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I post about whatever the hell i want. mostly mcyt, specifically skyblock kingdoms and adjacent series

[varteeny1234]

🍉 Call me V! (or Varteeny) (Or any other variation)

queer | they/them occasional it/its preferred, any pronouns work if we're friends | plural

I post about minecraft and mcyt primarily. I post about other stuff too once in a while. I am unpredictable

I ship the block characters. Beware

I draw and write stuff sometimes, these posts will be tagged under "my stuff" ! I also make mc skins. I don't do commissions, but feel free to request something if you want and i'll make it if i have time

I am Varteeny on ao3 and bsky as well

Semi professional linktree here

Blank blogs will be blocked

Realized i'm a relatively known blog at this point so im going to just say: sysmeds, TERFs, truscums, MAPs, anti-palestine, etc, please all leave or reconsider! if you treat people from a country with a bad government as though they are evil for living in a place that has a bad government i will block you!!! Genocide is bad, stand with palestine and ukraine and sudan and congo and every other place suffering from senseless warfare. non-traumagenic systems are valid and non-dysphoric trans people are valid!

(Feel free to use my art as pfp/header, with credit!)

the blog title is a reference to smajor's mcc 33 practice stream where someone in-game said that "ethogirl" is an acronym for. that. anyways im normal keep scrolling

go watch bigb secret life

subscribe to skyelre, thefoolsfam, and vintage_applesauce

[belovedgamers]

I’m sorry but I think if you are Choosing to play a blind character and not do anything roleplay OR gameplay wise to engage with the blindness, instead Choosing to say “don’t worry guys, because of my god now I See Forwards” then your character didn’t need to be blind in their backstory in the first place. Magic cure. That’s a magic cure. That’s the ableist trope magic cure.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[pantheratigrisaltaica]

for those curious, this is joanne, a 15-year-old sumatran tiger currently living at phoenix zoo. it's very sweet to see her playing and tumbling around like this at her age -- she's got some people taking care of her if she still has this energy at that age.

i did see some users in the notes who were concerned about her looking 'scrawny', or wondering if she's maybe a juvenile -- far from it! at 15, joanne is very much considered a geriatric tiger; she's a grandma. she is, however, a sumatran tiger (panthera tigris sumatrae) -- sumatrans are the smallest extant subspecies of tiger, built more for the sweltering jungles of sumatra than the blistering cold of the amur river or the dense forests and mangrove swamps of south asia.

when you're used to seeing amur or amur-bengal hybrid ('generic') tigers on television or online, most of which are often overfed and overweight, a sumatran is going to look a bit weird, but joanne looks to be in wonderful shape -- look at those muscles flex and that coat shimmer when she moves! that's a healthy old lady for sure. props to joanne's keepers for taking such good care of her.

[kianamaiart]

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wanted to actually try and design zira's magical girl oc/self insert LOL. i did it before but within a time limit in dis video!

[crabussy]

doxxing myself. I’m on a boat in the middle of the big blue sea near some islands and dolphins and other random nonsense

[mrsandman42069]

-28.531560,175.309976

[crabussy]

DUDE

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

Bilbo: wait I get it now. The dragon is a metaphor for greed and power. We need to ‘defeat’ it by being humble when we get the treasure.

Thorin: Bilbo, for the last time, it’s a real dragon and it has my gold

[the-august-one]

[sylestial]

*meows loud as fuck to no avail*

[kosmogrl]

[fucking-relax]

this is helpful to getting started on anything regardless of what you call it (from this post)

problem solving steps

IMPROVE distress tolerance skill

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[shamebats]

Since there is a wave of anti-birth control propaganda, this is your reminder that the birth coontrol pill was responsible for 30% more women graduating with college degrees between 1970-1990

[cwicseolfor]

Also a whole lot of people need it to hold down a job or stay in school regardless of reproductive risk: it offers menstrual control. It can be the difference between debilitating, bedbound periods and normal function. It’s medicine. It’s also very cheap to produce and returns soooo many thousands of dollars to the economy for every dollar it costs, so don’t let anyone make a false financial argument about it.

[saulwexler]

how to explain to non-americans that the better call saul ads aren’t exaggerated for comedic effect they are super normie

[queenofnots]

[queenofnots]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Morgan & Morgan. For the people.

[mornington-the-crescent]

Fieger Law: All We Do Is Win

[crownedpatriot11]

What do you think he does

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

How you know you’re in the great state of Alabama

[theodoretheninja]

I don't have a picture, but our area is flooded with a dude holding a comedically large hammer and looking to sue the shit out of any truckers that have injured you.

[wanderer-chronicles]

[wanderer-chronicles]

[serregon]

🤨

[proship-fictionkin]

THE TEXAS HAMMER

[nanitecitys]

Alexander Shunnarah is such a big meme in Alabama that people got this man to attend anime conventions multiple years in a row as a special guest that furries and cosplayers can take pictures with and get autographs from. He's on nearly Every billboard in the state.

[elphabaoftheopera]

don't forget these jungle law billboards i have to pass every day

that doesn't even scratch the surface there are so so many of them

[therogueduchess]

[knightofiris]

I remember my friends and I laughing our asses off when we saw this billboard.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Sweet James

[nada-nothin-nil]

used to pass this every day

[brightside-brigade]

This is just how lawyers are.

[porterdavis]

[macsarcule1]

All this stuff is probably true, but it makes it sound like the workers are contaminating lettuce.

Wide-spread produce contamination happens through dirty irrigation water that sewage has leaked into.

Even if workers were taking shits in the field, it wouldn’t be enough to make these events and someone with intestinal diseases wouldn’t last long out doing manual labor in the hot sun (ask me how I know).

Food borne illnesses are almost always from shortcuts companies do to save a few bucks (don’t test the water, don’t test the produce, etc.)

[mrshamill]

this needs to be shared far and wide

[natalieironside]

Due to my weird childhood and my weird brain, I have this very unhelpful compulsion to conceal Everything I do from Everyone. I Cannot be observed performing any action, no matter how mundane. My nervous system is convinced I'm gonna, like, Get In Trouble for eating food at dinnertime or sleeping in my bed at bedtime.

I've taken to asking myself, "Okay does this task actually require subterfuge or am I stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day"

[mythmagicetc]

i don’t care if rpf is ethical because i already feel guilty all the time for no reason so i figure i may as well have fun

[varteeny1234]

tumblr keeps recommending i join communities for demographics im not a part of likely because it noticed i care about people who are not me lol

[harvestmoth]

yay

[ruinedchildhood]

[jackhawksmoor]