Supermarket at the End of the Universe

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[internet-sentences]

Reddit lady in the “emotional support for the other woman” subforum says that she’s heartbroken because the coworker and married man she loves blocked her on everything and reported her to HR for sexual harassment after she DM’d him lewds on Instagram, which makes no sense to her given the intensity of their emotional affair (he complimented her coffee cup and would make small talk during meetings)

[internet-sentences]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[goblinchief]

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

[hippy-craic]

[sonpat-rides-again]

It's not getting isekaied that's the problem.

It's getting back.

[sonpat-rides-again]

That trucks gaining speed!

Aye!

[eggthew]

I am choosing to have hope

[guilherme-rm]

Samus in the CDI

Part of my Metroid crossover series

[briannyssey]

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

[zenaidasden]

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

[hungwy]

CHORE IVE PUT OFF FOR 2 MONTHS DONE RAAAAAARGHHHHH POWER OF THE DRAGON

[beemovieerotica]

most beautiful instagram account

[animentality]

[afreemanlearns]

[thingsfromthedirt]

Jerdon Magnum 357 Handgun Blow-dryer (1981)

[gothluv]

it's like damn are people like not born in the 90's anymore?

[tothewhirlwind]

this all goes back to how sometime around the late 90s/early 2000s they stopped making people born in the 90s and switched over to making people born in the 2000s. it's not a coincidence

[kragehund-est]

dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

[kragehund-est]

one time i accidentally left a flock of galapagos finches overnight in the music store i worked in. by the time i punched into work the next day, they had evolved to fill the niches of each instrument. now they're a world-renowned band. maybe you've heard of... fleetwood mac?

[thahxa]

the american economy is actually very simple. there are two types of goods

type one is the type that can be put on a 40-foot container and made elsewhere. these goods cost zero dollars

type two is the type that needs to be made locally. these cost one infinity dollars. if it requires permitting it costs two infinity dollars

everything else can be derived from this

[lmaonade]

[gothdolphin-deactivated20190409]

Visit Original Link

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!