captain dog with a pirate blog

irresponsibly thorny

[yabbiescrustyjorts]

i love when yabbie turns in elephan

[maniczalecta]

wish zoe would clang her trolly for a cowgirl

[captainpirateblog]

guys I’m sorry but I just can’t stan Baer anymore after what Flik revealed in the last ep… I’m sick to my stomach

[nonbinarynickribcage]

oh my god

oh my god

the president of the republic of eloria?? "dont worry, shes really old"?? are they dropping hints that rheya is the elorian president during livoutia times?? this is totally canon in my head now >W<

[captainpirateblog]

Saving for when this prophecy comes true

[circusfrey]

hIS FUCKIN FINSTA ARE YOU KIDDING ME SAMMY WHAT THE FUCK I KNOW YOU SHOWED AUNT LISA SHE WOULDNY FIND IT ON HER OWN IM GONNA FUCKIN END YOU

I DIDNT FUCKINg SHOW HER ANYTHING!!!!! I literally DONT know how she found it!!!!! As IF I’d ever help aunt lisa with anything after she showed mom what kik is plus I don’t even FOLLOW his finsta i only know abt the photo from your “best friend” Megan bc she was talking shit about you and Shane in the cafeteria when you were out sick last week!!!!

[captainpirateblog]

keeping #freydidnothingwrong in the tags in the midst of this shows true passion, shoutout

[artsy-eloria]

Scribbly little group photo of the Trojan whores✨💕

[catboyedric]

ehehehe u kno i had to maek our fave bigender baby blelf :3 :3 luv gettin to see her explor her magicc,, plz caitln b nic to my bby!!!

[captainpirateblog]

is craigmaxxing the new meta??

[grandpas-can-fight]

I felt a level of empathy with Poseidon when he asked bubbles to put someone else on the line. It reminds me of how I feel about my least favorite grandson, Wendell.

[captainpirateblog]

I missed out on the presale for livoutiapod live and tix were gone by general 😭 fuck my chungus life

[totally-real-astridstridass]

[totally-real-astridstridass]

Guyssssss I’m trying not to get ahead of myself but I have a friend who’s cousin knows an old coworker of one of the mods and she said fthat he said that he said that she said that will might be planning to retire Astrid to play Mandy full time!!!!

[bisexualcraizin]

FRIA NATION RISE UP THE DOWNFALL OF ZASTRID IS NIGH!!!

[zastriddisaster]

34.106.208.213

38° 7′ 0″ N, 86° 55′ 46″ W

never say that shit again

[bisexualcraizin]

HELLO??????

[captainpirateblog]

boy what a diZastrid that session was for the worst fans of the pod, starlit girlfriends truthers STAY IN LINE

[mrs-gurgle]

hi everyone!! new to the pod :3 my friend has been following for years so I’m super excited to get started!

smol question about the last episode: are “One Hour Wills” canon?? Are they even DnD?

that ep didn’t really seem related to the plot, but I just started the pod with Elory, so pls lmk if it ties in to the others!

[captainpirateblog]

one hour wills are law

[captainpirateblog]

I love hearing about the Elorian continental funeral practices! Little details like that really add to the cultural immersion :)))

[livartia]

Encantamientos de aure - Encontrar espíritu

or an excerpt from the incredibly serious and focused spellbook of one rheya turmendriel