their pottery.
there is something so vulnerable about wanting to be touched, undoing me with a mere brush of the fingers, peeling back my layers like the skin of an orange, and each golden segment of my soul, is an offering (i love you).
oh, do you think you could hold me? just this once? kiss the backs of my knees when they ache? trace the divots of my spine like exploring a foreign land? memorize the shape of my nose, my jaw, my eyes, turning the terrain of my body into something familiar.
Perhaps it is selfish of me to ask for such a thing, I have always been a rather demanding creature, a dog, scratching at the door, begging to be let in.
I will be gentle I swear, curl up in your chest, your ribcage can be a temple, your heart the god I bow before, praying you might hold me, if only for a little while.
I forgot to tell you guys that i finished my Stardew Valley designs 😋 im trying to use Tumblr more lets see how long it lasts
the hermits fucking hate dream's ass btw like they do not like him and you should be embarrassed if you think otherwise
If I had a nickel for every time Scott sacrificed himself for pearl… that would be three, actually!
everybody look at my cat being scuncht about it