diary of an obsessive ao3 reader

she/her || dabble in like every fandom || intj shout out to fanfic writers i luv yall <3

[cinnamqndol]

i just got around to watching ep1 of hotd

did aemond just fucking kiss alicent wtf 😭

[puppyloveandpredators]

The packs playing celebrity heads and Stiles and Erica are twinning so hard, they can ask the most insane questions but on completely identical wavelengths like

Stiles: … am I hot?

Erica: yeah kinda, I mean I would

Everyone else looking at who Stiles character is: ?????¿???

Stiles: am I the green m&m?

Erica: yeah

Jackson: HOW

[puppyloveandpredators]

Something I love about the teen wolf fandom is that I haven't seen a single person who actually sticks to canon. Not even talking about like non canon ships or whatever, like full "that character is still alive actually", "This character never left", "anything after season 3 didn't happen. Also some things before season 3". Like other fandoms are very into the source material, and divergence in fic is treated as a what if scenario. In teen wolf it's the default. The teen wolf fandom looked at the scripts, said "this is trash", and then went and everyone did their own thing en masse. Open a fic and just accept whoever's still alive in it

[cinnamqndol]

[ka4lina]

Fem! Maekar Targaryen

I think I can understand why she has 6 children 👀

[cinnamqndol]

am i complaining to much or does anyone else feel like the s3 poster is kinda lacking / lazy

[cinnamqndol]

HOTD characters and modern foods i think they would like Pt 2

Criston Cole - protein powder

Cregan - these ribs from barbie: life in the dream house

Helaena - Tini’s mac and cheese (comfort food)

Viserys - the viral pickle dip (idk he gives pickle lover vibes)

Baela - crab rangoon (savory food girl)

Rhaenys - raspberry chia seed pudding (rhaena made them for her once and she fell in love)

Gwayne - caviar

Addam - candied salmon

Ulf - edible gold sheets (claims he eats it daily, highly doubtful he could afford it)

Warning: fake heart/blood (it’s a cake)

Alys - anya taylor joy’s wedding cake

[cinnamqndol]

HOTD characters and modern foods i think they would like

Rhaenyra - chocolate covered strawberries

Aegon - dino dragon nuggets (they are sunfyre shaped)

Daemon - seafood boil (takes out his beef with crabfeeder by feasting on crabs)

Jace - erewhon (thinks the foods are ‘reasonably’ priced)

Luke - dubai chocolate everything (it was never just a trend to him)

Aemond - plain butter pasta (picky-eatermaxxer)

Rhaena - crumbl cookies (she did a collab with them)

Otto - a cold, cunty martini

Alicent - carrot ribbon salad (lowkey giving almond mom)

Corlys - these la fruit desserts (he feels bonita when he eats them)

[ximangshrine]

what's the point of aerion having a scar, left by the wound dunk gave him, on his inner thigh if dunk isn't the one to kiss it when he goes down on him

[wrath-of-achilleus]

A man in dark armor and a pale pink cloak spotted with blood stepped up to Robb. “Jaime Lannister sends his regards.” He thrust his longsword through her son’s heart, and twisted. (Catelyn VII, ASOS)

Jaime, clueless in the riverlands:

[cluelessjellyfish]

[cinnamqndol]

i am simultaneously a helaegon, helaenond, jace x helaela shipper and a everyone needs to leave my girl helaena alone truther

[cinnamqndol]

if i had a nickel every time a girl with the biggest puppy-doe-eyes is in love with their childhood best friend but is in denial about it so they marry the man that is the next closest thing, have kids who are splitting images of the very person they can’t move on from and end up being the indirect reason why said best friend died, i would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.

[cinnamqndol]

to the person who edited alicent to good luck babe by chappell roan: you owe me $150 in therapy

[cinnamqndol]

yes. yes i am.

[cinnamqndol]

aegon, helaena, aemond and daeron be suffering from the most atrocious mommy and daddy issues while we have jace “not another one mum” velaryon who frankly has too may parental figures

[cinnamqndol]

one thing about viserys is that even though he was an evil bitch he made sure dany got educated