Freyple is actually my life

frey antis literally get a fucking life????? (frargolak stans you can stay but you're on thin fucking ice)

[captainpirateblog]

guys I’m sorry but I just can’t stan Baer anymore after what Flik revealed in the last ep… I’m sick to my stomach

[nonbinarynickribcage]

oh my god

oh my god

the president of the republic of eloria?? "dont worry, shes really old"?? are they dropping hints that rheya is the elorian president during livoutia times?? this is totally canon in my head now >W<

[yastridistheway]

Media literacy is truly fucking dead!

Who said anything about Rheya? Quekiss is an elf too? Are you really gonna erase her elf identity like that?

Rhyea isn’t the only immortal in the party!

[circusfrey]

also sorry don’t wanna burst yalls delusional bubbles but… I don’t think they even confirmed it’s an elf??? Like it just said she’s old that could be totally unrelated….

[circusfrey]

Ok but I heard a rumor that jonesy plays tennis does anyone know if that’s true?

[pelikevinth-heaven]

slithery pete is committing tax fraud

[pelikevinth-heaven]

maple has also been committing tax fraud, but unlike slithery pete, hers is unintentional. it’s okay maple, taxes are hard

[circusfrey]

And personally I support women’s tax evasion 🥰

[circusfrey]

hIS FUCKIN FINSTA ARE YOU KIDDING ME SAMMY WHAT THE FUCK I KNOW YOU SHOWED AUNT LISA SHE WOULDNY FIND IT ON HER OWN IM GONNA FUCKIN END YOU

I DIDNT FUCKINg SHOW HER ANYTHING!!!!! I literally DONT know how she found it!!!!! As IF I’d ever help aunt lisa with anything after she showed mom what kik is plus I don’t even FOLLOW his finsta i only know abt the photo from your “best friend” Megan bc she was talking shit about you and Shane in the cafeteria when you were out sick last week!!!!

[circusfrey]

tell mom you were lying about shane or you're not getting these notebooks back

OKAY OH MY GOD I fucking told her I was lying but she doesn’t believe me bc aunt lisa found his finsta where he posted that photo of you guys at the park that night you snuck out and she showed mom so there’s sorta no going back but I DID WHAT YOU SAID SO GIVE ME MY FUCKING NOTEBOOKS

[circusfrey]

okay idk if i would say freyple is like a benchmark healthy relationship..... like glad they worked things out atp but i think they're pretty known for their messiness..... feywild and modify memory and all

First of all thank you for asking this respectfully (see Hannah it’s not that hard) but I’m gonna have to disagree w/ you bc yesssss sure historically they were messy but like….. they’re soooo good and healthy now and I actually think it’s especially healthy bc we know they know how to handle conflict

[circusfrey]

WHAT THE FUCKIS UUR PROBLEM I WASNY EVEN THE ONE WHO TOLD MOM AB UR FANFIC WTF BITCH IM GONNA GET U I STG

Only replying to this as EVIDENCE that you THREATENED ME bc my fucking FANFIC NOTEBOOKS HAVE GONE MISSING and Hannah I SWEAR TO GRODD IF YOY DID ANYTHING TOO IT ILL MEVER FORGIVE YOU

[circusfrey]

yeah i'm sure mom rlly enjoyed the 20 page musical lesbjan sex scene and mpgreg argilak custody battle

btw freyple4ever is a bad laptop password

Ok FIRST OF ALL the arg fic was LITERALLY A COMMISSION like I got paid $15 to write that so I’m literally a working author

And I’m actually really really proud of the musical lesbian sex scene bc I worked really hard and had to teach myself how to use musescore to make the sheet music to go along with it and I actually think that moms probably really proud of me for putting myself out there

also I just texted her about you and Shane oops have fun being grounded for the rest of your life🥰

[circusfrey]

i didn't even tell her aunt lisa did, you were just dum enough to send ur fic to a stranger online lol

FUCK I’ve literally always hated aunt lisa that is such a fucked up thing to do!!!!! I’m literally not gonna go to christmas at her house this year

also it’s literally not dumb it’s actually brave and it’s really fucked that you would say that bc like how do authors even get published they SEND THEIR WORK TO STRANGERS THATS WHAT QUERYING IS and “melody” axtually told me that I’m a really talented writer so maybe ur just jealous that mom actually believes in me

[circusfrey]

oh it's a low blow to bring up FREYS trauma but ur literally putting MINE on blast for all the internet to see OK

you know mom is ur kik friend melody right? she read all of the livoutia fanfiction u sent her and she's gonna send it to ur school for counseling

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME DID YOU FUCKING TEACH MOM WHAT KIK IS YOU FICKING BITXH THATS NOT EVEN FUXKING FUNNY

[circusfrey]

i didn't fail i got a C- with summer school i can move up to pre alg next fall bitch

too bad frey can't go to summer school in order to learn how to be an interesting character

I hate to break it to you but you know you only got that C- because mom bribed the teacher, right???? Like I know you’re not good at math but plz tell me how getting a D- or F on every test and quiz adds up to a C-…..

Also it’s axtully fucked of you to bring up the fact that Frey couldn’t go to school bc she was LITERALLY KIDNAPPED at six years old and grew up in the circus like…… low fucking blow bringing up her childhood trauma so casually

[circusfrey]

liking frey is lowk cringe atp :/ sry

so is failing pre-pre-algebra twice, Hannah

[circusfrey]

frey defenders actually have it so hard, sisyphusian ass fandom

THANK YOU!!!! literally needed this my bitxh sister has been flooding my asks with frey hate and it’s so refreshing to get an ask from someone with anyyyyu amount of media literacy

[circusfrey]

thoughts on the downfall of zastrid?

Honestly I’m just happy they had Any Conversation even if it led the then breaking up!!!!

​idk I think having freyple as an example of a healthy relationship probably made them realize that what they had just… wasn’t that

[circusfrey]

"frey did nothing wrong" -me when i lie

ur literally obsessed with me it’s embarrassing

[circusfrey]

and yet, still responding to every frey anti who dms you lmao, "i don't have time" ok 🤪🤪

“every frey anti” yeah fucking right I know these are all you Hannah and mom is gonna be pissed if she finds out you’re bullying me again