the fucking creep

viewers beware

[circusgender]

im saturn / 24 / they/he

genderfluid lesbian + court jester + failboy

i post whatever the hell

(icon cred)

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[pocketdogs]

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

[moth-moth-the-magic-moth]

#MyFly

[28121997-deactivated20250923]

to me the entire internet is rage bait content

[dominance-and-knees]

Went to a geologist who rated my cock on the moh’s hardness scale… 100%

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[dogpuppy]

[nostalgiaville]

"EverythingGirl.com Archive" is a personal project of mine that attempts to reconstruct the whole website, and fix/replace any broken/missing assets. I'm excited to finally show this to the public! But keep in mind the website's still a work in progress, so a lot of clickable links lead to nothing:

https://everything-girl.neocities.org/

[bgm05]

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

[whyenn-reader]

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

[preyanimal]

love love love this

[fmetmoved-deactivated20250211]

[frankiedotbiz]

in the club sipping on that shit that makes every steven universe character hate you

[spongeified]

i needed more angry bob on here

[segamascott]

i don't like seeing him get like this 💔

[nostalgic-teddyy]

mind you he NEVER gets like that unprovoked.

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[mlarayoukai]

video games are good sometimes

[mlarayoukai]

can we get tgat bitch in the crowd some tables

[mewwon]

remember when everyone would talk about being shadowbanned when their posts would flop

[fairycosmos]

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......