Horridly Wonderful

I fucked up and I don't know if I can fix it this time oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[chessys]

i need 2 nourish my body so when i die i can contribute maximum nutrients to the trees

[aquilaofarkham]

i had an idea for an outfit inspired by this post:

[art-has-died]

why don’t people claim to descend from the gods anymore? ignore one of your parents, claim a throne, become a hero. people are so boring nowadays.

[stability]

[happy-little-elf]

A capybara running along the bottom of a river  

(source)

[joshpeck]

what is she doing down there

[solarsyrup]

she was trying to avoid the paparazzi!!

[vladscastle-deactivated20231022]

[angryschnauzer]

N Y O O M

[whitepeopletwitter]

[toastbutteregg]

Student designs Netflix ads that punish people with spoilers if they don’t stay home (x)

PS I censored the spoilers but if you want to see them, just click the link above. Yes, one of them is from Love is Blind

[blogging-phelddagrif]

[wickedcriminal]

Me, relaxing in the Woods™️: ah, yes, Nature, Water, Sunlight. Many Things that are Green. Peaceful. Beautiful. I could stay here forever.

One (1) mosquitoe: 👁👄👁

Me, packing up my things: I suppose all good things must come to an end

[blankdem]

What about the ghosts tho

[wickedcriminal]

Oh you mean the homies

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The fact that people who go on “are you smarter than a ten year old” seem to be less intelligent might be proof of the fact that the stuff we learn in school is useless.

[phoneticmeow]

I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream

[phoneticmeow]

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND

[thatsthat24]

Give Me the Proper Motivation 👔

[ubercharge]

i showed my friend the sun bears from that post and he was like “what about moon bears” and there IS in fact a type of bear nicknamed the moon bear and fuckingh nothing could’ve prepared me for the images

large. wide. sit.

[longest-dogs-deactivated2023032]

Opposite energy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[frogandtoadpdf]

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

[anchovy]

My mom told me to stop vapeing in the house and my dad just texted me this

[anchovy]

Update:

[ranger52enroute-deactivated2023]

The alphabetized files at my ranger station lead to some interesting mental pictures

[ralfmaximus]

Park Ranger X-Files TV show now please