Sypha Hecking Belnades

I serve no demon and i do no evil.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

@ciphersylph

cmere

like all of you cmere

[ciphersylph]

oh? is something wrong?

[cyberneticlagomorph]

Sometimes my shitty meat suit is like "what if more baby..." And then I go hang out with my friends babies and the feeling goes away almost instantly

Hormones do not desire more baby

They want new and exciting baby

Unrelated baby

Like putting orphaned babies on a broody mama

I do not know why my body does this as we already have many baby for to love and protect and cry about

[ciphersylph]

time for Baby?

[cyberneticlagomorph]

Oh to be a sleepy little baby curled up and milk drunk in a pile of freshly shorn wool

[ciphersylph]

it is like a holiday card

[ciphersylph]

> Jack is here, he's putting his face in sypha's tits and whining like a sad sad dog

"oh, you poor thing, what's the matter?" she croons sympathetically

Baby gurgles a series of 'b' sounds

[cyberneticlagomorph]

I don't need anymore children I don't need anymore children I don't need anymore children

[ciphersylph]

do you want a baby visit?

[cyberneticlagomorph]

Please :c

[ciphersylph]

here we come

[cyberneticlagomorph]

I don't need anymore children I don't need anymore children I don't need anymore children

[ciphersylph]

do you want a baby visit?

[cyberneticlagomorph]

I REALLY SHOULD...

[ciphersylph]

i shall bring Trevor and Baby and we'll get him out.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

Anywhoozles!

I'm gonna go get breakfast started, I got up late so everything is a little to the left rn but breakfast soon!

If you know where I live you're welcome to come get a plate as always

Please ignore the coffin in the dining room, husbeast is in there and he refuses to get up

[ciphersylph]

I'm coming to get him

[cyberneticlagomorph]

i made a Mistake

i watched the new season of your source material and he Saw and now he's having a crisis

[ciphersylph]

ohhh...

you ought to hang a sign when you do that.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

Anywhoozles!

I'm gonna go get breakfast started, I got up late so everything is a little to the left rn but breakfast soon!

If you know where I live you're welcome to come get a plate as always

Please ignore the coffin in the dining room, husbeast is in there and he refuses to get up

[ciphersylph]

I'm coming to get him

[cyberneticlagomorph]

You think if I start calling my husband's coffin his "kennel" or "crate" he'll stop spending so much time in it?

[ciphersylph]

replace the lid with glass so you can see him!

[cyberneticlagomorph]

And watch him sleep like some dark YA retelling of sleeping beauty??

What do you take me for madame!

[ciphersylph]

i was thinking more of his perspective; it'd be hard to stay asleep with you and Egg staring.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

You think if I start calling my husband's coffin his "kennel" or "crate" he'll stop spending so much time in it?

[ciphersylph]

replace the lid with glass so you can see him!

[ciphersylph]

oh, i got a follower for baby sharing.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

@ciphersylph brought her baby over bc I'm a soggy sobbing mess rn and damn

I understand why fairies used to steal these

So fat, so soft, gently milk scented, all in a very stealable size and shape 10/10

I'm pretending to chomp their Chunky arm rolls

[ciphersylph]

c:

[cyberneticlagomorph]

Imagine being Vlad Dracula Tepes, the Last of the Dracul, son of the Devil, and all around scary bastard who's been undead for at least a thousand years and this loaf of bread with opinions decides your name is actually Peepaw (or Bunic depending on the day) and that she loves you!

[ciphersylph]

he should think himself the luckiest in the world!

[femmefatalegoth]

Put neck in vampire mouth. Put neck in vampire mouth. Vampire mouth perfec t size to put neck in to rest! inside very soft and comfort neck feel comfortable put neck in vampire mouth. put neck in vampire mouth. no problems ever in vampire mouth because good shape and support for neck. avampire mouth yes a place for neck put neck in vampire mouth can trust vampire for giveing good love to neck. friend vampire.

[re-dracula]

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[ciphersylph]

Sypha I made a thing for the baby!

[The thing in question is a plushtoy from build-a-beast, it's some sort of rabbit vampire thing with big red eyes and a heart shaped nose and bat wings for ears]

awwww im sure they will love it

[cyberneticlagomorph]

Spending time with the Belmont baby after work is the only thing keeping me sane

Happiness is stored in their soft widdle tumtum and their chunky croissant arms

They smell like milk and soap houghougjoygoygj I don't need more babies I got like 3 under a year old

[ciphersylph]

seeing you so happy over them is a very special reward in itself.