Ahoge Analyst

I have one so y'know

[valtsv]

an effective way i've found of processing anger provoked by petty annoyances and minor inconveniences is asking myself "would i be embarrassed to linger on as a revenant specter because i couldn't move past this" and if the answer is yes i get over it pretty quickly

[valtsv]

i am dust and to self-respecting dust i will return

[spockvarietyhour]

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if it's the same year as it was yesterday, 2024

[dumbtrannybitch]

this post has a very specific day you CANNOT reblog it on Jan. 1st 2025

[itsupermanti]

It’s still the same year as yesterday, 2024.

[ottisbuns]

Did you know

If you perform action Harmlessly Bother Cat you can receive Sounds

[ottisbuns]

If you perform action Ignore Cat you can also receive Sounds, with a percentage chance that they will be Noises instead

[keithharingmural]

proposals on ballots be like

do you not want to not pay no taxes nor pay taxes not

⚪️yes

⚪️no

[l0newvlf23-deactivated20221217]

[spinchs-field]

“there is no platonic explanation for this” yes there is actually! it’s called “being friends”

[sacred-portal]

[beesmygod]

[memewhore]

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

You wanna turn the sound on for this one

[ecstaticadventures]

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

[a-womb-of-ones-own]

Why am I supposed to empower myself as a woman by “reclaiming” everything misogynistic and degrading and pornified.... I’d rather “reclaim” my rightful dignity and humanity lmfaoo

[khanuckle-deactivated20250628]

[velvetys]

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

[grimeclown]

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

[abraxasrinbalt]

1969.........

[harperhug]

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with the epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

[dungeonrabbit]

dog eating a hot dog at the mariners game

[happylandfill23]

i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die

[irishironclad]

"Sabaton makes me cry on the daily" you could not torture this out of me

Do you feel cool? Like genuinely, no hey look at me. What is the goal here? To make me feel bad about being touched by music? Because I like a band you don’t like? Sabaton makes very emotional music about real wars and real people lost to them, so you hate that? Is that what you hate? Why do you hate that. Why not love something instead?

[your-fave-is-christian]

The F4U Corsair is Christian!

The F4U Corsair from real life is Christian!

[sunlian]

your honour my client merely just got a little bit genghis khan