kurt hummel's bulging pink fun sac

animals, tickles and social justice. i watch copious amounts of youtube and am here mostly because im procrastinating at work.

[alexander]

This is important hello (x)

[itsahalest0rm]

Reblogging again for the fuckboy who ignored it the first time

[henamyung]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

[mischiefthewitchy]

*slow clap for australia* shit mates. Wow.

[fuliajulia]

these jstor tags look like something you’d see on ao3

[famousinternetcat]

@jstor

[jstor]

WHAT OF IT, HMMMM?

[cheese24k]

[vua-deactivated20160828]

oh my god

[friendley-deactivated20200102]

everyone needs to see this video at least once in their life

[andromedafalls]

I think my favorite thing about dogs is that they can, in fact, perceive the tone/mood of music, just as they can with human voices.

[theteastainedpages]

I think the best part about this is that there was an actual academic study done to find out what music dogs preferred, they set it up by kenneling dogs and figuring out which kind of music caused them to be more relaxed in the situation, and they found out that most dogs prefer soft rock and reggae. 

He probably really digs it. 

[terriamon]

this man is so kind

[setheverman]

my new best friend

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via meanboysclub)

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[zackisontumblr]

my textbook and i have a lot in common

[tomorrowandbeyond]

[spockvarietyhour]

HOW DID YOU FIND MY CRYING SHED

[itswalky]

Been looking at this for a while, and something about it seemed off.  Something else is going on here, behind the scenes.  And it hit me.

Look at where the floor is.  Her legs, in order to reach it, must be Liefeldian in length!  And then the obvious solution presented itself.

She’s standing on a dog!

No wonder this man is in here crying. She is a monster.

[wackd-archive]

Far be it from me to argue with someone with nineteen years and counting of artistic experience, but that is exactly what I’m going to do, right now! Watch me! 

Yes, examination of that background and the marks on the floor of the shed lead me to the conclusion that there’s a great big hill of sand for her to be standing on. Thus obviously the reason he’s crying is that he’s just finished sweeping and now she’s letting all the sand in. As someone who spent many years at a summer camp with a sandy bank by the lake, and who was often made to sweep his own bunk, I can assure you that this is an unforgivable offense. Sand is the worst and there is always more of it. 

[itswalky]

I will give you that there definitely appears to be sand.  However, it’s a clearly not a solid fixture of sand which would support the weight of an adult human woman.  

Unless…

now he can’t even close the door

fuck you, lady

[winterstar95-deactivated2023110]

This is the reason I am on tumblr

[bigmammallama5]

#someone photoshop Anakin’s face on the guy

ok

[number368]

problem solved 

[doublearabianpunchfrontlayout-d]

Y’all I came on tumblr for this kind of shit I’m so impressed

[itsagifnotagif]

I actually have so much love for dogs

[sixpenceee]

These dogs blend right in. 

[jonomaly-deactivated20180427]

What dogs?

[shoggothgirlfriends]

I hate when people take photos of the ground

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Responsible af. 10/10, good doggo.

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

You can’t be mad at him

[psychedelicfelon]

Definitely should give him a treat

[itzyaboy-dame]

Goooodddd boy

[ossuariies]

Grown men don’t do as much.

[not-like-the-restaurant]

Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”

me: “Fine, thanks.”

Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.

[sacheu-deactivated20200922]

[jeanqrey]

[buzzfeed]

[remacei]

[braunerbear]

one of us is gonna have to change.

[hellometalhusband-deactivated20]

Never has a Tinder profile given me so much pure joy before.