( @circusflight )
❝ you’re late ! where were you ? ❞
❛ sorry, batgirl ! i saw a poor, helpless cat stuck up in a tree & well- golly, you shoulda seen the look on his face ! i couldn’t just leave him there ! ❜ while it might not have been convenient, the young ward of billionaire bruce wayne then reached into the folds of his cape & brought out none other than a cat ! ❛ i was thinking we could call him alfred. ❜












