captain dog with a pirate blog

irresponsibly thorny

[circusfrey]

hIS FUCKIN FINSTA ARE YOU KIDDING ME SAMMY WHAT THE FUCK I KNOW YOU SHOWED AUNT LISA SHE WOULDNY FIND IT ON HER OWN IM GONNA FUCKIN END YOU

I DIDNT FUCKINg SHOW HER ANYTHING!!!!! I literally DONT know how she found it!!!!! As IF I’d ever help aunt lisa with anything after she showed mom what kik is plus I don’t even FOLLOW his finsta i only know abt the photo from your “best friend” Megan bc she was talking shit about you and Shane in the cafeteria when you were out sick last week!!!!

[captainpirateblog]

keeping #freydidnothingwrong in the tags in the midst of this shows true passion, shoutout

[artsy-eloria]

Scribbly little group photo of the Trojan whores✨💕

[catboyedric]

ehehehe u kno i had to maek our fave bigender baby blelf :3 :3 luv gettin to see her explor her magicc,, plz caitln b nic to my bby!!!

[captainpirateblog]

is craigmaxxing the new meta??

[grandpas-can-fight]

I felt a level of empathy with Poseidon when he asked bubbles to put someone else on the line. It reminds me of how I feel about my least favorite grandson, Wendell.

[captainpirateblog]

I missed out on the presale for livoutiapod live and tix were gone by general 😭 fuck my chungus life

[totally-real-astridstridass]

[totally-real-astridstridass]

Guyssssss I’m trying not to get ahead of myself but I have a friend who’s cousin knows an old coworker of one of the mods and she said fthat he said that he said that she said that will might be planning to retire Astrid to play Mandy full time!!!!

[bisexualcraizin]

FRIA NATION RISE UP THE DOWNFALL OF ZASTRID IS NIGH!!!

[zastriddisaster]

34.106.208.213

38° 7′ 0″ N, 86° 55′ 46″ W

never say that shit again

[bisexualcraizin]

HELLO??????

[captainpirateblog]

boy what a diZastrid that session was for the worst fans of the pod, starlit girlfriends truthers STAY IN LINE

[mrs-gurgle]

hi everyone!! new to the pod :3 my friend has been following for years so I’m super excited to get started!

smol question about the last episode: are “One Hour Wills” canon?? Are they even DnD?

that ep didn’t really seem related to the plot, but I just started the pod with Elory, so pls lmk if it ties in to the others!

[captainpirateblog]

one hour wills are law

[captainpirateblog]

I love hearing about the Elorian continental funeral practices! Little details like that really add to the cultural immersion :)))

[livartia]

Encantamientos de aure - Encontrar espíritu

or an excerpt from the incredibly serious and focused spellbook of one rheya turmendriel

[bisexualcraizin]

Imagine….

Your boyfriend, Prince Mika, walks in rubbing his swollen belly. “I’m hungry Y/N”, he complains. You laugh, “We just ate lunch!” He comes over to you and wraps his arms around you from behind. You can feel his pregnant belly pressing against your back and you smile. Mika counters with “Yeah but I’m eating for two…. or three… or maybe even nine!” You smile, “You’re right. I wouldn’t want the octuplets to starve. I’ll go get some more food.” As you walk away, you turn back to see Mika beam at you, face glowing and beautiful. You smile in return, wondering how you got so lucky.

[captainpirateblog]

straight to the boneman’s prison with you!!!! nonstop flight!!!! direct!!!!

[captainpirateblog]

STOP POSTING MPREG MIKA STOP POSTING MPREG MIKA STOP POSTING MPREG MIKA

[captainpirateblog]

why were the court of thieves so insensitive about Fellian cultural norms like??? everyone was so on board for Yegg nonsense but once it’s another country everyone’s up in arms.

these are my comfort characters pls don’t make them xenophobic thx

[captainpirateblog]

absolute cinema