heteros are cool, fun, popular and normal!

in case you have trouble telling, this IS satire. if you didn't want your post reblogged, tell me and i'll delete it.

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i just found out gay people still exist. someone (OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER!!!!!!) hold me…

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imagine if gays were real… I know it’s not Halloween anymore but just a little scary post for you! (:

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Whats your het icon

prince philip <3 :)

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I’m Karen and I just want to say I love your blog!! 💕 My husband Chris and I struggle to remind our daughters Kayleigh and Renesmee sometimes how disgusting and against God the homosexuals are, and your wise words really help! 💕 A STRAIGHT mom

haha, yeah right!! you can’t fool me!!! if you’re not a gay, why does your “husband’s” name start with the same sound as yours?!?!?! im not homophonic but.................

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if being gay is “good”, then why left wrong left right wrong right left? check and mate

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If you hate heterosexual people, call them hetties, think being straight is bad, say toxic and abusive relationships are straight culture, and/or judge people just for being with the opposite sex. You don’t want to be judged for what you are born as so why are they? I dont except discrimination of any kind on my blog so take that toxic shit out of here cause I won’t do homophobia, transphobia,biphobia, acephobia, cisphobia, heterophonia, etc. Etc. Etc. None is allowed.

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preach! no sounds that are different from each other or you’re instantly BLOCKED!!!

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don’t you just love being STRAIGHT and CIS? imagine being a so called “homosexual” and not being able to enjoy the normal people ANTHEM “santa buddy” by michael buble

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“women and gender studies”? heh. silly gay liberal snowflake. studies aren’t real

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people at my college keep introducing themselves with “”””pronouns”””... LISTEN buddy, pronouns are FAKE. sorry to burst your bubble KIDDO. but the only thing i’ll be calling you is YOUR NAME and AWKWARDLY, YOUR NAME AGAIN EVERY TIME

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i’m going to major in cis

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imagine if gays were real... I know it’s not Halloween anymore but just a little scary post for you! (:

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shut up about gender,

shut up about gender!!!

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those posts were supposed to be queued to post throughout the next few days up to thanksgiving and i don’t know what happened but it’s definitely the gays’ fault

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hello fellow normal humans, happy thanksgiving week. what are you thankful for?

im thankful for being part of the GREATEST community, the straight heterosexuals! the gays may hate us, but without us, they wouldn’t have so many awesome things like modern computers, the ‘mona lisa’, the band ‘queen’,

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thank gosh im S.T.R.A.I.G.H.T.!!!!!!

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this thanksgiving the gays better be thankful for how kindly we abstain from doing violence to them usually!!!

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wait. what DOES the h stand for in hlbt

homestuck