cinnamon toast crunk

kallisti - you can refer to me using chao/chaos/chaosself pronouns - or if you like - dont

[dailyjackiechan]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

[seej500]

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

[seej500]

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

[cinnamontoastchao]

i dont even care about the money

i just think your day could use more jackie chan

[cinnamontoastchao]

my discordia

is a series of conflicting truths

is knowing things are real

and not real

at the same time

my discordia is submitting to 

and rebelling against

authority

my discordia is knowing what you look like

and what you are

are not always the same

my discordia is saying what must be said

but does not want to be heard

my discordia is accepting

and denying

and confusing

and enlightening

and shrugging and saying

fuck it

why not

[cramulus]

ATTN: Discordians & Their Wretched Ilk

Tell us about your version of Discordia.

Use the tag #my discordia

[sixpenceee]

The Man Who Laughs is a 1928 American silent film directed by the German Expressionist filmmaker Paul Leni. It’s about a man named Gwynplaine. His father was a nobleman. Orphaned as a child, he is captured by outlaws who use a knife to carve his face into a hideous grin. It’s considered a melodrama with roots in horror. You can watch it here

Here is my masterpost of short creepy films

[cinnamontoastchao]

its also the film that inspired the creation of the joker

which i guess is pretty obvious from these images

[earthboundtext]

[cinnamontoastchao]

we are always here for you

[trudiscordianism]

[lowkeystuntin]

[zuzu-and-friends-deactivated202]

I wish hillary wasn’t running for Democrat, fuck the two party system

[al10nsy]

But Bernie Sanders is running as a dem as well! Hillary doesn’t have the nomination yet and probably won’t get it because she is controversial to the left and the right. Bernie Sanders doesn’t have much of a chance either unless we help spread the word. There are a lot of first time voters in tumblr, so if you agree with him, get the word out!

[cinnamontoastchao]

i dont get political very often

but i would much rather see sanders as president

than one more member of the bush clinton dynasty

[cinnamontoastchao]

dont be afraid that it will end

be afraid that it wont

[legendofthesuperking]

beware the paranoid are watching you.

[fortuneflux]

Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t watching you.

[bwansen]

You can have more of these, they’re from Postergasm: Calvinball. Too bad people don’t source it. -.-

[robin-never-dies]

@anti-otherkin

come send me hate I need to use some reaction gifs

[cinnamontoastchao]

i say my good friend borg

but i must disagree wholeheartedly with an opinion you hold inviolate

resistance is never futile

[murderboyfriends]

@ people who use they/them pronouns: I am so sorry you have to deal with know-it-alls who think they & them are only used for multiple people and I’m also sorry you have to deal with people who try to get you to use he/him or she/her pronouns you keep doing you ok

[astropunkz]

hey “know-it-alls” have you ever used a dictionary

[sevenhundredmilesatsea-deactiva]

tockwhoticks anezkastar yogilikespickles

[cinnamontoastchao]

its almost as if language changes over time to adapt to new ideas and concepts

[goodnightvalewords]

[cinnamontoastchao]

sometimes i take humor seriously

sometimes i take seriousness humorously 

either way it is irrelevant

[sudrolth-the-dragon-deactivated]

You're Home

You’re awake. Everything was black a moment ago, and now your eyes can weakly split to see. Everything is alright now. The weight of your heavy body sinks into the soft substrate below, and a sort of warmth radiates through you.

You know this place.

This is home.

As you waken further, your slitted eyes open.

Raise your neck up high. Yes, like that. Look around. The sun settles delicately like dust on everything you can lay eye on. The air is warm and lazy today. Time to get up.

Press your paw into the ground, feel it separate and spread beneath your feet. Can you feel the ground of which you’ve longed to live? It’s beneath you.

Stretch your powerful limbs for the first time. Feel them ache with excitement. They’re finally yours to use. Feel the strengthened masses, the massive bundles of power shift beneath your scaled back.

It’s been a long time.

Feel your massive lungs expand, take in your first breath of homely air… Can you smell it?

Bask in the soft warmth of the welcoming weather as you absorb the sunlight with your scales… It’s comfortable. You’ve always known this feeling, but never gotten to experience it. Now it’s yours.

You’re home.

[featherdark]

Sud, this made me tear up a little dammit.

[girlymecha]

sometimes i get new followers and i’ll look at their blogs and literally nothing about me should appeal to them

but i’ve just realized i’m their shame blog

i’m the blog they follow to hide their secret interests

welcome my lost children, it is okay, do not shy away from the light that i have to offer you

[cinnamontoastchao]

or youre like me and enjoy seeing a wide variety of viewpoints on your dash

no point in associating only with people who agree with you all the time

thats boring

[chinxchilla]

No guy is going to get you naked and be like, “Sorry, I thought you were like five pounds less, nevermind” he’s probably going to put his mouth on you wherever you let him and that’s that. Any guy that doesn’t completely worship the naked body of a woman he’s into anyway is an asshole. Or a teenager.

(via poetic)

[cinnamontoastchao]

all statements are true in some sense

false in some sense

meaningless in some sense

true and false in some sense

true and meaningless in some sense

false and meaningless in some sense

and true and false and meaningless in some sense

principia discordia