We are so tired of these Robots' shit

This account is just for what posts tfa civilians would make living in a city of supervillains, futuristic tech, and alien robots. Requests are welcomed

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Account introduction:

This account this works similarly to the OnlyinGotham account where askers submit scenarios of the every day civilian that they think would happen in the world the account is based on.

Most of these posts may end up being made by me tho.

As you can tell this is for Transformers Animated (2007). When each post takes place depends on what's funniest at time. Even the season 4 we never got will have some posts taking place during it, since we do have a vague idea of what would have happened thanks to the Allspark Almanac.

- mod El

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Y'all remember when Isaac Sumdac was kidnapped by the Decepticons? I hope to god he witnessed some Decepticon drama go down just so he can tell us.

Come on don't be shy Issac boy spill the tea

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Chat a decepticon caught me lacking jn. So I was quitely singing a song that was stuck in my head (it was 'on the moon above' from that 2020 movie about the Chinese moon goddess) and this giant metal alien robot whom I somehow managed to miss said 'Kid there isn't a moon Goddess up there but I wish there was, would have made my stay there much more bearable'.

I felt my soul leave my body.

It was the skinny purple Decepticon with 1 eye and had claws.

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is it just me or did sumdac’s daughter hit spontaneous puberty or something??? She did not look like that yesterday.

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Can we all agree that Issac Sumdac 100% had a fling with that Megatron guy?

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Guys.... Chat.... I need y'all to understand this I am living out the craziest yandere plot irl, well at least i think it's a yendere plot with the amount of people turning up severely injured one person even died. That some times I genuinely forget I live in a city home to a superhero team made up of giant alien robots and only remember this fact whenever I get jumpscared by the news while scrolling on social media.

You people may think I am joking about the yandere thing but I CAN NOT stress enough that I am 98% some wild ass yandere plot is unfolding in my school. And there might be more than 1 with some having obsessive crushes on each other some having a crush on the same person and I'm pretty sure there's just 1 random normal guy wrapped up in all this.

I am this 👌 close to going up to the autobots and present to them all the evidence I have for all this and beg them to do something about this through tears

#Iamsosorry #Iamalittlestressedrnaboutthisall

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Shout out to the time where my friend and I started unironically calling Isaac Sumdac Cyrus Borg (a rich super genius character from a popular show from the 2000s) and we did it so much that when working on our assignment about famous inventors we called him that throughout the entire paper

And we almost submitted it like that too 💀

#tothisdayIhavenoideahowwemadethatmistake #Igetitwassomethingwedidoften #butstill

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Please tell me I ain't the only one who just saw the 3 faced con get struck with lightening

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Trinibagoan here addressing alyuh crazy people in Detroit.

Was it one of ur big ass aliens robots that cut the lights in Guyana during CPL when they were playing against we?

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dude the building that the chin guy fell on to was my workplace 😭😭😭 AND he got my car (i was on the bottom floor away from the impact thankfully)

someone get me out of this city i can't do this anymore

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Just finished throwing up on the side of the road jn and the autobot with the giant chin say me. He started screaming so hard I think I have permanent hearing loss now and he ended up tripping onto a building.

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Am I tripping or did anyone else see Bumblebee get dragged away by a gaint magnet?

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Welcome back to me falling asleep in public spaces and waking up to the Autobots just doing shit. This time I have bared witness to three teens wearing a giant Catnap costume (like it was three of them in one costume) chasing around Bumblebee.

#finallylearnttheirnames

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Am I tripping balls or did anyone else see that ape turn into a robot?

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Our Earth memes are spreading like an invasive species I’m so happy right now

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Y'all know how the djd tracks down and kills Decepticon traitors from a list given to them by Megatron? Well I just saw a post from a Decepticon defector saying:

'Tarn, I know I'm on your list now because of my defection to the Autobots. But, for when you come for my aft, because with the way how things are going it looks like the war might start back so you're allowed to hunt again, please do not give me an impromptu literature lesson as I am talked to death by your voice™, as one last favor as one of friends from before the war back when we attended the academy together and for a little while after when we had unofficially joined the police force. I do not need to be having flashbacks to the suffering we endured in the actual literature class. "

Perfect grammar and everything and homeboy Tarn replies with:

"Firestarter!?"

Like mans didn't even know she defected until she brought it up. Then he follows that up with:

"Just because you asked, when we do make our way down to you, even though I hate everything about my pre war self, I will paint myself in my old colours, find a way to change my optic colour back to blue, and even have my old servos on my person to inflict maximum psychological damage. I will even not transform at all during our future encounter. "

Then one of the man's teammates, the one with two empty pits where his eyes should be response to this tread with:

"Old hands!?" and "why would you not transform for a whole encounter? That seems impossible for you to do".

Then op responses to that with this fucking image:

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After finding about Rosanna all I can think about is how cool a collab between her and Nyango Star would be